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**Mohammed** · 10-20-2013, 12:25 AM

Yes, knocked up means the same thing in this neck of the world than there. No, Jelly does not want to go thru that process again. Besides, she has 2 sisters already. One 21 year old in Germany and one 9 year old in Kenya.

The wonderfully varied coloured fruits of my loins are spaced strategically across the globe.

**username** · 10-20-2013, 03:44 PM

I LOVED your video and it's extremely hot. You look like you'd be fun in bed. MS probably just sits on his wife rubbing her boobs the whole time.

My bad. I didn't realize the video was pre the Princess of Yemen.

I also learned that there are pants that convert to shorts. I couldn't figure out for awhile WTF Jelly was doing to your knee. I was taking notes though, just in case.

**username** · 10-20-2013, 03:45 PM

I'll have you know, I almost got thrown off the back of the treadmill typing that.

**sally** · 10-20-2013, 07:08 PM

I can see why you almost flew off the treadmill after watching that video, Mo is a fucking man dime.

**Mohammed** · 10-21-2013, 02:17 AM

Yes, that video was taken during my "Extremely Hot!" phase, which was shortly after followed by my "Who hit me in my lower back with a baseball bat? Fuck kidney's!" phase, after which came my "Ahoi Captain, thar he blows" beach life phase.

If it wouldn't have been for my "Why the fuck are my eyes so orange all of a sudden, but awesome skin tone. Fuck liver's!" phase however, I would have never entered my "Body of steel is back baby!" phase, to try and keep my youngest daughter a bit longer company.

As you can see, I myself never had a problem with alcohol really, it's just all those pesky and annoying organs.

**username** · 10-23-2013, 01:49 PM

The people that want me to serve as a case manager/match couples with ovum donors sent me an email this morning. They want to interview me.

Uh-oh. Mixed feelings.

My husband thinks I should stay home barefoot/not pregnant.

I think I'm going to go ahead with the interview. If I end up turning it down, at least I'll know exactly what I'm passing on. Maybe the boss smells really bad anyway...decision made.

**Maggot** · 10-23-2013, 02:17 PM

Have you ever thought of selling Kirbys? They are very useful and do a great job on the floor. Blowing-kisses

**Duchess** · 10-23-2013, 02:23 PM

(10-23-2013, 01:49 PM)username Wrote: The people that want me to serve as a case manager/match couples with ovum donors sent me an email this morning. They want to interview me.

It would probably be very rewarding and if your interaction is limited to only helping find the perfect donor then you will never have to see the sadness & the emotional roller coaster that accompanies trying to get pregnant.

**username** · 10-23-2013, 07:18 PM

(10-23-2013, 02:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-23-2013, 01:49 PM)username Wrote: The people that want me to serve as a case manager/match couples with ovum donors sent me an email this morning. They want to interview me.

It would probably be very rewarding and if your interaction is limited to only helping find the perfect donor then you will never have to see the sadness & the emotional roller coaster that accompanies trying to get pregnant.

Well, I just re-read the ad (so much for attention to detail) but it's helping infertile couples find egg donors and/or surrogates. I want to find out more about this guy. He says he's been a "fertility counselor" for 17 years and his business has doubled in the last year. Vewy intewesting. Smiley_emoticons_slash

**aussiefriend** · 10-29-2013, 07:07 AM

(10-19-2013, 05:54 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: You'll never get laid in Mock...well, maybe...there's always Aussie. She's not picky. She realizes she needs to take whatever she can get, whenever she can get it.

You total hypocritical bitch. You are the biggest desperado in the joint. It is you that throws yourself shamelessly at these tired-rejected-by-polite-society-men, not me.

For the record, as long as your right hand doesn't get jealous, I am fine with you hooking up with men in here in front of all us.

**FAHQTOO** · 10-29-2013, 11:19 AM

(10-29-2013, 07:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(10-19-2013, 05:54 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: You'll never get laid in Mock...well, maybe...there's always Aussie. She's not picky. She realizes she needs to take whatever she can get, whenever she can get it.

You total hypocritical bitch. You are the biggest desperado in the joint. It is you that throws yourself shamelessly at these tired-rejected-by-polite-society-men, not me.

For the record, as long as your right hand doesn't get jealous, I am fine with you hooking
up with men in here in front of all us.

Hahaha...you crack me up, CRAZY LADY!

**username** · 10-29-2013, 11:26 AM

I'm already not liking this work thing. I have to be there at 11am for the interview. It's intrusive. I can't squeeze in a trip to the gym between dropping off my son at school and the damn interview. The nerve. Dramaqueen

**Duchess** · 10-29-2013, 02:34 PM

Maybe your housekeeper could keep one of the appts. for you. Sarcastic

**Mohammed** · 10-29-2013, 03:14 PM

User, to you.

I hope you got good speakers and an appropriate thong!

You might be able to squeeze in plenty.

**HairOfTheDog** · 10-29-2013, 08:09 PM

(10-29-2013, 11:26 AM)username Wrote: I'm already not liking this work thing. I have to be there at 11am for the interview. It's intrusive. I can't squeeze in a trip to the gym between dropping off my son at school and the damn interview. The nerve.

How'd the interview go?

It really does seem like you'd be ideal for the position.

Unless the egg man makes you take the Myers Briggs or some other personality test, I'm betting you get an offer.

**username** · 10-29-2013, 10:48 PM

The interview went well. It's pretty interesting some of the questions pertaining specifically to that job. Are you morally opposed to selective reduction? Any opposition to helping gay couples find donors/surrogates? Nice couple, extremely flexible and it's a 4 day work week. Without tooting my own horn, I think they'll offer me the position but they're conducting a few interviews this week. I think I asked all the right questions and answered theirs well.

I once had an interview when I first moved to Northern California. In the midst of his questions I noticed a squirrel outside his window (which was a novelty to me at the time). I totally interrupted him..."oh look! A squirrel"!! He looked at me like I'd lost my friggin mind. I ended up getting the job anyway but probably only because I was following my boss from so . Cal up here . He must have vouched for me.

I can expect an answer by Monday. I'll be a tiny bit embarrassed if I have to post in here that it wasn't offered to me since I'm feeling pretty confident right now. Smiley_emoticons_slash

**aussiefriend** · 10-30-2013, 06:18 AM

(10-29-2013, 11:19 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(10-29-2013, 07:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(10-19-2013, 05:54 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: You'll never get laid in Mock...well, maybe...there's always Aussie. She's not picky. She realizes she needs to take whatever she can get, whenever she can get it.

You total hypocritical bitch. You are the biggest desperado in the joint. It is you that throws yourself shamelessly at these tired-rejected-by-polite-society-men, not me.

For the record, as long as your right hand doesn't get jealous, I am fine with you hooking
up with men in here in front of all us.

Hahaha...you crack me up, CRAZY LADY!

I thought it sounded rather Crackeresque haha.

**Maggot** · 11-06-2013, 05:21 PM

How hard is yoga? They have classes starting at the college up the road and this yoga pants thing has got me thinking that I could stay in one position for quite awhile. So how tough could it be?

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