Body pillow alternatives

[sally]

He has a nice ass there.

Seriously. Do you guys really think the chick in MF's post is attractive with those mammoth jugs?

I think she's attractive. Hopefully she doesn't have those "painted on" style of areolas.

[ramseycat]

Shut the fuck up.

Hey Mutha Fucka, you Mommy is calling you. Her milk came in.

[D]

He has a nice ass there.

Seriously. Do you guys really think the chick in MF's post is attractive with those mammoth jugs?

HEELLLLL NO. I'm a A/B/C cup kinda guy, and they have to be proportionate to the woman's body too. Gigantor tits make me wanna gag.

[OnBendedKnee]

He has a nice ass there.

Seriously. Do you guys really think the chick in MF's post is attractive with those mammoth jugs?

HEELLLLL NO. I'm a A/B/C cup kinda guy, and they have to be proportionate to the woman's body too. Gigantor tits make me wanna gag.

Pun intended?

[sally]

He has a nice ass there.

Seriously. Do you guys really think the chick in MF's post is attractive with those mammoth jugs?

HEELLLLL NO. I'm a A/B/C cup kinda guy, and they have to be proportionate to the woman's body too. Gigantor tits make me wanna gag.

Well then you might want to remove your signature line because Syber has some huge puppies. They are bigger than Opie's whole body. Not that it's a bad thing.

[D]

He has a nice ass there.

Seriously. Do you guys really think the chick in MF's post is attractive with those mammoth jugs?

HEELLLLL NO. I'm a A/B/C cup kinda guy, and they have to be proportionate to the woman's body too. Gigantor tits make me wanna gag.

Well then you might want to remove your signature line because Syber has some huge puppies. They are bigger than Opie's whole body. Not that it's a bad thing.

I've already told her she needs tit reduction

[SyberBitch]

MF Dancing on youtube

[flash=320,256]http://www.youtube.com/v/BiYT3vYuiVs[/flash]

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[SyberBitch]

He has a nice ass there.

Seriously. Do you guys really think the chick in MF's post is attractive with those mammoth jugs?

HEELLLLL NO. I'm a A/B/C cup kinda guy, and they have to be proportionate to the woman's body too. Gigantor tits make me wanna gag.

Well then you might want to remove your signature line because Syber has some huge puppies. They are bigger than Opie's whole body. Not that it's a bad thing.

::lmao:: They're Ds actually. Not THAT huge.

Errrr wait. Not D's like, belonging to D. Ugh. D as in, cup-size.

You have a damned inconvenient nickname, D. :;box::

[Liquid]

MF Dancing on youtube

[flash=320,256]http://www.youtube.com/v/BiYT3vYuiVs[/flash]

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I was wondering if anyone actually watched that video, hahahahaha

[SyberBitch]

I was wondering if anyone actually watched that video, hahahahaha

I thought it was more appropriate to OP though, honestly.

You see some weird shit in Mock.

[Middle Finger]

I watched it. I've seen it before. That's good entertainment right there.

[Cynical Ninja]

[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:

His chest isn't bad to fall asleep on, either.  No that is not me in front of him; she's what we call a Biker groupie who paid 10 bucks to stand in front of him.  SUCKER!!!!  ::lmao::

I wouldn't give you a dollar to spit in his face.

[Cynical Ninja]

[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:

Best human body pillow ever created.....     

Jesus Christ, what are you going to show us next?, video footage of your last smear test?, a photo of your sons cock?, is nothing sacred to you?

[Sinister]

is nothing sacred to you?

Yeah; his ass is sacred to me. ::finger::

[LuMPyPussy]

His chest isn't bad to fall asleep on, either. No that is not me in front of him; she's what we call a Biker groupie who paid 10 bucks to stand in front of him. SUCKER!!!! ::lmao::

Unlike you who just had to show her subservience by posing doggy style on a pool table while dressed as a hooker, thusremoving any dignity you might've once had in your life. ::thumbs::

[Sinister]

His chest isn't bad to fall asleep on, either. No that is not me in front of him; she's what we call a Biker groupie who paid 10 bucks to stand in front of him. SUCKER!!!! ::lmao::

Unlike you who just had to show her subservience by posing doggy style on a pool table while dressed as a hooker, thusremoving any dignity you might've once had in your life. ::thumbs::

I love how my pics drive some people right out of their tree. ::lmao::
Jealousy that they are mousey, inhibited, introverted, ashamed of their body chickenshit cowards who shudder at the thought of cutting loose and having FUN. Give it a whirl someday - have some fun - you might actually enjoy it.

Ahh, the infamy of those pics will live on here, just as the infamy of Moose lives on here. ::rotfl::

[Duchess]

they are mousey, inhibited, introverted, ashamed of their body chickenshit cowards

Whew !...I know that discription doesn't apply to me.

[Sinister]

they are mousey, inhibited, introverted, ashamed of their body chickenshit cowards

Whew !...I know that discription doesn't apply to me.

And you don't invent reasons to try to poke at me about my pictures. As if I should be ashamed of those pics. A logically-thinking person would realize the futility in trying to make me feel embarrassed or ashamed of those pics since I posted them of my own free will, yanno?It takes a person of higher than average intelligence to grasp that; you do - some others here do not. ::nuts::

[LuMPyPussy]

His chest isn't bad to fall asleep on, either. No that is not me in front of him; she's what we call a Biker groupie who paid 10 bucks to stand in front of him. SUCKER!!!! ::lmao::

Unlike you who just had to show her subservience by posing doggy style on a pool table while dressed as a hooker, thusremoving any dignity you might've once had in your life. ::thumbs::

I love how my pics drive some people right out of their tree. ::lmao::
Jealousy that they are mousey, inhibited, introverted, ashamed of their body chickenshit cowards who shudder at the thought of cutting loose and having FUN. Give it a whirl someday - have some fun - you might actually enjoy it.

Ahh, the infamy of those pics will live on here, just as the infamy of Moose lives on here. ::rotfl::

Or 'some people' think you're a pathetic loser that spread her legs to a dominant male because she's weak.

[Sinister]

At least the bag lady has a vivid imagination. That probably helps a lot knowing that the only sexual activity she'll have for the rest of her meager and worthless existence will be battery-operated.