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#1
11-21-2013, 10:26 AM
Sorry for putting you all through it, fuck you and good day.
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11-21-2013, 10:42 AM
Something of a milestone.

5000 consecutive brainfarts.

Congratulations.
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11-21-2013, 10:50 AM
14,155 tiresome snipes.
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11-21-2013, 10:54 AM
Telling exactly the same joke someone has just told.

Brainfart number 5001.

Prosecution rests your honour.
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11-21-2013, 10:55 AM
hah

Fuck maramite, the peacemaker.

You two make me laugh when you're sniping.
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11-21-2013, 11:02 AM
Esad could be the new dick.

The only difference is that esad was born an uneducated imbecile dick gradually evolved into one.

Both with rotten cauliflowers for brains though.
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11-21-2013, 11:08 AM
I have seen ESAD engaged in some shit on the board that I consider stupid, way back.

But, I've always thought that ESAD is extremely smart and also crafty - regardless of his formal education (which I know or care nothing about). Quick, too.

Those are the last nice things I plan on saying here today. They're true, but more sniping and mockery is in order!
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11-21-2013, 11:44 AM
(11-21-2013, 11:08 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ESAD is extremely smart

That may be the most ridiculous thing ever said by a human being.

What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?

Esad with a cheese grater.
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11-21-2013, 11:44 AM


I've known ESAD for a long time now & I'm glad to have him here. Like some of you he genuinely cares about Mock and I wouldn't diss that. He's valued just like all of you are.

Congrats on the 5000, ESAD. 27
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11-21-2013, 11:55 AM
(11-21-2013, 11:44 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(11-21-2013, 11:08 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ESAD is extremely smart

That may be the most ridiculous thing ever said by a human being.

What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?

Esad with a cheese grater.

Are you the orange or white kind, CN?

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11-21-2013, 12:05 PM
Congrats ESAD! Ignore CN. He is a grouchy old ginger.
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11-21-2013, 12:56 PM
(11-21-2013, 11:55 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Are you the orange or white kind, CN?

Run1

What?
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11-21-2013, 01:01 PM
(11-21-2013, 12:05 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Congrats ESAD! Ignore CN. He is a grouchy old ginger.

Why do you wrongly assume I am grouchy brainiac?
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11-21-2013, 01:08 PM
(11-21-2013, 12:56 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(11-21-2013, 11:55 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Are you the orange or white kind, CN?

Run1

What?

hah I'm goofy today.

Since it seems that ESAD sometimes grates on you, I was asking what kind of cheese you are. Failed mock, cheezy even.

P.s. You've got me interested in giving marmite a try. I'm gonna look for some this weekend.
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11-21-2013, 02:19 PM
No. That was CN's fail. I got it right away. I bet even JSMom would have got that one without being told.
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11-21-2013, 02:50 PM
(11-21-2013, 01:01 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Why do you wrongly assume I am grouchy brainiac?
noone assumes you are a brainiac.
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11-21-2013, 03:39 PM
(11-21-2013, 02:19 PM)username Wrote: No. That was CN's fail. I got it right away. I bet even JSMom would have got that one without being told.

You're damn right I got it. Aren't you proud?
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11-22-2013, 04:03 AM
(11-21-2013, 10:54 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Telling exactly the same joke someone has just told.

Brainfart number 5001.

Prosecution rests your honour.

I never read that anywhere, perhaps its just true lardy.
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11-22-2013, 05:54 AM
(11-21-2013, 03:39 PM)JsMom Wrote: You're damn right I got it. Aren't you proud?

Go back to sleep.
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11-22-2013, 05:56 AM
(11-21-2013, 02:19 PM)username Wrote: No. That was CN's fail. I got it right away. I bet even JSMom would have got that one without being told.

I thought she was asking me if I was an orange or white cheese grater.

Curse my infernal common sense!
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