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F.U., RUMOR HAS IT...

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F.U., RUMOR HAS IT...
HairOfTheDog Offline
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#1
03-01-2014, 06:34 PM
that one of your ladies left you and made you blue.

So, you mastered the guitar in record time, roped some of your buddies into forming a country band, and now you're busy staying drunk all the time -- traveling lonesome highways in a beat up old tour bus, writing songs of sorrow, and stealing hearts at many a diner along the way.

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I'm inclined to believe this lie is true.

Anyone got any other tales about what's keeping F.U. too busy to mock these days?
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03-01-2014, 07:30 PM
I kinda want those hamburgers.
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03-01-2014, 07:53 PM


Looks like he's pouring Jack Daniels to go with them.
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#4
03-01-2014, 08:47 PM
Those cheeseburgers and JD do look good.

Heard it through the grapevine that F.U. is making a pretty good living on the road.

Maybe it's his talent and charisma. Or, maybe it's because he's got username dancing cage in a tank and 501s at his gigs. If she's on the bus, that probably partly accounts for the whiskey lunch.

Effin' women...

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