An appeal

[HairOfTheDog]

Just so you know, I'm not doing anything that involves sitting in front of the television. I'll sit out on the porch & smoke weed...and mock y'all for being typical.

I don't think it's weird or unfeminine not to want to check out somebody else's shoes or sit around eating and watching the tube with a group of other women (much less reality tv, televangelists, and chick flicks).

I don't think I have any friends, male or female, who wouldn't normally rather get stoned on the porch, or go listen to live acoustic, or go bowling or something.

I think ramsey's just a soup chicken! (but she'd probably be good fun at the pub anyway; especially watching her hit on the 20-something guys and trying to lasso 'em with aussie's sexy rope scarf.)

[Duchess]

I don't think it's weird or unfeminine not to want to check out somebody else's shoes or sit around eating and watch the tube with a group of other women (much less reality tv, televangelists, and chick flicks).

I'd rather go for my yearly checkup at the gynecologist than do that. ^^^^

[ramseycat]

HOTD, you are the one that thought Aussie would enjoy watching Joel so I went along. I would much prefer sitting on the deck listening to a good band. Or going out dancing. Sitting around a campfire on the beach would be fun. Don't be do quick to judge.

[HairOfTheDog]

HOTD, you are the one that thought Aussie would enjoy watching Joel so I went along. I would much prefer sitting on the deck listening to a good band. Or going out dancing. Sitting around a campfire on the beach would be fun. Don't be do quick to judge.

I suggested that aussie would force us to watch it as a form of torture.

You suggested watching Osteen and swooning over him as a form of entertainment. I didn't indicate that it was weird of you to like that shit, so I wasn't do quick to judge.

I simply bowed out of the tv and shoe-perusing activities and suggested a later meet up. At which point, YOU were do quick to judge it as being manly not to enjoy that shit.

So, now, it's just you, aussie, Joel, used shoes, some Danielle Steele Lifetime movie, a batch of jalapeno-less nachos, and the bench top DW.

P.s. You're still invited to the beer bonging party at the tractor pull next month though.

[sally]

So I estimated that we've raised eighty five dollars and twenty nine cents for Clang's return so far. I think it's safe to say whoever has him probably killed him by now.

[HairOfTheDog]

So I estimated that we've raised eighty five dollars and twenty nine cents for Clang's return so far. I think it's safe to say whoever has him probably killed him by now.

I can't think of any suspects.

Clang doesn't possess anything of monetary value, based on what he's posted.

He's never had a lover, so disgruntled ex is outta the question, as is getting offed for screwing the neighbor's wife.

Nobody really has anything to gain by Clang's "disappearance".

Well...except for everybody that listens to the same radio station and calls in trying to win contest prizes, and the US tax payers who fund the food stamp program, and his parents who've financially supported him and his brother for close to 40 years, and...

Never mind, the suspect pool is infinite.

(Wherever he is, I seriously hope Clang's fine.)

[sally]

Don't forget about the old lady he pissed off at the church social for taking home the leftover jello mold and three bean salad.

[HairOfTheDog]

Don't forget about the old lady he pissed off at the church social for taking home the leftover jello mold and three bean salad.

Shit, I'd forgotten about that incident. She probably did have it in for him.

The ticket-taker at the local movie house too; I think he threatened Clang and his brother when they tried to pull a scam using those free passes they won from the radio station contest.

If Clang's not dead, maybe he and Roktar finally decided to hit the road before their lurid pasts caught up to them. Probably stole their mom's station wagon and are posing as brother and sister, holding up Circle K's across the East Coast for barbecue Fritos, lottery tickets and cherry ICEEs.

Kinda sad. If only he could have avoided that snow-related accident on the way to the post office interview. Things might have turned out much differently for Clang...

[username]

His mom probably just took away his internet.

[HairOfTheDog]

His mom probably just took away his internet.

That's just crazy.

Makes way more sense that he's either being held hostage by the vengeful church lady, dead at the hands of the ticked-off ticket taker, or a fugitive on the run.

[Duchess]

His mom probably just took away his internet.

I never thought I'd see that said about one of our Members.

[sally]

He may have also found a woman. Most likely a beast, but steady pussy is steady pussy and I can see it wiping him off the net.

[Duchess]

A piece of ass can be a powerful thing.

[Jimbone]

He just finished his troll and moved on.

[sally]

He just finished his troll and moved on.

Kind of the way you look at short clips of gay porn while your wife is shopping.

[Cynical Ninja]

I think momma said no more internets for you look for work or you are outta here!

Not before time.

Either that or he was the button pushing construct I accused him of being. Fat?, on welfare?, a virgin?, cross dresser?, mooching off his parents and proud of it? Too good to be true.

[Jimbone]

Kind of the way you look at short clips of gay porn while your wife is shopping.

You can do better than that sally... that was a terrible effort.

[Duchess]

Fat?, on welfare?, a virgin?, cross dresser?, mooching off his parents and proud of it? Too good to be true.

I believe all that except for the part about him being proud of it. I even semi-believe the wanting to be a priest bs but that's so fuckin' out there.

I can go all day without saying fuck a single time but the minute I come in here I morph into a sailor.

[Cynical Ninja]

Now my lichtspittle donovan has disappeared.

He relies on his local library for free internet access and think they've banned him. They told him that empty wonderbread bags tied to the feet with string were not considered appropriate footwear while in a local government building.

His pseudointellectual drivel has been missed, maybe I can try and fill the hole?

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and the present is a gift that's why its called the present, ooooooooom.

How was that?

[username]

Nauseating.