Sup fuckers?

[HairOfTheDog]

Sup with you, Gunnar?

Not much, sorry to hear you're having a rough go of it today.
Black pants, purple button up shirt and a boner.

Good to know; you might be just the man that I'm after.

You see, my friend aussie is anxious for December and has already requested a special stocking-stuffer; she didn't even wait for Halloween to pass before making Christmas demands!

Anyway, sounds like you may be well-qualified to help me make all of her Christmas dreams come true. She's probably been more nice than naughty this year - time to turn that around before 2014 kicks in.

Up for it, Gunnar?

[Blindgreed1]

Sup with you, Gunnar?

Not much, sorry to hear you're having a rough go of it today.
Black pants, purple button up shirt and a boner.

Good to know; you might be just the man that I'm after.

You see, my friend aussie is anxious for December and has already requested a special stocking-stuffer; she didn't even wait for Halloween to pass before making Christmas demands!

Anyway, sounds like you may be well-qualified to help me make all of her Christmas dreams come true. She's probably been more nice than naughty this year - time to turn that around before 2014 kicks in.

Up for it, Gunnar?

I'm more than just a piece of meat HOTD. Is she hot?

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm more than just a piece of meat HOTD. Is she hot?

I think she's very physically attractive, but don't think I'm good at judging the hotness of other women. Some that I think are hot, my guy friends think are so not - and vice versa.

Here's how I imagine aussiefriend describes herself and her "likes" in her on-line dating profile; you be the judge.

-Smart.
-Funny.
-Educated professional.
-Prefer men a bit on the younger side; color irrelevant.
-Gay men need not make contact - I will only fall in love with you - been down that road before and ain't going back no more, no more, no more, no more!

P.s. I don't like to brag, but I DO have a bench-top dishwasher.

I know that the funny, smart, educated, and bench-top dishwasher-owning parts are true. Don't know if the rest is fact or just her doing a little exaggerated self-mockery.

Oh yeah, she's also crazy as shit, she loves Oprah and Joel Osteen, and she's a great guitar player and singer.

It's fun to take a walk on the wild side from time to time, right?

Up for it, Gunnar?

[Duchess]

Is she hot?

Aussie is a doll. I get along with her better than some of the others. I think she's funny as fuck, they think she's crazy.

You two have something in common, you're both musically inclined.

She's in this thread - http://mockforums.net/thread-6840-page-3.html

[HairOfTheDog]

I think she's funny as fuck, they think she's crazy.

Those things are typically mutually inclusive, I think.

I typically think aussie's funny too - often when she's being completely (overly) serious.

Just hope she appreciates how seriously I took her gift request; really trying to make sure her halls get decked properly this Christmas.

[Duchess]

really trying to make sure her halls get decked properly this Christmas.

Hahaha!

Fa..La..La..La..La

[Blindgreed1]

I'm more than just a piece of meat HOTD. Is she hot?

I think she's very physically attractive, but don't think I'm good at judging the hotness of other women. Some that I think are hot, my guy friends think are so not - and vice versa.

Here's how I imagine aussiefriend describes herself and her "likes" in her on-line dating profile; you be the judge.

-Smart.
-Funny.
-Educated professional.
-Prefer men a bit on the younger side; color irrelevant.
-Gay men need not make contact - I will only fall in love with you - been down that road before and ain't going back no more, no more, no more, no more!

P.s. I don't like to brag, but I DO have a bench-top dishwasher.

I know that the funny, smart, educated, and bench-top dishwasher-owning parts are true. Don't know if the rest is fact or just her doing a little exaggerated self-mockery.

Oh yeah, she's also crazy as shit, she loves Oprah and Joel Osteen, and she's a great guitar player and singer.

It's fun to take a walk on the wild side from time to time, right?

Up for it, Gunnar?

Hmmm... The Joel Osteen thing might be a deal breaker. Im not much for the religious types.

[HairOfTheDog]

Hmmm... The Joel Osteen thing might be a deal breaker. Im not much for the religious types.

Okay. No hard feelings (which is exactly what I'm trying to prevent happening to aussie again this Christmas).

I do think that you're kind of a picky tease though, Gunnar.

Pulling your boner out like that when there's another Mocker just one floor below openly longing for one. Then putting it in reverse over a little televangelist worship? Ah, well...

Where have all the cowboys gone?

[Eat Shit And Die]

I'm more than just a piece of meat HOTD. Is she hot?

No.

[Blindgreed1]

Hmmm... The Joel Osteen thing might be a deal breaker. Im not much for the religious types.

Okay. No hard feelings (which is exactly what I'm trying to prevent happening to aussie again this Christmas).

I do think that you're kind of a picky tease though, Gunnar.
Pulling your boner out like that when there's another Mocker just one floor below openly longing for one. Then putting it in reverse over a little televangelist worship? Ah, well...

Where have all the cowboys gone?

No, I just know what I can and can't tollerate.

[Blindgreed1]

Turquoise button up with black pants.

[HairOfTheDog]

No, I just know what I can and can't tollerate.

I'm just playing with you and aussie, Mr. Serious.

Catching up on the threads, I saw that she was lamenting about not having something that you pointed out you were packing. Bam! Put two and two together...

Yeah, I'd be an awful matchmaker. I don't really think you or aussie would need any help catching fish anyways.

[Blindgreed1]

No, I just know what I can and can't tollerate.

I'm just playing with you and aussie, Mr. Serious.

Catching up on the threads, I saw that she was lamenting about not having something that you pointed out you were packing. Bam! Put two and two together...

Yeah, I'd be an awful matchmaker. I don't really think you or aussie would need any help catching fish anyways.

I saw that too, but I'll be damned if I could figure out what she was trying to say. I do have a friend down in New Zealand that could probably help her out. How young does she like em?

[Duchess]

How young does she like em?

Legal age.

[HairOfTheDog]

Weird, I couldn't figure out why nobody else but sally could figure out what aussie was trying to say.

I don't know if my friend aussie is any more open to long distance romances than are you, or how young she likes 'em, so not sure if she'd be interested in Mr. New Zealand.

Anyway, I'm giving up the mock match making, mister. I'm worse it at it than I am at psychic readings.

[Blindgreed1]

Weird, I couldn't figure out why nobody else but sally could figure out what aussie was trying to say.

I don't know if my friend aussie is any more open to long distance romances than are you, or how young she likes 'em, so not sure if she'd be interested in Mr. New Zealand.

Anyway, I'm giving up the mock match making, mister. I'm worse it at it than I am at psychic readings.

Stick to ball busting.

[HairOfTheDog]

Don't think I'm much of a ball buster either.

But, do enjoy bursting bubbles now and again - mostly when something big is delivered with all that packing material.

P.s. Black pants, tan blouse, black blazer, black heels and lots of silver. Have to be at the courthouse later today; sucks.

[Blindgreed1]

Don't think I'm much of a ball buster either.

But, do enjoy bursting bubbles now and again - mostly when something big is delivered with all that packing material.

P.s. Black pants, tan blouse, black blazer, black heels and lots of silver. Have to be at the courthouse later today; sucks.

sexay!

[Eat Shit And Die]

How young does she like em?

Illegal age.

fixed.

[Blindgreed1]

How young does she like em?

Illegal age.

fixed.