the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[FAHQTOO]

It's staying light outside longer! I could clap like a seal. Oh happy day.

I thought about that a few days ago. I'm not going to tell you what's coming your way next week.

Stock up.

[FAHQTOO]

It's staying light outside longer! I could clap like a seal. Oh happy day.

I thought about that a few days ago. I'm not going to tell you what's coming your way next week.

Stock up.

You want to slap the shit out of me, don't ya? I'm sorry I crapped on your happiness.

[Duchess]

Wellllllllll...

Bah. I knew some stuff was on the horizon :(

[Duchess]

Someone said, these brownies are great, I like how you put nuts & chocolate chips in them. I replied, I'm so glad you like them, so the taste of weed is undetectable? The look on some of their faces is priceless. That shit never gets old.

[Cynical Ninja]

And your bullshit retarded argument “australia is a bigger land mass than the UK! That's like a giant who is infertile saying to a perfectly and massively fertile dwarf “im a better dad than you! I'm huge and massively infertile” Nonsense you stupid aussie cunt as usual.

Sorry, forgot about this bit..

Bullshit argument? You made a bullshit statement that Australia was a tiny amount of useful land around the fringe and a vast poisonous wasteland in the middle. I was pointing out the fact that the amount of useful land in this country far outweighs your little shoebox. But once again you the point went way over your thick head and you made a grossly exaggerated analogy to make yourself believe you're right.

Stupid Aussie cunt? Ooooo...now it's getting personal huh?

Go to Google images type “English countryside” and “english beaches” and click.

Go to google images type “australian outback” and click.

When George Miller needed a post apocalyptic hellhole for Mad max and Mad max 2 he knew he had one ready made and waiting for him in the outback of his own country. Add to that the deadliest animals on the planet?

I rest my case.

[crash]

What the fuck kind of supporting argument is that?

That's like me saying Russian women are better looking than American;

Go to Google images and type "Anna Kournikova"

Go to Google images and type "Venus Williams"

See what I did there?

Try harder, Deliverance..

[Duchess]

Am I the only one who didn't know today is a holiday?

[RaisingAPrince]

Am I the only one who didn't know today is a holiday?

Umm it's a holiday? What exactly?

[JsMom]

User, How is your daughter doing? How is everyone handling her being away? I hope all is well.

[JsMom]

Am I the only one who didn't know today is a holiday?

No!

[Duchess]

Umm it's a holiday? What exactly?

Dead president's birthday, Lincoln I think.

[Adub]

Umm it's a holiday? What exactly?

Dead president's birthday, Lincoln I think.

That's not until next week. Nothing holidayish about today except that I went to the hospital to visit my newest grandchild, baby Jacob, born yesterday which was groundhog's day. I'm a blubbering mess. He is just so tiny and perfect. Don't know why I keep breaking out in heaving sobs.

[Duchess]

That's not until next week. Nothing holidayish about today except that I went to the hospital to visit my newest grandchild, baby Jacob, born yesterday which was groundhog's day. I'm a blubbering mess. He is just so tiny and perfect. Don't know why I keep breaking out in heaving sobs.

I live in a dumbass state then. That was the sign on the bank & library doors.

Congrats on the new baby. I know how much the other one has charmed you and I can see it has already began with this one.

[FAHQTOO]

Umm it's a holiday? What exactly?

Dead president's birthday, Lincoln I think.

That's not until next week. Nothing holidayish about today except that I went to the hospital to visit my newest grandchild, baby Jacob, born yesterday which was groundhog's day. I'm a blubbering mess. He is just so tiny and perfect. Don't know why I keep breaking out in heaving sobs.

I can't think of one thing in my life (past or present) that comes close to giving me joy like my granddaughters.

Congratulations

[sally]

That's not until next week. Nothing holidayish about today except that I went to the hospital to visit my newest grandchild, baby Jacob, born yesterday which was groundhog's day. I'm a blubbering mess. He is just so tiny and perfect. Don't know why I keep breaking out in heaving sobs.

Congrats!

When my daughter was born I was looking at her and started crying right as the nurse walked in. She said she didn't realize I was in so much pain and told the doctor I needed something. Instead of explaining that it was an emotional cry I just played along and took the pain pills. What the hell, why not.

[HairOfTheDog]

Congratulations, Adub.

Why are you naked?

[Duchess]

Why are you naked?

For one split second I thought, how does she know!

[Adub]

Congratulations, Adub.

Why are you naked?

I tried something new, and it failed (in some off-color warning/alert).

On a colder day, I may have said WTF! and conquered that bastard.

But I am just feeling so weak and humbled that I accepted my failure.

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't mind if grannies are posting naked around here.

But, Adub usually has an interesting av; a little curious as to what she'll roll out next.

EDIT: Sorry, Adub, posting at the same time. Gotta be a great day for you and your son and the whole family.

Is the baby's brother old enough to understand what's going on?

[username]

User, How is your daughter doing? How is everyone handling her being away? I hope all is well.

Thanks for asking! All is well...I'm right as rain!