Bugging the fuck out of me...

[HairOfTheDog]

Kid, I'm surprised you're not up for an extended Christmas lighting session - you're a bit mysterious and unpredictable like that.

On another note, I believe sally was rightly annoyed by the asshole attitude at the convenience store - initially. The rest was simply effin' around, so I just kept reading the comments, smiling, and had nothing more to say.

If CN thinks that means I don't have a brain, who gives a hot shit? Not I.

If others don't believe it was amusing and sally should truly pursue the issue with more effort, hey, that makes sense and I can sincerely admire it.

I personally am too lazy to invest that effort; I'm bad about shit like that - guilty. I'd just go to another store, buy some beers, get a little buzz on and vow not to give that shitty convenience store any more of my business.

Now, where the hell are mags, crash and Kid? They almost always make me smile or think; agree or disagree. I got a lot of work done in half a day today, wrote some new business, just had a strong Bloody Mary, and am all clear to go out for the play-off game tomorrow (with a designated driver ). In a good mood and just might wanna get my "flirt" on here - because, of course, I'm woefully insecure and my deflated ego is in need of massaging.

P.s. I didn't think it was "lying", though clearly playing ,when Big Sal claimed to be a dentist or stuck in the can for days after crab rangoon either. I think she's just a funny shit-stirring bitch. Stupid me - gullible like that and all.

[Duchess]

Back in the day that dentist bs made a couple people's head spin.

[HairOfTheDog]

I can imagine the Linda Blair head-spin epidemic when Mags claimed to be the Mock gynecologist. LC told me about that one - before my time and haven't seen the original thread.

Personally, I took advantage of his claim to be the Mock psychiatrist and believe that I am indeed a more emotionally healthy individual for having done so. I am now confident, by golly, that I'm good enough, smart enough, and (some equally smart-assed) people like me.

P.s. please don't think me insecure for winking at you like that, Duchess. I'm effin' shameless (and buzzed - sue me).

[sally]

On another note, I believe sally was rightly annoyed by the asshole attitude at the convenience store - initially. The rest was simply effin' around

I can't believe you figured that out, you're a goddamn smart cookie I tell ya.

[HairOfTheDog]

On another note, I believe sally was rightly annoyed by the asshole attitude at the convenience store - initially. The rest was simply effin' around

I can't believe you figured that out, you're a goddamn smart cookie I tell ya.

Not only that, but I've got both the watermelon tits (they're only C cups) and that 10 inch schlong (Kid was closer with the 2 inch clit, but still a bit on the high side...) that you're so fond of.

I'm a gawd damned dream come true.

[username]

Come to think of it, I think one of our neighbors still have their lights up and on ( at least they did a few days ago). It is weird...let it go, people.

Your neighbor who called animal control before talking with you reminds me of mine who is complaining to all our neighbors but have yet to talk to us directly. I'm a spiteful bitch. I might be able to have it modified to create less noise but I'm at least going to let the pissed off neighbors twist in the wind for a while before I do anything. Fuck them.

[Maggot]

I'm wet, wet, wet. We had a surprise snowstorm today and its bugging the fuck outta me. All my clothes are wet...........be right back in a min after a message from our sponsor.

[HairOfTheDog]

I've thought if over long and hard, Kid.

I think you should sell your house.

Buy a condo with a strict home-owners association.

You and Buddy (and the harem) should bail the hell outta the realm of unreasonable unseasonal light fetishists.

I mean, WTF is next? Neighbors leaving jack-o-lanterns on their own porches, clear into mid November?! Screw that.