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[Duchess]

That looks like he was parachuting naked and got stuck in a tree.

Hahahaha!

[Duchess]

I know I'd laugh (hopefully, not out loud) and be totally turned-off by a man in any kind of lingerie.

I would be so shocked to see that on a man. Shocked! I'm pretty expressive and I'd probably embarrass myself by exclaiming, what the fuck!

[sally]

There's something inherently gay about men lighting candles.

I never thought about it until now, but I don't think my husband has ever lit a candle in his life.

I would also prefer the massage to be after sex, doing it before is just stupid.

Never? Not even when you first started screwing?

Not unless it's mid afternoon while I'm wide awake, but I can't even recall the last time that happened, afternoon sex is typically done with quick. He likes the sexual massage thing, but not me. Start rubbing my feet or back while I'm laying down at night or in the morning and I'm going to sleep bitch.

[Blindgreed1]

That is not lingerie it's a jicima hammock.

[sally]

I like the behind view, he has a nice ass. [/i][/size]

You know he poops out of it, right? I figured I'd mention it since you said on page two that all talk leads to poop in here.

[Duchess]

All talk DOES lead there. You'll see.

I'm not thinking about poop when I look at that ass.

[HairOfTheDog]

By the way, those men / underwear pics you sons of bitches posted are disturbing.

I'm the only SOB who's posted men in lingerie.

Disturbing? Hmmm.... Doesn't take much, I guess. Seems you were probably disturbed when you arrived here and your condition is very easily aggravated, Funkay.

I apologize and do hope that you aren't permanently scarred by what you've witnessed here today - had I only known how special you are...

Now that I know, allow me to issue this kindly warning: WHATEVER YOU DO, STAY OUT OF THE NUDITY SUB-FORUM!! Really don't want to see you traumatized any further.

Oh, and out of respect for your delicate nature, you won't be asked to appear in the calendar. Shame, really - given the romanticism exuding from your posts, I had you pegged for the centerfold and think this little number suits your essence perfectly:



Ah, well...

[Duchess]

Clang would love that!

[HairOfTheDog]

Clang would love that!

I don't know; that one is specifically made for men.

Clang's not a fragile little flower or easily disturbed. If he comes back, something more fun and edgy would probably be on the menu...

[HairOfTheDog]

That looks like he was parachuting naked and got stuck in a tree.

It really does.

[Duchess]

Clang's not a fragile little flower or easily disturbed. If he comes back, something more fun and edgy would probably be on the menu...

I always think of tweed when I think of Clang's cross-dressing.

I think you're doing a great job with the Men of Mock calendar! I enjoy how your mind works.

[F.U.]

If you had to break it down in percentages, how often do you just want to hump, versus how often do you want/need romance to get you in the mood, so to speak?

98% of the time I just want to hump.

I'm an early riser & I prefer early morning sex. There is no room for romance at that time of day.

I guess all women are different Duch. Around here its about 75/25. Some times its a case of lets get at it. Other times its a case of pampering. A lot of the times [but far from all] the pampering is on special occasions. The lets get at it is either morning wake up, afternoon delight or after the bar closes.
There is nothing wrong with a man [even a Neanderthal like me] showing his girl she is special. Or at least I know that it works for me.


I find it hard to believe that most women would not enjoy a night in the Jacuzzi, with a bottle of wine and some chocolate covered cherries, served to them by their man. Followed by some long slow love making.

[Duchess]

I find it hard to believe that most women would not enjoy a night in the Jacuzzi, with a bottle of wine and some chocolate covered cherries, served to them by their man. Followed by some long slow love making.

Of course I would enjoy that but MS claimed that women NEEDED romance. I wouldn't dare speak for others when it comes to what someone needs or wants.

[Eat Shit And Die]

yaaaay this thread lives

[HairOfTheDog]

yaaaay this thread lives

Ever checked into a Five Star-rated hotel and wondered what gutter the raters had stayed in before (then figured "ah, WTF" and made the best of it)?

[Midwest Spy]

I find it hard to believe that most women would not enjoy a night in the Jacuzzi, with a bottle of wine and some chocolate covered cherries, served to them by their man. Followed by some long slow love making.

Of course I would enjoy that but MS claimed that women NEEDED romance. I wouldn't dare speak for others when it comes to what someone needs or wants.

F.U. you know by now that the women here love to be contrarian.

They wouldn't dare admit when someone makes a statement that 'generally' sums things up accurately, and give that person proper credit.

It's okay.

It's just another thing we men have figured out about you women.

[sally]

I have a Jacuzzi tub in my bathroom and I hardly ever go in it much less eat chocolate covered cherries in there. It's also hard to have sex in there unless you do it doggy style and for some reason doggy style doesn't seem to spell romance.

My idea of a romantic evening is going out to a nice restaurant, getting drunk and going back to a luxury hotel to get even more drunk and then screw and go to sleep.

[Blindgreed1]

I find it hard to believe that most women would not enjoy a night in the Jacuzzi, with a bottle of wine and some chocolate covered cherries, served to them by their man. Followed by some long slow love making.

Of course I would enjoy that but MS claimed that women NEEDED romance. I wouldn't dare speak for others when it comes to what someone needs or wants.

F.U. you know by now that the women here love to be contrarian.

They wouldn't dare admit when someone makes a statement that 'generally' sums things up accurately, and give that person proper credit.

It's okay.

It's just another thing we men have figured out about you women.

Funny... I've noticed over the years that very few generalizations serve to adequately describe what any particular woman wants at any given time. If you think you know, you're likely mistaken. In fact there's only one generalization that I've ever heard that I actually agree with: "No matter how beautiful she is, somewhere there's someone who is sick of her shit.'

[Midwest Spy]

I find it hard to believe that most women would not enjoy a night in the Jacuzzi, with a bottle of wine and some chocolate covered cherries, served to them by their man. Followed by some long slow love making.

Of course I would enjoy that but MS claimed that women NEEDED romance. I wouldn't dare speak for others when it comes to what someone needs or wants.

F.U. you know by now that the women here love to be contrarian.

They wouldn't dare admit when someone makes a statement that 'generally' sums things up accurately, and give that person proper credit.

It's okay.

It's just another thing we men have figured out about you women.

Funny... I've noticed over the years that very few generalizations serve to adequately describe what any particular woman wants at any given time. If you think you know, you're likely mistaken. In fact there's only one generalization that I've ever heard that I actually agree with: "No matter how beautiful she is, somewhere there's someone who is sick of her shit.'

Just a heads up.

You won't earn any points with the women around here by kissing their collective asses.

[Duchess]

I'd know if I got my ass kissed.