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I had no idea a Praying Mantis cook kick ass like it does. The fucking thing attacks and eats snakes and mice even. Once in their grip, they just start eating you! And it's body armor resists the bites while it is eating. Fucking insect eating animals, weird ... it's as if it is an animal. I didn't realize it moves and acts the way it did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4enilF4pEko
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0Lyrwyh5E
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Mantis are some bad motherfuckers, aren't they?
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Sinister Wrote:Mantis are some bad motherfuckers, aren't they?
Yeah. Lots of videos of Mantis vs. on youtube. These mother fuckers will fight underwater creatures too. I saw one fighting a crayfish. It will attack lizards, no problem. The Mantis is real fast. You don't see the actual capture but here one captured a hummingbird:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0CGkD4mcuQ
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Here, a Praying Mantis stands its ground against a dog!! It doesn't run! ::lmao:: It's like, fuck you, I will poke your eyes out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpUq3jiklY8
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Quote:Here, a Praying Mantis stands its ground against a dog!! It doesn't run! ::lmao:: It's like, fuck you, I will poke your eyes out.
That one is great! It's cool how the mantis flairs out all it's appendages to make itself look bigger and more intimidating. I would have laughed my ass off if the kid had gone over and stomped on it, though. ::lmao::
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The female bites off and consumes the male's head after mating. That's pretty bad ass.
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A shaolin monk invented a new style of kung fu by taunting a caged preying mantis with a stick.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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I LOVE the happy "mickey-mouse clubhouse" like music when they show the mouse and then the "horror film" music when they show the insect. very funny sound editing.
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I hate bugs, I try and convince myself they have a purpose, but it rarely works and I smush them
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It's all eerily similar to Sally's love life.
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OnBendedKnee Wrote:It's all eerily similar to Sally's love life. ::lmao::
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Sinister Wrote:
Quote:That one is great! It's cool how the mantis flairs out all it's appendages to make itself look bigger and more intimidating. I would have laughed my ass off if the kid had gone over and stomped on it, though. ::lmao::
Of course you would, you're an asshole.
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OnBendedKnee Wrote:It's all eerily similar to Sally's love life. ::finger::
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[user=93]sally[/user] wrote:
Quote:OnBendedKnee Wrote:It's all eerily similar to Sally's love life.
::finger:: It's a compliment. You could have been stuck with LMPP's and that would have been both tragic and sad.
Preying mantis give me the creeps. I was grocery shopping one time, the store was fairly empty, but I kept getting this uncomfortable feeling like someone was staring at me. My eyes were eventually drawn to the tubing under the basket and there was a preying mantis, glaring up at me. I gingerly took my few groceries out of the basket, and walked quickly away, leaving the cart in the aisle.
I was close to death, I could feel it!
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OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=93]sally[/user] wrote:
Quote:OnBendedKnee Wrote:It's all eerily similar to Sally's love life.
::finger:: It's a compliment. You could have been stuck with LMPP's and that would have been both tragic and sad. Oh, well then thanks for insinuating that I prey on men for sex and then eat them alive 
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:Preying mantis give me the creeps. I was grocery shopping one time, the store was fairly empty, but I kept getting this uncomfortable feeling like someone was staring at me. My eyes were eventually drawn to the tubing under the basket and there was a preying mantis, glaring up at me. I gingerly took my few groceries out of the basket, and walked quickly away, leaving the cart in the aisle.
I was close to death, I could feel it! I would have freaked the fuck out!!!!! :  :
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:Preying mantis give me the creeps. I was grocery shopping one time, the store was fairly empty, but I kept getting this uncomfortable feeling like someone was staring at me. My eyes were eventually drawn to the tubing under the basket and there was a preying mantis, glaring up at me. I gingerly took my few groceries out of the basket, and walked quickly away, leaving the cart in the aisle.
I was close to death, I could feel it!
::laugh::
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ramseycat Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:Preying mantis give me the creeps. I was grocery shopping one time, the store was fairly empty, but I kept getting this uncomfortable feeling like someone was staring at me. My eyes were eventually drawn to the tubing under the basket and there was a preying mantis, glaring up at me. I gingerly took my few groceries out of the basket, and walked quickly away, leaving the cart in the aisle.
I was close to death, I could feel it! I would have freaked the fuck out!!!!! :: 
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when i was a kid my brother and i would collect them in jars and watch them. i have no idea if it was true, but we were told there was a $50. fine for killing one. we didn't kill them, we only roasted ants on the sidewalk with a magnifying glass and the rays of the sun. ::bigg::
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