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[JsMom]

Esad

You bunch of fuckin' pervs!

[Blindgreed1]

I personally think there is a big difference between mocking and shit talking or baseless name calling. It takes some finesse and cleverness to mock someone effectively. I don't see calling someone an asshole, a fag or a douche bag as mocking. You have to know the person and pick on their shortcomings as mocking. Then again, that is my opinion. Just like politics and religion, I respect everyone's opinion as long as they don't try to shove them down my throat.

Hoping to get busy today. You guys have a fantastic day!!!

Stop analyzing the god damn forum and pontificating with regards to your views of what is/isn't a good "mock". Just shut the fuck up and when you're done scooping dog shit for a living (nice name for it, btw, "funky burger"), for the day, get your fat ass back in here and entertain me,

I have no shortcomings so you can just call me Ms. Douche Bag, faggot.

I can tell right away who hasn't enjoyed a nice massage, a glass of fine wine and candles followed by a good fuck session in a long time...

Divorced, dumped for a younger woman or simply never taken up?

Married forever it seems.

The glass of wine goes without saying and the only thing I really want massaged in a good fuck session is my clit and cervix. That's all I need is to be massaged half to sleep right before wild monkey sex. You're doing it wrong. And if you still have the energy for a relaxing massage after, you're REALLY doing it wrong.

Candles? Do you scatter the bed with rose petals too?

Just once, fuck her hard on the kitchen counter. No warning. She'll love it.

It just moved again.

[FunkyBurger]

I personally think there is a big difference between mocking and shit talking or baseless name calling. It takes some finesse and cleverness to mock someone effectively. I don't see calling someone an asshole, a fag or a douche bag as mocking. You have to know the person and pick on their shortcomings as mocking. Then again, that is my opinion. Just like politics and religion, I respect everyone's opinion as long as they don't try to shove them down my throat.

Hoping to get busy today. You guys have a fantastic day!!!

Stop analyzing the god damn forum and pontificating with regards to your views of what is/isn't a good "mock". Just shut the fuck up and when you're done scooping dog shit for a living (nice name for it, btw, "funky burger"), for the day, get your fat ass back in here and entertain me,

I have no shortcomings so you can just call me Ms. Douche Bag, faggot.

I can tell right away who hasn't enjoyed a nice massage, a glass of fine wine and candles followed by a good fuck session in a long time...

Divorced, dumped for a younger woman or simply never taken up?

Married forever it seems.

The glass of wine goes without saying and the only thing I really want massaged in a good fuck session is my clit and cervix. That's all I need is to be massaged half to sleep right before wild monkey sex. You're doing it wrong. And if you still have the energy for a relaxing massage after, you're REALLY doing it wrong.

Candles? Do you scatter the bed with rose petals too?

Just once, fuck her hard on the kitchen counter. No warning. She'll love it.

Rose petals are very intrusive, so definitely not using them, and the clit and cervix get their good sharing of action. The massage is to build up to that point. Foreplay as you women call it. I guarantee you there hasn't been one time where she fell asleep or I heard a complaint on it. Maybe you are getting it wrong.

Candles? They create the perfect combination of aroma and ambiance. Not too much or too little to see. Candles enhance the love making experience in my opinion. Not every time, of course!! Nothing wrong with jumping on top and banging the hell out of her to the point that next day you need to fix the wall due to the damage the bed header did to, or your teenager kids giving you the dirty / disgusting looks during breakfast time (noise travels a lot at home I guess) but the candlelight bang session is pretty good.

Tell your hubby to give it a try. He can contact me for pointers. Sounds like he needs them.

[Duchess]

Interesting turn this thread has taken - from, welcome to Mock to fuck me hard & deep in the kitchen. Please don't stop.

[FunkyBurger]

Interesting turn this thread has taken - from, welcome to Mock to fuck me hard & deep in the kitchen. Please don't stop.

Is the conversation getting you in the mood?

[Duchess]

No...but hot sex talk usually promotes posting.

[username]

Nothing wrong with jumping on top and banging the hell out of her to the point that next day you need to fix the wall due to the damage the bed header did to, or your teenager kids giving you the dirty / disgusting looks during breakfast time (noise travels a lot at home I guess)... but the candlelight bang session is pretty good.

Tell your hubby to give it a try. He can contact me for pointers. Sounds like he needs them.

Well, it sounds like you're not all bad. Do you use candles to hide the fact that you have a tiny pecker? If so, trust me, the room can be pitch black and she still knows.

I'd be mildly freaked out if my husband started lighting candles to set the mood for sex. What's next, man lingerie? There's something inherently gay about men lighting candles.

Are you by chance reading Fifty Shades of Gray? I hope they're not teaching that shit in those books. If so, they're doing it wrong too.

[username]

It just moved again.

He can't go far; he has to wait for his toe nail polish to dry.

[Duchess]

Man lingerie *shudders*

[nrkerr]

Wait...Sex talk, and I'm not involved? What the hell!!!

[username]

Wait...Sex talk, and I'm not involved? What the hell!!!

Ah, the resident nympho speaks up.

MS has a female sock...


and that can be interpreted in so many different ways.

[FunkyBurger]

Nothing wrong with jumping on top and banging the hell out of her to the point that next day you need to fix the wall due to the damage the bed header did to, or your teenager kids giving you the dirty / disgusting looks during breakfast time (noise travels a lot at home I guess)... but the candlelight bang session is pretty good.

Tell your hubby to give it a try. He can contact me for pointers. Sounds like he needs them.

Well, it sounds like you're not all bad. Do you use candles to hide the fact that you have a tiny pecker? If so, trust me, the room can be pitch black and she still knows.

I'd be mildly freaked out if my husband started lighting candles to set the mood for sex. What's next, man lingerie? There's something inherently gay about men lighting candles.

Are you by chance reading Fifty Shades of Gray? I hope they're not teaching that shit in those books. If so, they're doing it wrong too.

Tiny pecker? I guess it depends where is going. If we are talking about a stretched, gargantuan twat then I might be tiny. Have you experienced many lovers with "tiny" peckers? It might be you that's the issue.

Do you always insinuate men are gay when you are holding tight to the losing end of a conversation? I figure being some sort of mod in this particular forum would require better skills than that.

[HairOfTheDog]

Man lingerie *shudders*

What?!?!



Maybe I shouldn't be in charge of costumes for the Men of Mock calendar?

I still think The Kid would look hot in the lacy white one, though...

[Duchess]

I would fall to the floor laughing. I would, omg, those things suck!

[Blindgreed1]

Interesting turn this thread has taken - from, welcome to Mock to fuck me hard & deep in the kitchen. Please don't stop.

Yes... Please carry on.

[username]

Tiny pecker? I guess it depends where is going. If we are talking about a stretched, gargantuan twat then I might be tiny. Have you experienced many lovers with "tiny" peckers? It might be you that's the issue.

Do you always insinuate men are gay when you are holding tight to the losing end of a conversation? I figure being some sort of mod in this particular forum would require better skills than that.

That is the dumbest, most rhetorical reply ever. If you have a tiny pecker, I imagine most twats look like a baleen whale about to ingest your krill.

Out of the all the men I've slept with (not enough fingers and toes on this entire forum to count, probably), only one Asian guy was seriously penis challenged. I had to swear off Asian men forever after that.

Hey, you're not Asian by chance are you?

What is this "losing end of a conversation" you speak of? No comprende'. I've probably called most men in here a faggot at least once. Except FU. FU is the ant-faggot. Same with Six. They're both closer to homophobic as far as I can tell.

I usually keep calling a guy a faggot as long as I think it's causing his speedo to give him a major wedgie. Just so you know.

BTW, have I said welcome to the forum yet? Hostess skills aren't always my strong point. Shocking but true.

[Midwest Spy]

Wait...Sex talk, and I'm not involved? What the hell!!!

Ah, the resident nympho speaks up.

MS has a female sock...


and that can be interpreted in so many different ways.

Well, I'm relieved to know that I'm still in good standing with User, as I've never once lit a candle prior to sex.

On the other hand, I've done very little in the way of romancing my gals during my lifetime. I'm sure that's taken it's toll on them.

My wife gave me a book "1001 ways to be romantic" a couple of years ago, and I've cracked it open just once.

Women need romance and foreplay User.

There's gotta be a nice middle ground between bending her over the sink with no warning, and tossing rose petals all over the bedroom.

[Duchess]

Women need romance and foreplay User.

You're doing it again.

[HairOfTheDog]

I would fall to the floor laughing. I would, omg, those things suck!

I guess you're right, those are more funny than sexy.

I've got new plans for the calendar attire.

This is what Gunnar will be donning.



Hot, right?

[Midwest Spy]

Women need romance and foreplay User.

You're doing it again.

Pissing you off?