Second Amendment

[ramseycat]

Yes, I called OBK honey ... just to be different and totally throw him off of his game.

Ramsey, shut the fuck up. You'd be begging for more garlic if I cooked and cleaned you for a weekend.

I like garlic in my pasta. Not oozing out of the pores of a man.

[Middle Finger]

Yes, I called OBK honey ... just to be different and totally throw him off of his game.

Ramsey, shut the fuck up. You'd be begging for more garlic if I cooked and cleaned you for a weekend.

I like garlic in my pasta. Not oozing out of the pores of a man.

Since you don't even date real men, I'm not worried about it.

[ramseycat]

Yes, I called OBK honey ... just to be different and totally throw him off of his game.

Ramsey, shut the fuck up. You'd be begging for more garlic if I cooked and cleaned you for a weekend.

I like garlic in my pasta. Not oozing out of the pores of a man.

Since you don't even date real men, I'm not worried about it.

I take it you were not a real man when you were 24?

You don't need to worry about it because I would NEVER date a greasy fat stinky pillow humping short Italian loser.

[Middle Finger]

Yes, I called OBK honey ... just to be different and totally throw him off of his game.

Ramsey, shut the fuck up. You'd be begging for more garlic if I cooked and cleaned you for a weekend.

I like garlic in my pasta. Not oozing out of the pores of a man.

Since you don't even date real men, I'm not worried about it.

I take it you were not a real man when you were 24?

You are not a real man at 24, screwing some old hag with kids she hides you from.

[ramseycat]

For the last time you ignorant idiot. I do not hide him from them or vice versa. He is a friend from work. I suppose you think it would be better for me to tell them the whole deal? At 12 and 9 do they really need to know that???? I think not.

[sally]

Yes, I called OBK honey ... just to be different and totally throw him off of his game.

Yeah I'm sure you threw him for a loop. Try telling that nonsense to someone who will believe it ::jerk2::

[LuMPyPussy]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Damn, that's nasty!

I have more culture in my New York pinky than OP has in his entire clan of shadow fucks and hamster bitches.

And, that's saying quite a bit as we all know the vile and nasty places that pinky has been.

Every single one of which is totally neutralized by a daily encounter with garlic.

But does she smile each and every time you place the garlic 'there'?

Your pithy little remarks are starting to annoy the ever lovin' shit out of me.

[OnBendedKnee]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Yes, I called OBK honey ... just to be different and totally throw him off of his game.

Ramsey, shut the fuck up. You'd be begging for more garlic if I cooked and cleaned you for a weekend.

How wrong is it I feel ever so slightly, mildly flattered?

[sally]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Yes, I called OBK honey ... just to be different and totally throw him off of his game.

Ramsey, shut the fuck up. You'd be begging for more garlic if I cooked and cleaned you for a weekend.

How wrong is it I feel ever so slightly, mildly flattered?

It's very wrong! You think his intentions are good, but he wants to bang you because he thinks you're so funny and witty and everything. I'm sorry OBK, I am for real.

[OnBendedKnee]

[user=93]sally[/user] wrote:

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Yes, I called OBK honey ... just to be different and totally throw him off of his game.

Ramsey, shut the fuck up. You'd be begging for more garlic if I cooked and cleaned you for a weekend.

How wrong is it I feel ever so slightly, mildly flattered?

It's very wrong! You think his intentions are good, but he wants to bang you because he think's you're so funny and witty and everything. I'm sorry OBK, I am for real.

Yes, you most certainly are. (You had me right up to the "sorry" part...)