An appeal

[ramseycat]

Where did I say I spend a lot of time in the kitchen? I do have to feed the heathens though. And boys are messy and eat a lot. I NEED a full size DW. I suppose Aussie can get by with a small one as it's just her and the girl.

Question for Aussie: why do your mocks always resort to stupid name calling? With your "advanced" education, I would think you should be able to cut me to the quick with big words I have never even heard of.

[aussiefriend]

Answer for Ramshit: Insomnia is a bitch and so are you.

[ramseycat]

Ha! That's your answer Aussiebitch? I guess I have to lower myself to your level to communicate with you.

[aussiefriend]

My answer is you are a serial pest. At least come up with your own material, my stuff is all original. How would you like it if I called you tractorass huh?

[Duchess]

[Cynical Ninja]

Our banknotes are neon rainbow when you put them altogether, there plastic too.

I've seen it up close and personal, my mate Chris lived in Aus for a year and he brought some of the banknotes back with him.

It looks like the kind of money they use in toytown!

“How many smiley faces and whiskers on kittens does that cost?”

[Cynical Ninja]

Lol.

Aussie is turning ramsey into her own personal lichtspittle!

[ramseycat]

Lol.

Aussie is turning ramsey into her own personal lichtspittle!

Nah, she loves me. Aussie knows it's all in fun. Now, the nonsense between you and Don is real.

[Duchess]

Lol.

They make me laugh - two women trading insults. I don't get to see this shit in the real world.

[sally]

Nah, she loves me. Aussie knows it's all in fun.

I'm pretty sure she'd bust your knee caps in over the dishwasher comments. And HotD would probably get off easy with just a smack in the face and a chunk of hair pulled out.

[ramseycat]

Nah, she loves me. Aussie knows it's all in fun.

I'm pretty sure she'd bust your knee caps in over the dishwasher comments. And HotD would probably get off easy with just a smack in the face and a chunk of hair pulled out.

You might be right. She IS pretty sensitive about her DW.

[Cynical Ninja]

Now, the nonsense between you and Don is real.

Pfft!

Real in what sense?

[HairOfTheDog]

Nah, she loves me. Aussie knows it's all in fun.

I'm pretty sure she'd bust your knee caps in over the dishwasher comments. And HotD would probably get off easy with just a smack in the face and a chunk of hair pulled out.

You might be right. She IS pretty sensitive about her DW.

I really don't think my friend aussie is the physically violent type. Plus, she probably figures I could take a smack and have some hair to spare anyway, so the retaliation would be too risky (from me anyway; ramsey would be cowering behind me - afraid to break a nail or something).

I could, however, see aussie drugging us with some of those pharmaceuticals she swipes from work.

She would probably have me dressed in a church marm outfit, with ramsey in a Laura Ashley vest and a rope scarf. Locked in the basement. Forced to watch Oprah Christmas specials and Joel Osteen sermons for hours on end.

Cruel psychological warfare and attempted behavior modification is more likely aussie's revenge M.O.

Ah well, as long as there were some killer nachos and guacamole thrown into the mix, it might not be that unbearable.

[ramseycat]

I think us girls would have fun. A few Margaritas, Aussie's nachos, my friend's quac, and HOTD 's homemade chips. We could watch Joel's sermons and see how cute he is. Maybe watch some reality TV. Duchess should come too and bring the smoke.

[HairOfTheDog]

I think us girls would have fun. A few Margaritas, Aussie's nachos, my friend's quac, and HOTD 's homemade chips. We could watch Joel's sermons and see how cute he is. Maybe watch some reality TV. Duchess should come too and bring the smoke.

Some other kind of gathering with you all could be fun.

But, I'd probably be begging for the rope scarf and scouring aussie's closets for a stable hanging rod within minutes if Osteen and reality tv were on the menu - no matter how good the smoke and munchies might be.

[ramseycat]

Chick flicks? Comedies? We'll find something. And we can peruse Aussie's shoe collection.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm not much interested in shoes, bags, appliances...and don't really care for chick flicks (though I seriously liked "Fried Green Tomatoes").

I'm thinking you all check that stuff out first, then I meet up with you at the pub for a few drinks and food, some live music, couple games of darts or pool or something...

That would be fun.

[ramseycat]

I'm not much interested in shoes, bags, appliances...and don't really care for chick flicks (though I seriously liked "Fried Green Tomatoes").

I'm thinking you all check that stuff out first, then I meet up with you at the pub for a few drinks and food, some live music, couple games of darts or pool or something...

That would be fun.

You're really a guy aren't you?

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm not much interested in shoes, bags, appliances...and don't really care for chick flicks (though I seriously liked "Fried Green Tomatoes").

I'm thinking you all check that stuff out first, then I meet up with you at the pub for a few drinks and food, some live music, couple games of darts or pool or something...

That would be fun.

You're really a guy aren't you?

Only when I wear the knitted cock-and-balls boxers.

I like nesting around the house, and hanging out with with my family, and cooking, and kissing, and all those typical female things.

But, when it comes to fashion and entertainment, it's probably true that I'm not much of a girly-girl. My friends aren't either (all of my sisters are though).

[Duchess]

Just so you know, I'm not doing anything that involves sitting in front of the television. I'll sit out on the porch & smoke weed...and mock y'all for being typical.