the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[Maggot]

Our county got rid of plastic bags in most stores recently and paper bags cost $.10. It's been well advertised and coming for months and yet, there's always the idiot that freaks out.

Reminder: When in Cali buy a box of small kitchen trash bags when grocery shopping.

[Carsman]

If stupidity severely hurt, there would be less stupid people!

[Duchess]

I don't know about that, I've heard you can't burn stupid.

[ramseycat]

I hate talking to my ex. He calls about the kids maybe once a month. I call him back and tell him. I give him the kids cell numbers. Again. And then he calls me over and over because he forgot to ask this. Or that. STOP FUCKING CALLING ME.

[Adub]

I am being grandmommy to my little granddaughter. She is 5 weeks old. Tested positive for meth at the hospital and cps stepped in. I was allowed to bring her home, and mommy got kicked to the curb. So Gavi is a big brother and he is enamored with little sister. I haven't been able to go back to work since she came home because it seems unnatural to hand her off to daycare. My ex is forking over the $$$ to see us thru. What a man!

[Duchess]

I am being grandmommy to my little granddaughter. She is 5 weeks old. Tested positive for meth at the hospital and cps stepped in. I was allowed to bring her home, and mommy got kicked to the curb. So Gavi is a big brother and he is enamored with little sister. I haven't been able to go back to work since she came home because it seems unnatural to hand her off to daycare. My ex is forking over the $$$ to see us thru. What a man!

I'd say whatta woman regarding you too. It's no small thing you have taken on with your grandchildren. They are very lucky to have you, Adub.

Busy much?

[Adub]

I am being grandmommy to my little granddaughter. She is 5 weeks old. Tested positive for meth at the hospital and cps stepped in. I was allowed to bring her home, and mommy got kicked to the curb. So Gavi is a big brother and he is enamored with little sister. I haven't been able to go back to work since she came home because it seems unnatural to hand her off to daycare. My ex is forking over the $$$ to see us thru. What a man!

I'd say whatta woman regarding you too. It's no small thing you have taken on with your grandchildren. They are very lucky to have you, Adub.

Busy much?

She's an easy baby. 2 am sucks but I keep it dark and quiet and she just goes back to sleep. My heart is breaking for my daughter, tho. She really needs to climb out of the hole she has fallen into. Wish I could be there for her, but I am a bit busy at the moment. And she is an adult. She needs to learn to help herself...

[Carsman]

I hate talking to my ex. He calls about the kids maybe once a month. I call him back and tell him. I give him the kids cell numbers. Again. And then he calls me over and over because he forgot to ask this. Or that. STOP FUCKING CALLING ME.

Maybe he really just wants to talk to you.

[HairOfTheDog]

She's an easy baby. 2 am sucks but I keep it dark and quiet and she just goes back to sleep. My heart is breaking for my daughter, tho. She really needs to climb out of the hole she has fallen into. Wish I could be there for her, but I am a bit busy at the moment. And she is an adult. She needs to learn to help herself...

It's good to see you, Adub.

I hope your daughter pulls it together soon and that the baby is healthy.

Your daughter is very fortunate to have a mom who can raise her children when she's not up to it; sucks when little ones are separated and displaced -- it's great that you've got them both under your roof.

[sally]

I hate talking to my ex. He calls about the kids maybe once a month. I call him back and tell him. I give him the kids cell numbers. Again. And then he calls me over and over because he forgot to ask this. Or that. STOP FUCKING CALLING ME.

Maybe he really just wants to talk to you.

He probably wants to fuck you. Just do it, Ramsey. It's not like you have to marry him again and it'll be erotic and fun, and then you get to just walk away without feeling like a cheap hooker.

[sally]

You have two teen age boys together, you obviously have some kind of connection to him. Just go for a roll in the hay for old times sake.

[ramseycat]

Sally, are you out if your mind?? He is a nasty drunk. I'd rather go the rest of my life without Ex than fuck him. Besides he is in NY so even if I did entertain the idea, it's not feasible.

[Duchess]

Fuck 'em. He's a POS loser without a self respecting, dignified bone in his body. Hook him up with the former SIL from Hell.

[Carsman]

Sally, are you out if your mind?? He is a nasty drunk. I'd rather go the rest of my life without Ex than fuck him. Besides he is in NY so even if I did entertain the idea, it's not feasible.

There's a new fangled invention out there called planes, it's just a two hour ride away!
(Catch him when he's not drunk, it's just a roll in the hay, not a life long thing)

[ramseycat]

Not just no, but HAYELL NO!!!

[Duchess]

Hehehe

[sally]

See, even Cars wants you to get laid. It's been six years, it's looking like the ex is your only option.

[username]

For once, I'm looking forward to a dental appointment today. I've recently begun clenching my teeth during sleep? Isn't stess grand?!?! Anyway my jaw hurts and clicks and pops like a small orchestra.

I bought an over the counter night guard and of course it doesn't really fit. I woke up twice last night after a dream that I was eating Wheat Thins. It wasn't Wheat Thins. I was chomping away on my night guard. I'm just lucky I don't swallow in my dreams.

[Duchess]

The night guards are so much less obtrusive these days. Back in the day it would look like you were preparing to play hockey.

[Maggot]

Bring a bottle and some Viagra when he passes out do the Garp.