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10-27-2014, 03:29 PM
(10-27-2014, 02:43 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(10-27-2014, 02:19 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Bridgwater is doing exactly what I thought he would. Keep him healthy.

That kid has gotten hit very hard the past 3 weeks. At this rate I don't think he'll stay in the lineup for the next 8 games.
He's tough. I hope they don't get him killed before they buy him some protection.
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10-27-2014, 05:21 PM
(10-27-2014, 01:38 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Ummmm..do you actually follow your team


No, I just pull random football related bullshit out of my ass and hope it flies.
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10-27-2014, 05:25 PM
(10-27-2014, 05:21 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-27-2014, 01:38 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Ummmm..do you actually follow your team


No, I just pull random football related bullshit out of my ass and hope it flies.

You know your football.

You've got cred with me.

Now you just need to brush up on where your members live.
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10-27-2014, 06:25 PM
(10-27-2014, 05:25 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: You know your football.

You've got cred with me.

Now you just need to brush up on where your members live.


Thanks, honey, we've talked a lot of football the past few years.

I know Sally's exit, does that count? Smiley_emoticons_wink
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10-27-2014, 06:41 PM
(10-27-2014, 06:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-27-2014, 05:25 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: You know your football.

You've got cred with me.

Now you just need to brush up on where your members live.


Thanks, honey, we've talked a lot of football the past few years.

I know Sally's exit, does that count? Smiley_emoticons_wink

For sure!

I'll tell you how annoyed you'd be watching a game with me:

I'm the guy who says something 3-4 times a game that the color guy on tv will say immediately after I've said it.

My wife just chuckles because she's seen it so often, others see it for the first time and always say, "you should've been a broadcaster, man."
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10-27-2014, 06:46 PM
"I'm so good at calling football games that I'm a step ahead of the professional sports broadcasters. It's so annoying!"

Perfect "humblebrag" execution, MS. 44
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10-27-2014, 07:36 PM
(10-27-2014, 06:46 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: "I'm so good at calling football games that I'm a step ahead of the professional sports broadcasters. It's so annoying!"

Perfect "humblebrag" execution, MS. 44

Yes ma'am!
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10-27-2014, 11:46 PM
Trap game? Trap game.

1) Colt McCoy is underrated - a byproduct from being drafted by the factory of sadness.
2) The offense is still full of major weapons.
3) Dallas loves sucking.

Washington wins!
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10-28-2014, 06:51 AM
Yup..defo eating a bit of crow this morning. Don't mind though....can't stand the Cowboys.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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10-28-2014, 06:54 AM
(10-27-2014, 11:46 PM)Cutz Wrote: Washington wins!


Love025

So glad the Cowboys lost. It takes a little of the sting out of my loss.
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10-28-2014, 05:26 PM
It takes all the sting out of losing to the Cards for me. I'm quite happy to be 5-2... I was just mad because it was a winnable game and we need to keep pace with Dallas.
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10-28-2014, 06:15 PM


I'm fine with how the season is going, I don't have the complaints that some I've read do. Some of them are downright absurd. They probably should have had this year, last year and they'd be pretty fricken grateful instead of bitching and complaining. Some of the suggestions I've read have been outrageous.
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10-29-2014, 11:45 AM
Reports on Romo are that he has a bruised back and they further clarified that it has nothing to do with his previous back injury. I call bullshit. I hope he's okay because I'd never wish ill health on any opponent and frankly it's more satifying to beat the cowballs with their starters in and playing well. The dude needed help getting into his car and his father had to drive him home. It's unfortunate, but I think his career is over.
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10-29-2014, 01:47 PM
(10-29-2014, 11:45 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: It's unfortunate, but I think his career is over.


My God, that's horrible!

I hope you're wrong, BG. :(
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10-29-2014, 03:06 PM
(10-29-2014, 01:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-29-2014, 11:45 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: It's unfortunate, but I think his career is over.


My God, that's horrible!

I hope you're wrong, BG. :(
I hope I am too. Regardless, putting him behind center this week would be stupid. The Cards blitz more than any team in the NFL. They couldn't hold Washington's defense last week, the Cards certainly won't blitz less...
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10-29-2014, 03:37 PM
Witten looked like burnt shit Monday night. I think his career is over too.
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10-29-2014, 04:03 PM
(10-29-2014, 03:37 PM)Cutz Wrote: Witten looked like burnt shit Monday night. I think his career is over too.
Still caught 2 3rd down conversions. I swear to you that if I was a DC I'd make sure he was covered on every 3rd down. Amazing how many conversions that guys had over the years when EVERBODY in the world knows romo's gonna pass the ball to him.
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10-29-2014, 11:09 PM
his best receptions he was wide open... anything in traffic he dropped.
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10-30-2014, 10:48 AM
(10-29-2014, 11:09 PM)Cutz Wrote: his best receptions he was wide open... anything in traffic he dropped.
He's had a great career. But he is getting up there. Can't lie... It wouldn't bother me at all to never hear the words "Witten in the middle for another first down."hah
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10-30-2014, 11:27 AM
This weeks predictions in NFCE:
Cowballs - L
Giants - L
Skins - W (Sorry MS)
Eagles - W (I hope, this is our trap game)
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