THE PERVERT THREAD

[Maggot]

^ Kenneth LeRoy Collins, 96, was charged with lewd or lascivious acts on children under the age of 14 after allegedly taking his diaper off and exposing himself to children, according to Lt. Mark Stichter with the Sheriff’s department.

Collins, of Laguna Woods, was also accused of masturbating and touching the victims on top of their clothes, the Orange County Register reported.

Collins was arrested on Feb. 25 and was being held on $1 million bail, according to the department’s inmate booking records.

He was due to appear in court on Friday. If convicted as charged, Collins could face up to eight years in state prison (which, in this case, would equate to life in prison).

http://ktla.com/2016/03/07/man-96-charge...-children/#

you gotta be kidding me! When I was 13 yrs old and visiting my grandfather in the home some old bag took my hand and pulled me into the freaking bathroom. What a waste of time. That old bastard has already forgotten he did it.

[HairOfTheDog]

you gotta be kidding me! When I was 13 yrs old and visiting my grandfather in the home some old bag took my hand and pulled me into the freaking bathroom. What a waste of time. That old bastard has already forgotten he did it.

Yeah, if he has dementia or Alzheimer's or some kind of legitimate age-related cognitive impairment, I imagine he'll be released to familiy members or a senior care facility (with child access restrictions) rather than incarcerated.

BUT, if he's just a dirty old chester who's been doing that kind of shit his whole life, he might end up doing some time and the guards can fight over who gets stuck with diaper duty.

[BlueTiki]

I can't believe this old bastard still walks the wrinkled dog.

My first thought was "Dole Whip".

There goes my fond memories of the Enchanted Tiki Room's refreshment.

[BigMark]

i bet his bush is/was darker than twillas.

[HairOfTheDog]

Florida: Shocking Vehicular Perversion

Kurt Jenkins, 56, was cruising around Boynton Beach, Florida the other day in his white Toyota.

He beckoned a man to come to the car, at which point Jenkins pointed to his groin and invited the man inside.

Kurt was naked, except for the red socks he was wearing and the electrical cords he had attached to his penis.



For some odd reason, the male passerby wasn't interested in joining Jenkins inside the car. Instead, he snapped the above photo and called police.

So................

[HairOfTheDog]

............Jenkins kept cruising along, reportedly in an area where kids were getting off the bus. That's where police descended upon him. According to police, they cuffed and restrained Jenkins, but the naked man kept resisting and they had to beat the shit outta him.



After his 3-day hospital stay, ^ Jenkins was charged with lewd behavior in front of children, indecent exposure and resisting an officer without violence.

Refs:
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime-...3Mm4L4N9L/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...unity.html

[HairOfTheDog]

Doggie Diddlers

Celina Ann Cabrera, 24, was taken into custody Friday afternoon after officers received a report that a woman had performed a sex act with the animal. The complainant told police the woman had videos of the act. Cabrera was employed at Caddo Parish Animal Shelter but had been on leave since Feb. 15.

Another ex-employee of the shelter, Booker Talioterro Thomas Jr., was also arrested on a charge of being an accessory to crimes against nature. The 43-year-old former kennel manager at CPAS is accused of recording Cabrera having sex with his dog, according to police booking details.


^ These are the winners (man, poor dogs).

If only Cabrera was more patient. If she'd simply waited 20 years, she could have married a dog and avoided getting on the wrong side of the law. With that.......I'm outta here before Maggot kicks my ass.


(Note: I moved this thread to the Cell Block since the stories involve criminal charges.)

[Duchess]

Bastards! I hope they're humiliated. You fuck dogs!

...and she looks awful for 24. I'm old enough to be her gramma and I look better than her.

[Carsman]

Florida: Shocking Vehicular Perversion

Kurt Jenkins, 56, was cruising around Boynton Beach, Florida the other day in his white Toyota.

He beckoned a man to come to the car, at which point Jenkins pointed to his groin and invited the man inside.

Kurt was naked, except for the red socks he was wearing and the electrical cords he had attached to his penis.



For some odd reason, the male passerby wasn't interested in joining Jenkins inside the car. Instead, he snapped the above photo and called police.

So................

In addition to "safety" reason and his red socks, the Fruit Cake wasn't totally naked, as he was also wearing his "Safety Belt"!

[HairOfTheDog]

Weirdness abounds........

Someone, labeled 'the serial pooper', was defecating on the track nearly every morning at Holmdel High School in New Jersey.

After getting sick of that shit, school employees started monitoring the area on Monday.

Today, an arrest was made. The alleged serial pooper is Thomas Tramaglini, 42, who lives about 3 miles from Holmdel High School in neighboring Aberdeen.

He was running at the track on the athletic fields at 5:50 a.m. before he was arrested.


^ Tramaglini is a school superintendent in a neighboring district. He's charged with lewdness and littering and is due in municipal court in Holmdel on Monday to answer the charges. Hope he doesn't try to pull a runner. "\

Tramaglini has taken a paid leave of absence from his $147,504 a year job in Kenilworth. Leave can only be unpaid if a person is indicted or faces tenure charged, the district said, citing state law.

Story: http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/201...lf_un.html

[Duchess]

He won't live down that shit.

[HairOfTheDog]

That's true. The whole ordeal really stinks.

[Midwest Spy]

In all seriousness, I think he should lose his job.

I’m guessing, however, that his story will go something like this, ‘my morning constitutional only arrives after I’ve warmed up and am ready to run. there’s no biffy here so I have to take a dump on the track’, and he’ll get away with it.

I’d probably face more serious charges for letting my dog unload in a neighbor’s yard.

[Duchess]

It really stinks that he'd use the kid's track that way. Fricken weirdo.

[Maggot]

I’d probably face more serious charges for letting my dog unload in a neighbor’s yard.

Absolutely true!

[HairOfTheDog]

In all seriousness, I think he should lose his job.

I’m guessing, however, that his story will go something like this, ‘my morning constitutional only arrives after I’ve warmed up and am ready to run. there’s no biffy here so I have to take a dump on the track’, and he’ll get away with it.

I’d probably face more serious charges for letting my dog unload in a neighbor’s yard.

He's actually in pretty deep shit.

I don't think he'll be able to keep his well-paying and prestigious job and it will probably be very difficult to obtain another one if he's convicted.

Having a conviction for 'defecating in public, littering (that makes me laugh in this context), and lewdness' on your record -- how effin' embarrassing. His family must wanna wipe the incident from their consciousness.

[Duchess]

His family must wanna wipe the incident from their consciousness.

[HairOfTheDog]

Toy Story



^ This winner, Cody Meader - 20, was detained on Tuesday afternoon after repulsed eyewitnesses saw him 'dry-humping' the large snowman toy from Disney's 'Frozen' at the store in St Petersburg, Florida.
 
Eyewitnesses told police they saw the man lay a stuffed Olaf toy 'on the floor' at around 2pm at the shop in Pinellas Park. 

Authorities say he then ejaculated on the toy before replacing it on the shelf and seeking out 'a large unicorn stuffed animal' which he also ejaculated on. 

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[HairOfTheDog]

The innocent victims suffered the most.



The victims ^ were promptly removed from the store and destroyed after Meader's arrest on Tuesday.  RIP.

Meader is a repeat offender. He has a previous indecent exposure and criminal mischief record from 2015 when he was caught defiling a stuffed animal from the shelves of a Florida Walmart.

Seriously though, this nutter needs help.  Hopefully, he'll be mandated to get it by the courts.

Ref:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...rozen.html

[Duchess]

*shudder* I saw this early this morning. Whatta fruitcake!