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THE PERVERT THREAD
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#161
10-24-2019, 12:44 PM
Never ask that dude to stuff the turkey.
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#162
10-24-2019, 01:04 PM
Ahahahaha! *gags*
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#163
10-24-2019, 04:49 PM
(10-24-2019, 12:44 PM)BigMark Wrote: Never ask that dude to stuff the turkey.
hah
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#164
10-24-2019, 05:19 PM
Trashy Duchess asks people to sexually assault their daughters. Hall of Fame Pervert.
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#165
10-24-2019, 05:50 PM
But not the turkey, even she has standards.
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10-25-2019, 01:35 PM
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#167
10-25-2019, 02:03 PM
Thank god for apostrophes.
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#168
10-25-2019, 02:25 PM
I was just checking if the forum was broken, no one had posted in five hours.
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10-25-2019, 02:32 PM
I've been here watching where all the watchers are watching from. [Image: giphy.gif]
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#170
10-25-2019, 04:52 PM
I was working, this client wants my input but has changed and moved my designs three times. No he added a firepit and wants to know where it should go. I need the money so up your ass won't work.
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#171
10-25-2019, 04:53 PM
(10-25-2019, 02:03 PM)BigMark Wrote: Thank god for apostrophes.


I popped in a couple times to see if everything was okay but I didn't sign in.


...and now I don't have to leave home for 2 days! Yeah, that kind of shit makes me happy. No agenda. Monday lasted all week. Man.
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#172
10-25-2019, 04:56 PM
I'm working from home a lot lately, go on my ride. Do some work, fuck around on the net, do some more work, go read by the pool, do some more work. Today is date night so gonna get the pepper grinder out.
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10-25-2019, 05:04 PM
Try to keep the pepper corns out of the stew.
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#174
10-25-2019, 05:16 PM
We don't have to worry about that anymore.
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10-25-2019, 06:40 PM
Shot your wad, huh?
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10-25-2019, 06:41 PM
Why, you want peppercorns all over your face?
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10-26-2019, 12:22 AM
(10-25-2019, 02:25 PM)Rootilda Wrote: I was just checking if the forum was broken, no one had posted in five hours.

I was driving.


And then delaying checking in. 

But I am glad I did check in. Also-I haven't read the rest of this thread. I BETTER GO SEE WHAT IT IS ABOUT!
Edit: LOL Oh, it really is about perverts. Gross! Now I recall opening this while i was visiting family and quickly closing it. LOL.

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#178
11-16-2019, 04:00 AM
What a load of crap

Some of the stories of perverts in the news are downright funny.  Some are sad.  Some are infuriating.  And some, like this one, are just  off the charts fucking creepy.

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This 29-year-old winner is named Rutledge Deas.  Deas, from New Orleans, posted as a disabled man named 'Cory' on the babysitter app "Urban Sitter".

He claimed that he needed to be potty trained, needed his 'diapee' changed and required a child's booster seat.

Several female caregivers worked to assist poor disabled 'Cory', whose soiled diapers they changed.

In actuality, Deas is a perfectly capable man who likes meth and gets off on shitting himself and having women change his diapers.

Eventually, one caregiver figured out the scam and reported him to police. After investigation, Deas was arrested and charged with ten counts of sexual battery.

'This guy preys on people who have the compassion and patience to care for disabled individuals,' Assistant District Attorney Michael Henn told a hearing at Orleans Criminal District Court. 'This is harrowing. I’ve never read anything like this before.'

If Deas has a freaky fetish, so be it.  Who gives a shit (other than him, of course).  But, he should be looking for a willing partner on a fetish site then, not scamming unsuspecting caregivers for a cheap thrill.

https://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/a...50e77.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...apers.html
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#179
11-16-2019, 06:15 AM
*shudders* Ewwwwwwww. Gross! That's just so...I need an adjective, a big honkin' adjective. 
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#180
11-16-2019, 10:36 AM
He makes a big meth.
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