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#101
05-13-2014, 08:10 AM


I read sports news & not girly mags. Ramsey would tell me to pickup a woman's magazine and learn how to calm my wild head of hair, that would be like sending me into the kitchen to cook. 78
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05-13-2014, 08:42 AM
User will tell you to tame that wild hair. She had a problem with curls.
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05-13-2014, 08:44 AM
(05-13-2014, 08:42 AM)ramseycat Wrote: User eps tell you to tame that wild hair.

I got nuthin..
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05-13-2014, 08:49 AM
(05-13-2014, 08:42 AM)ramseycat Wrote: User eps tell you to tame that wild hair. She had a problem with curls.


Right you are!
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05-13-2014, 08:56 AM
(05-13-2014, 08:44 AM)crash Wrote:
(05-13-2014, 08:42 AM)ramseycat Wrote: User eps tell you to tame that wild hair.

I got nuthin..

Try now.
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05-13-2014, 09:00 AM
I think she actually meant to type User would, but she completely fucking butchered it.. She hit the 'e', which is beside the 'w', then the 'p', beside the 'o', then hit the 'u' but hit the backspace rather than the 'l' and then hit the 's' rather than the 'd' and got an icorrect to 'eps'...

Pretty fucking solid effort..
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05-13-2014, 09:01 AM


Through time I have learned to decipher her pretty well. I normally let it pass but some are just too good to let slide by.
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05-13-2014, 09:03 AM
How the fuck did you get will to icorrect to eps?

Nevermind, I probably don't eps to know..
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05-13-2014, 10:29 AM
Magic.
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05-13-2014, 10:49 AM
Listening to sports talk radio yesterday and the knock on Sam is that he's too small to play defensive end in a 4-3 defense, yet not quick enough (by NFL standards) to play OLB in a 3-4 scheme.

The Rams came to his rescue as some pundits actually thought he'd go undrafted.

As far as the kiss, I think it was bullshit. Staged purely to say, "Hey, I'm gay. Deal with it."

Why does it have to be splashed all over the TV?

I believe the GLBT community makes up about 3% of the population which means roughly 95 out of every 100 people would probably not be comfortable watching two men slob all over each others faces.

Utter horseshit.
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05-13-2014, 10:51 AM


Were they slobbering? I must have missed it, all I saw was a kiss and a hug.
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05-13-2014, 11:34 AM
(05-13-2014, 10:51 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Were they slobbering? I must have missed it, all I saw was a kiss and a hug.

I felt like it was way more than just a nice conservative kiss.

It was a face suck, big hug and then another face suck.
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05-13-2014, 11:36 AM
(05-13-2014, 10:51 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Were they slobbering? I must have missed it, all I saw was a kiss and a hug.

I felt like it was way more than just a nice conservative kiss.

It was a face suck, big hug and then another face suck.
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05-13-2014, 11:36 AM
^ Oops.

What the hell?
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05-13-2014, 11:58 AM
(05-13-2014, 10:51 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Were they slobbering? I must have missed it, all I saw was a kiss and a hug.
It was more than a peck and a hug, but who cares? I've seen players kiss their wives/GF's the same way. I didn't need to see anymore, so I changed the channel. Problem solved.
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05-13-2014, 12:03 PM
^. But why the need to stage a big man slobbering for TV?

That's the part I don't understand.
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#117
05-13-2014, 12:04 PM
I'm not gay, MS.

AND, it doesn't make me uncomfortable to see two people of the same sex sucking face or whatever.

I don't think you're wrong for feeling uncomfortable about it -- you feel how you feel -- only pointing out that just because over 90% of the population is hetero, doesn't mean over 90% of the population is "uncomfortable" with gay displays of intense or conservative PDA.

You might be right about the kiss having been done in part to make a statement. IDK. But, it's really no different to me than straight athletes kissing all over their model girlfriends or devoted wives when they win awards or go to public functions.
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05-13-2014, 12:20 PM
(05-13-2014, 10:49 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: As far as the kiss, I think it was bullshit. Staged purely to say, "Hey, I'm gay. Deal with it."

I had a different take . . .

To me, it's another "celebrity" nigger, showing the world he's "made it" by having a petite, white bitch on his arm and in his bed.

Where's the outrage in the black, gay community of a black man ignoring his race and choosing whitey over a brother?
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05-13-2014, 12:25 PM
Tiki ' s going for the bigot world record on the number of different groups offended by a single sentence. Too bad she couldn't have worked midget Eskimo transsexual Muslim cab drivers in there anywhere. The mindless hate would have melted her phone.
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05-13-2014, 12:25 PM
I'm not a big fan of PDA either.

I can't remember seeing any PDA from hetero athletes recently, which brings me to my point that this was a staged event.

It's just my feeling that when it has to be shoved in people's faces that there's real insecurity going on.

"There! We made out on national TV! I'm gay. Accept me for who I am!"

He had already made it clear he was an openly gay player, and most people were pretty much ok with it or just plain old didn't care.

He's trying really hard to remain relevant.

I don't think he'll last more than a year in the league.
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