the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[Duchess]

Aberdeen must be exploding warheads, it's feels like my home is going to shake right off the foundation.

[username]

Hey CN,

C'mere baby... I've got something for you, you hunk-a-hunk burning love...






















I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. I figured they'd use this sometimes but go to the skate park when the opportunity arose. Not so! I've had a gaggle of boys here since the minute it was finished and they're harder to get rid of than bed bugs. They won't leave!

I told my son they're going to the skate park today whether they like it or not. I want them gone for a while, dammit.

[Cynical Ninja]

I did try and warn you. A similar thing happened to me when my parents got me a big pool table one year. The novelty will eventually wear off...for most of them.

If your son goes on to become the next Tony Hawk you will be able to look back and laugh.

Lol.

[Duchess]

We didn't have anything like that but we did have a swimming pool. I can't count the ice rink because almost every family has one in their back yard in the North Country.

[username]

I did try and warn you. A similar thing happened to me when my parents got me a big pool table one year. The novelty will eventually wear off...for most of them.

If your son goes on to become the next Tony Hawk you will be able to look back and laugh.

Lol.

Yeah, you did tell me that would happen. *sigh* They're coming out of the wood work, so to speak. I'm insisting all the parents sign a liability waiver. Fuck if I'm going to get sued if some kid breaks his arm or something.

[Duchess]

I'm insisting all the parents sign a liability waiver. Fuck if I'm going to get sued if some kid breaks his arm or something.

I don't say this to scare you, it's only something to consider. In many instances liability waivers aren't worth the paper they are written on & most courts will say that a parent doesn't have the right to sign away their child's rights.

[Cynical Ninja]

We didn't have anything like that but we did have a swimming pool. I can't count the ice rink because almost every family has one in their back yard in the North Country.

I can't detect if you are being sarcastic there or not.

Your horse pool is bigger than my house and garden.

You could film a reboot of the soap Dynasty in your house.

[Cynical Ninja]

Yeah, you did tell me that would happen. *sigh* They're coming out of the wood work, so to speak. I'm insisting all the parents sign a liability waiver. Fuck if I'm going to get sued if some kid breaks his arm or something.

Yeah new fair weather friends are a thing I've had to deal with before with my daughter.

We bought a huge inflatable swimming pool one year for the garden in the summer it take bloody hours to fill and when it was full the fucking hordes descended on our back garden. At one point as I was sitting monitoring the situation I thought to myself “what am I doing? I am not fucking David Hasselhoff!”

[Midwest Spy]

Pretty cool User.

If I was into skateboarding, I'd be stoked.

[ramseycat]

I fucking hate GA. Big mistake. My mother was right.

[sally]

So I have one of those dog/kid gates blocking off our master bathroom from my 2 year old daughter's room. I'm sitting on the edge of the Jacuzzi tub in front of the mirror putting on my eyeliner and my husband comes in and steps over the gate and trips over it. It was the most ridiculous fall I've ever seen in my life. It was kinda in slow motion and he just laid there flat on his face, I almost started to laugh. I said what the fuck are you doing and he got up and kicked the gate as hard as he could and my bare foot happened to be in the way and he broke my fucking toe.

It's really broken, it's so black it looks like it's going to rot off. We're one hell of a love couple, I tell ya. I think I'd rather have Aussie's love life.

[aussiefriend]

You are an old sentimentalist Sally. Just like Humphrey Bogart's character from Casablanca.

[Cynical Ninja]

So I have one of those dog/kid gates blocking off our master bathroom from my 2 year old daughter's room. I'm sitting on the edge of the Jacuzzi tub in front of the mirror putting on my eyeliner and my husband comes in and steps over the gate and trips over it. It was the most ridiculous fall I've ever seen in my life. It was kinda in slow motion and he just laid there flat on his face, I almost started to laugh. I said what the fuck are you doing and he got up and kicked the gate as hard as he could and my bare foot happened to be in the way and he broke my fucking toe.

It's really broken, it's so black it looks like it's going to rot off. We're one hell of a love couple, I tell ya. I think I'd rather have Aussie's love life.

Well if you marry fat oafish euro trash what do you expect Sal?

Never understood getting angry with inaminate objects, pointless.

[Duchess]

I fucking hate GA. Big mistake. My mother was right.

You can't say that now! You turned your whole life upside down to move there. This is awful to read. It's because of the Jews, isn't it?

Oh God I need to stop worrying about you people -

Sally's trying to quit smoking & her husband broke her toe.
Clang still doesn't have a job & is considering the priesthood.
Mo is stressed to the max & wants to shoot somebody.
Ramsey is being harassed by a crazy Jew bitch & hates her new location.
Aussie is being mindfucked and has to work with at least one cunt.
User has created Great Adventure in her backyard & every 13 yr. in a 5 square radius spends their day at her house performing death defying stunts.
OP continues to shazzam in his underpants & his wife is in danger of finding out.

There's way more but I need coffee with artificial sweeteners that is slowly killing me.

[crash]

Meh. I'm good..

[crash]

Oh, and I liked Georgia, had a great time there. I could live in Savannah.

[Duchess]

Meh. I'm good..

You've been absent, young man and I was on the verge of harassing you with pm's.

[crash]

I have all my kids home. It's been great.

[Cynical Ninja]

Mo is stressed to the max & wants to shoot somebody.

So its not all bad news?

They say stress is the number one killer so fingers crossed.

[Duchess]

I have all my kids home. It's been great.

That's a wonderful thing & a very good reason to have not been here.

You're a good kid, you never make me worry...

...well, except for when you're in an airplane over an ocean or miles underground in the mines or driving through miles of desert in a place you've never been before or or or.....