HELP USERNAME FIND A 3-LETTER WORD

[HairOfTheDog]

Which ones are Dono and JimBone?

They're not pictured.

I don't have publicity shots for the entire cast and crew; just the weekend stage performers: ESAD, Six, MS, user's former lover, Misguided and crash.

Confident funny men are very attractive; I think we've got a money-maker here.

[Duchess]

No you wouldn't.

Not really.

No offense Mo.

HOLY FUCKITY FUCK! (Chewie stepped on my cap lock but it works.) You're doing it again!

Mo has tremendous sex appeal, MS. Everything about him is attractive to me and I know some of the others feel the same way.

[sally]

Mo definitely has sex appeal. Maybe not in the classic Chippendales stripper way, but he has charisma. Who likes male strippers anyway, besides for gay guys and old fat ladies.

Sorry MS, I think he'd get laid before you in most settings.

[Duchess]

I've never seen a male stripper that didn't look gay.

Mo is manly. That toughness appeals to me. I'm not into pretty guys or those that worry about getting dirty.

[HairOfTheDog]

I've never had any interest in going to a male strip show, but love stage comedy.

Those guys in the picture are mockers; comedians poking fun at the whole thing.

Funny is sexy. IMO.

[Duchess]

Funny is sexy. IMO.

Yes, it is and not having a sense of humor would be a dealbreaker for me...

...and being a little warped wouldn't hurt.

[aussiefriend]

I went to a male strip show once, it was a big non-event. It was the women who were degrading themselves throwing themselves at them.

One of strippers came near me and I yelled out "buy me a beer!".

[Mohammed]

You hear that MS?!

Yeah baby .... I'm shaggedalic!! If you actually write it like that.

But yeah, once we finalized our new residence, I will no doubt end up doing a pole dance down at our pool during one of our wicked'n wild evenings, and I shall record it for future generations!!

By the way, I just remember. There's a 7 year old video of me floating around somewhere on You Tube doing just that. Utterly disgraceful and disgusting but so fabulously decadent. I'll be arsed if I can remember what we called it!

[Mohammed]

Good Lord, I found it!

Be amazed and humbled, for greatness walks among you. In a very XXXL shape!!

We had just arrived in Aden and this was after 3 weeks of total debauchery. I think my kidneys actually kicked in somewhere around 5pm that very day when all the other guests arrived, and I spend that evening and the next 3 days in bed trying to recover.



Now who wouldn't pay for ..... that.

[Duchess]

This is the way every day should be started! Thanks!

[Mohammed]

I think those pants make my butt look big.

[HairOfTheDog]

I think those pants make my butt look big.

Didn't notice that, but they did kinda make your ankles look wide.

Loved the video, Mo. Very funny!

I imagine the 3 weeks leading up to Aden must have been one helluva wild ride...

[Mohammed]

Indeed it was.

I told Jelly "Darling, have you ever been to the Middle East?"

She said "No."

So I said "Well, then let me show you."

And I took her to Dubai for 2 weeks, where we went wild shopping, wining and dining, and she said "The Middle East ain't that bad really darling."

To which I said "I know, it's kinda cool innit?!"

To which she said "..... yeah!"

Then we took the flight to Aden and I knocked her up asap.

Thank God our daughter is such a gorgeous creature, or else she would so hate me on a daily basis!

[sally]

Indeed it was.

I told Jelly "Darling, have you ever been to the Middle East?"

She said "No."

So I said "Well, then let me show you."

And I took her to Dubai for 2 weeks, where we went wild shopping, wining and dining, and she said "The Middle East ain't that bad really darling."

To which I said "I know, it's kinda cool innit?!"

To which she said "..... yeah!"

Then we took the flight to Aden and I knocked her up asap.

Thank God our daughter is such a gorgeous creature, or else she would so hate me on a daily basis!

The good thing about this whole story is that your stomach only surpasses your penis by four inches on a bloated day. Take note MS, you fucking pervert.

[FAHQTOO]

Lets open a strip club!

I'd totally pay to watch you...

No you wouldn't.

Not really.

No offense Mo.

Do I have to remind you of where you fall in the Mock fuck chain?

I love it when the guys in here get jealous of the other guys.

Here's a clue for you MS...you don't see Maggot, ESAD, Crash, Mo, Six or others constantly talking about tits and fucking in damn near every post.
It's a turn off.
You're a womanizing pig...that's what puts you at the bottom of the chain.

You can't stop now though. It's what makes you, you. And every great forum needs a resident pervert.

You'll never get laid in Mock...well, maybe...there's always Aussie. She's not picky. She realizes she needs to take whatever she can get, whenever she can get it.

[Mohammed]

The good thing about this whole story is that your stomach only surpasses your penis by four inches on a bloated day. Take note MS, you fucking pervert.

I'm like a human Jo-Jo.

Not only am I very good at any sort of up and down movement, as can be clearly seen, but also do I react in a rather radical way towards any kind of large consumption, be it thru liquid or solid ways.

In the matter of a week I can go from Brad Pitt to John Goodman and back. It's true.

[Midwest Spy]

The good thing about this whole story is that your stomach only surpasses your penis by four inches on a bloated day. Take note MS, you fucking pervert.

Take note to NOT allow my stomach get so big I can't see my dick anymore?

Ok.

Lets open a strip club!

I'd totally pay to watch you...

No you wouldn't.

Not really.

No offense Mo.

Do I have to remind you of where you fall in the Mock fuck chain?

I love it when the guys in here get jealous of the other guys.

Here's a clue for you MS...you don't see Maggot, ESAD, Crash, Mo, Six or others constantly talking about tits and fucking in damn near every post.
It's a turn off.
You're a womanizing pig...that's what puts you at the bottom of the chain.

You can't stop now though. It's what makes you, you. And every great forum needs a resident pervert.

You'll never get laid in Mock...well, maybe...there's always Aussie. She's not picky. She realizes she needs to take whatever she can get, whenever she can get it.

I'd love to see you and User pay to watch Mo writhe on the stripper pole for you.

Jealous of the men in here? I like most evey guy that posts here, especially Mo. I dont' understand how you pull some of this shit out of your ass.

Also, womaninizing pig and bottom of the Mock fuck chain?

Wow.

Can't help it that my entire life I've had sexual attention from members of the fairer sex.

I'm confident enough in myself to know how I'd fair if the Men of Mock were to go on a little test run to a bar some night.

[sally]

I'm confident enough in myself to know how I'd fair if the Men of Mock were to go on a little test run to a bar some night.

You'd get a drink thrown in your face, leave the bar alone and go home and jerk off?

[Midwest Spy]

I'm confident enough in myself to know how I'd fair if the Men of Mock were to go on a little test run to a bar some night.

You'd get a drink thrown in your face, leave the bar alone and go home and jerk off?

Sally of those three things mentioned in your post, guess which has never happened to me/I've never done?

I'll PM you the answer if you'd like.

[username]

Mo, does knocked up in your neck of the world mean the same thing as here??? Is the Princess of Yemen going to have a royal brother or sister?!?!