Inside the Actors Studio

[FAHQTOO]

That replying inside the original poster's comment thing is really catching on.

So, MS, I was assuming you meant "guns", but then knowing how sexually focused you are, I looked up "gunts".

Yep, sure enough, there is a listing for it in the Urban Dictionary. It's a combination of two words. New one to me.

Gunt: bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area.

So, what's the bigger turn-off to you? Too many "guns" in society or too many "gunts" in society?

I've always heard it called a FUPA or a FUDA...fatty upper pussy area...fatty upper dick area.

[Midwest Spy]

Gunt: bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area.

So, what's the bigger turn-off to you? Too many "guns" in society or too many "gunts" in society?

Gunts.

Not even close.

[HairOfTheDog]

Gunt: bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area.

I've always heard it called a FUPA or a FUDA...fatty upper pussy area...fatty upper dick area.

I like the Webster's Dictionary alright, but it's not too helpful in keeping up with the slang. Three new vocabulary words/terms learned here already today. Haha.

For those who prefer color picture books to dictionaries, the pictorial definitions:


^ "Gunt" or "FUPA"


^ "FUDA"

[FAHQTOO]

I now wish I was blind!

[Duchess]

There is a word for the clump of dirt that forms in a woman's vaginal crevice from not bathing. When it falls out it resembles a mouse. I'll be damned if I can remember the word and now I can't find it, Smegma told me that one. Anyway, that would also be a turn off.

Sootikin - A small, mouse-shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft, usually of poorer women who did not wear undergarments - common until the nineteenth century. A sootikin built up over several weeks, even months, of not washing. It was composed of particles of soot, dirt, sweat, smegma and vaginal and menstrual discharge. When it reached a certain size and weight, it tended to work loose and drop from under the woman's skirt.

http://mockforums.net/showthread.php?tid=601

[HairOfTheDog]

^


That's pretty damned wretched.

All of those terms are in The Urban Dictionary; bet it's even more widely read than Webster's these days.

I think my vocabulary has been expanded enough for this day!

[ramseycat]

Oh. My. God.

[Duchess]

You ain't kiddin'. Vomit inducing, revolting-ness to the extreme.

[sally]

^

[FAHQTOO]

There is a word for the clump of dirt that forms in a woman's vaginal crevice from not bathing. When it falls out it resembles a mouse. I'll be damned if I can remember the word and now I can't find it, Smegma told me that one. Anyway, that would also be a turn off.

Sootikin - A small, mouse-shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft, usually of poorer women who did not wear undergarments - common until the nineteenth century. A sootikin built up over several weeks, even months, of not washing. It was composed of particles of soot, dirt, sweat, smegma and vaginal and menstrual discharge. When it reached a certain size and weight, it tended to work loose and drop from under the woman's skirt.

http://mockforums.net/showthread.php?tid=601

She probably knew that from personal experience...and, I'm sure that's how she came up with her username.

I think I'm gonna hurl.

[Duchess]

I think I'm gonna hurl.

That "thing" is the most disgusting thing ever. It's so fucking revolting that even thinking about what it's made up of makes the back of my throat tighten. Fuckity fuck.

[FAHQTOO]

I think I'm gonna hurl.

That "thing" is the most disgusting thing ever. It's so fucking revolting that even thinking about what it's made up of makes the back of my throat tighten. Fuckity fuck.

Fuckity Fuck times 2!!

Gotdamn!

I remember waaaaaaaay back in the day when Little house on the Prairie was on. I always wonder how they took care of their wimin issues...apparently, they didn't.

[HairOfTheDog]

I remember waaaaaaaay back in the day when Little house on the Prairie was on. I always wonder how they took care of their wimin issues...apparently, they didn't.

Not too many things really disgust me, but the sootikin is pretty damned bad.

Just imagine poor Mary Ingalls sitting there all pretty in church, enjoying the sermon, when all of a sudden........out it drops. Oh, shit. Keep calm and think fast, Mary.



What to do? Try to casually pick it up and hide it inside the dress pocket, unnoticed? Or, softly kick it under that bitch Nellie's seat and then call attention to it?

Option B sounds like the most fun.

[FAHQTOO]

I remember waaaaaaaay back in the day when Little house on the Prairie was on. I always wonder how they took care of their wimin issues...apparently, they didn't.

Not too many things really disgust me, but the sootikin is pretty damned bad.

Just imagine poor Mary Ingalls sitting there all pretty in church, enjoying the sermon, when all of a sudden........out it drops. Oh, shit. Keep calm and think fast, Mary.



What to do? Try to casually pick it up and hide it inside the dress pocket, unnoticed? Or, softly kick it under that bitch Nellie's seat and then call attention to it?

Option B sounds like the most fun.

[crash]

This thread took the mother of left turns. Jesus Christ..

[Duchess]

I guess there weren't many men going down on their partner back in the day.

[crash]

*shudder*

[Maggot]

Don't let the cat get that thing!

[Mohammed]

1 - what is your favourite word? Fuck
2 - what is your least favourite word? Unterhosen
3 - what turns you on? Too much
4 - what turns you off? Smelly people
5 - what sound or noise do you love? Ocean and "Dada"
6 - what sound or noise do you hate? Bombs and "Dada"
7 - what is your favourite curse word? Fuck
8 - if you could attempt any occupation other than your own what would you try? Rock Star
9 - what profession would you hate? Gynecologist and Diver. You never know what dirty hole your next job's gonna be.
10 - if heaven exists what would you like God to say to you when you arrive at the pearly gates? The bar is that way.

[Cynical Ninja]

Sootikin.

I could have gone to my deathbed not knowing such a thing existed.

I should have known better being a member of Mock.