TITTY TUESDAY

[Duchess]

Holy cow! You women should be sharing this shit. I'm horrified. Not that Sally peed in her kickass Denali but that this kind of thing goes on and no one says anything!

[ramseycat]

It's no secret that breast feeding ruins your boobs. Or that having kids fucks things up. You're growing a human being! And then pushing that human being out a little hole. It hurts like a mother fucker. After wards your whole downtown is a disaster area. But eventually things recover. You have to do your kegels to tighten it back up. But your bladder is never the same. My kids know when I say I gotta pee, I GOTTA pee. I'm 48 and have had two kids. Get the fuck putt my way.

[aussiefriend]

Maybe the flat pancake boob breastfeeding thing is no secret, but I never heard about it, and I read many books on the subject before undertaking the task.

What about when you have to have stitches in your vagina afterwards? How about that little nasty surprise!

[ramseycat]

Oh yea, the fun episiotomy. That right there is a good time. Nothing like ripping clear up to your butt hole.

[sally]

My vagina and boobs are still pretty good, it's just the bladder that went straight to hell.

[sally]

I want a boob job. That's true.

You already have big knockers, maybe you just need a lift?

[aussiefriend]

That's what I mean, I have checked it out and gotten a referral to a specialist, but I cannot justify spending that much money on myself. I mean, out of pocket expenses after health insurance.

[sally]

That's what I mean, I have checked it out and gotten a referral to a specialist, but I cannot justify spending that much money on myself. I mean, out of pocket expenses after health insurance.

If you can afford it, do it. At your age you can forget about them perking up without some professional help. They're too big and too saggy, 0 below weather isn't even going to do anything for those suckers.

[Duchess]

This is some mind blowin' shit. Jeezus god.

[ramseycat]

That's what I mean, I have checked it out and gotten a referral to a specialist, but I cannot justify spending that much money on myself. I mean, out of pocket expenses after health insurance.

I'm pretty sure health insurance isn't going to cover a breast lift. It's cosmetic.

[crash]

What if you claimed it as a prosthesis? Like 'I need those silicone bags to hold my funbags up so I can get laid!'

[aussiefriend]

I don't need the procedure to get laid.

I am not a huge fan of surgery, and yes here in Oz when you are reducing you can claim it on health insurance.

[crash]

I wasn't referring to you, Loosey Loo, as in I mentioned silicone bags.

Wouldn't an uplift/reduction be viewed as a health benefit i.e. reduced back stress etc?

[aussiefriend]

Yes here in Australia, but I don't know about the US. The specialist here said the particular item number is covered by the health funds. I rang up my health fund and the item number is covered.

[Duchess]

Go for it, Aussie...unless this isn't something that affects your frame of mind.

[ramseycat]

Yes here in Australia, but I don't know about the US. The specialist here said the particular item number is covered by the health funds. I rang up my health fund and the item number is covered.

They cover a reduction and lift if its medically necessary. But not just do your boobs look better.

[aussiefriend]

Yes here in Australia, but I don't know about the US. The specialist here said the particular item number is covered by the health funds. I rang up my health fund and the item number is covered.

They cover a reduction and lift if its medically necessary. But not just do your boobs look better.

Oh shit Rams you really think that the doctors are going to say, 'she/he is doing it for vanity'? The item number is covered under insurance. I dare say it is probably the same in the US, but I am not there so I am not 100%. Get with the program soldier, you do understand how the health system works right?

[ramseycat]

Yes here in Australia, but I don't know about the US. The specialist here said the particular item number is covered by the health funds. I rang up my health fund and the item number is covered.

They cover a reduction and lift if its medically necessary. But not just do your boobs look better.

Oh shit Rams you really think that the doctors are going to say, 'she/he is doing it for vanity'? The item number is covered under insurance. I dare say it is probably the same in the US, but I am not there so I am not 100%. Get with the program soldier, you do understand how the health system works right?

Are you new? I have worked in the insurance industry for 25 years. The first 17 in healthcare. When a lady wants a breast reduction/lift here their doctor has to send in detailed medical reports documenting medical necessity. Severe back and neck strain for example. They also have to send in photos of the breasts. Then the file is reviewed by one if the doctors in the review committee to make a decision. I gave seen plenty of cases turned down. You can't just "ring" up your insurance company and say hey is this procedure covered? And the doctor can't just say its medically necessary. He has to have documention to back it up.

[aussiefriend]

Don't you dare patronise me you excruciating excrement!! There are no medical reports or pictures involved over here. That system over there is fucked up.

[sally]