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(10-10-2013, 01:56 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Women need romance and foreplay User.
Jesus Christ, you're speaking for all women again, ya' stupid fuckstick.
"Women" often have a nice collection of vibrators or dildos or, like Ramsey, a trunk full of everything. No foreplay required with those things...just a great, big, happy orgasm. I've said this before but sometimes you feel like a nut (and foreplay) and sometimes you don't (helloooo Mr. V!).
I can tell you about more than one occasion where a guy thought he was doing me a favor with a long foreplay session while my head and girly bits were just screaming "WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST FUCK ME ALREADY?...I'M GOOD TO GO, THANKS"!
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(10-10-2013, 02:08 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Pissing you off?
 No, I'm pretty cheery today & I intend to stay that way.
...you're making assumptions about women again.
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(10-10-2013, 02:08 PM)username Wrote: (10-10-2013, 01:56 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Women need romance and foreplay User.
I can tell you about more than one occasion where a guy thought he was doing me a favor with a long foreplay session while my head and girly bits were just screaming "WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST FUCK ME ALREADY?...I'M GOOD TO GO, THANKS"!
^^ That's good to know, because that's what I've done most of my life (the fucking with little to no foreplay. I was into eating pussy for the longest time until I found I can get cancer from it).
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(10-10-2013, 02:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I guess you're right, those are more funny than sexy.
There might be women who find that kind of thing very alluring. *gags* I'm just not one of them.
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(10-10-2013, 02:09 PM)Duchess Wrote: (10-10-2013, 02:08 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Pissing you off?
No, I'm pretty cheery today & I intend to stay that way.
...you're making assumptions about women again.
More than assumptions, my little buttercup.
Nothing but facts here, based on wisdom gained from years of trying to figure their complicated asses out.
I'm glad you're happy today.
Football tonight!
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(10-10-2013, 02:14 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Nothing but facts here, based on wisdom gained from years of trying to figure their complicated asses out.
"their"? WTF. I'm one of them. You stated "Women need romance and foreplay". Sometimes I just want to get laid, I don't need flowers & other bullshit, just fuck me.
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(10-10-2013, 02:13 PM)Duchess Wrote: (10-10-2013, 02:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I guess you're right, those are more funny than sexy.
There might be women who find that kind of thing very alluring. *gags* I'm just not one of them.
I know I'd laugh (hopefully, not out loud) and be totally turned-off by a man in any kind of lingerie.
BUT, imagine that white thong on a man with long blond hair, some tats, and a skull nose ring. It's all in the accessories; there might be a market. 
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(10-10-2013, 02:18 PM)Duchess Wrote: (10-10-2013, 02:14 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Nothing but facts here, based on wisdom gained from years of trying to figure their complicated asses out.
"their"? WTF. I'm one of them. You stated "Women need romance and foreplay". Sometimes I just want to get laid, I don't need flowers & other bullshit, just fuck me.
See now, that's ^ the m.o. I've always followed.
" I hope she doesn't want me to take her to dinner, or give her some damn massage to get her in the mood. I hope she just wants to fuck."
If you had to break it down in percentages, how often do you just want to hump, versus how often do you want/need romance to get you in the mood, so to speak?
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(10-10-2013, 02:22 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: If you had to break it down in percentages, how often do you just want to hump, versus how often do you want/need romance to get you in the mood, so to speak?
98% of the time I just want to hump.
I'm an early riser & I prefer early morning sex. There is no room for romance at that time of day.
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(10-10-2013, 02:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: This is what Gunnar will be donning.
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Hot, right?
I like the behind view, he has a nice ass.
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Id totally rock that shit with a red ball gag.
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(10-10-2013, 03:04 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Id totally rock that shit with a red ball gag.
Alright, then. The red will really make the white "pop". Good idea.
Yours will be a backside shot though, so we're gonna have to be creative. No worries; it might be a bit of a pain in the ass, but we'll manage to squeeze the ball gag in.
Mr. March, 2014 is all set.
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5 STAR THREAD.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(10-10-2013, 02:08 PM)username Wrote: (10-10-2013, 01:56 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Women need romance and foreplay User. ...with a long foreplay session while my head and girly bits were just screaming "WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST FUCK ME ALREADY?...I'M GOOD TO GO, THANKS"!
See? He / they were doing it right. The more I do to make you want it the less I'd be ready to give it to you. I fuck you when I want to, not when you want to.
That is the equalizer for the ones that think they are in control because the have a pussy, when in reality WE are in control of it.
Comprende?
By the way, those men / underwear pics you sons of bitches posted are disturbing.
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(10-10-2013, 02:22 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (10-10-2013, 02:18 PM)Duchess Wrote: (10-10-2013, 02:14 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Nothing but facts here, based on wisdom gained from years of trying to figure their complicated asses out.
"their"? WTF. I'm one of them. You stated "Women need romance and foreplay". Sometimes I just want to get laid, I don't need flowers & other bullshit, just fuck me.
See now, that's ^ the m.o. I've always followed.
" I hope she doesn't want me to take her to dinner, or give her some damn massage to get her in the mood. I hope she just wants to fuck."
If you had to break it down in percentages, how often do you just want to hump, versus how often do you want/need romance to get you in the mood, so to speak?
I believe in mixing it up. Sometimes this, sometimes that. Otherwise, it gets boring.
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(10-10-2013, 02:22 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (10-10-2013, 02:18 PM)Duchess Wrote: (10-10-2013, 02:14 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Nothing but facts here, based on wisdom gained from years of trying to figure their complicated asses out.
"their"? WTF. I'm one of them. You stated "Women need romance and foreplay". Sometimes I just want to get laid, I don't need flowers & other bullshit, just fuck me.
See now, that's ^ the m.o. I've always followed.
" I hope she doesn't want me to take her to dinner, or give her some damn massage to get her in the mood. I hope she just wants to fuck."
If you had to break it down in percentages, how often do you just want to hump, versus how often do you want/need romance to get you in the mood, so to speak?
I have three kids. I don't have time for romance. Just fuck me, cause we only have a short time before one of the kids start stomping up the stairs.
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(10-10-2013, 12:43 PM)username Wrote: There's something inherently gay about men lighting candles.
I never thought about it until now, but I don't think my husband has ever lit a candle in his life.
I would also prefer the massage to be after sex, doing it before is just stupid. Most women aren't wired like men, we don't have penises that get hard from our backs being rubbed. We just want to drift off to sleep, not think about having to bounce around for a half hour afterwards.
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(10-10-2013, 04:10 PM)sally Wrote: (10-10-2013, 12:43 PM)username Wrote: There's something inherently gay about men lighting candles.
I never thought about it until now, but I don't think my husband has ever lit a candle in his life.
I would also prefer the massage to be after sex, doing it before is just stupid.
Never? Not even when you first started screwing?
After sex, I usually have a hard time moving my mouth, so having the energy to give anyone a massage is out of the question.
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That looks like he was parachuting naked and got stuck in a tree.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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