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SHE'S A POWERFUL FORCE -- NATURAL DISASTERS

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SHE'S A POWERFUL FORCE -- NATURAL DISASTERS
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09-10-2017, 12:07 PM
(09-09-2017, 10:21 PM)sally Wrote: Yeah and then who's going to give him a blowjob? There aren't even any whores left out on the street.

(09-09-2017, 10:57 PM)BigMark Wrote: Clang?

The hurricane is already giving him a big old "blow" job.
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09-10-2017, 12:22 PM
(09-10-2017, 10:31 AM)sally Wrote: I know, they're so stupid. There was a reporter in Miami and he says "just to give everyone a taste of what it's like out here my rain jacket is useless at this point". Well no shit.


I just read a tweet from a reporter down there. He said "When you're covering a hurricane and your mother sees you standing in Irma's storm surge...and then he went on to post a text that said, "this is your mother. Get inside". hah
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09-10-2017, 12:48 PM
The tornado warnings are what's scaring me. My husband has me cooking up fried shrimp and hand cut fries while everyone else in the neighborhood is probably hiding under their mattress. God forbid that fat fuck don't eat. I'm surprised he's not out there grilling steaks too.
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09-10-2017, 03:22 PM
Blow jobs and hand cut fries in a hurricane.

You're one bad ass mofo Sally.
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09-10-2017, 04:21 PM
(09-10-2017, 12:22 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-10-2017, 10:31 AM)sally Wrote: I know, they're so stupid. There was a reporter in Miami and he says "just to give everyone a taste of what it's like out here my rain jacket is useless at this point". Well no shit.


I just read a tweet from a reporter down there. He said "When you're covering a hurricane and your mother sees you standing in Irma's storm surge...and then he went on to post a text that said, "this is your mother. Get inside". hah

I know it's comical. It's hitting Naples now and they're showing this dumbass standing out in the street demonstrating how strong the wind is. It hasn't picked him up and thrown him up on someone's roof yet so apparently it's not that bad.
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09-10-2017, 04:26 PM
(09-10-2017, 03:22 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Blow jobs and hand cut fries in a hurricane.

You're one bad ass mofo Sally.


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09-10-2017, 04:28 PM
(09-10-2017, 04:21 PM)sally Wrote: I know it's comical. It's hitting Naples now and they're showing this dumbass standing out in the street demonstrating how strong the wind is. It hasn't picked him up and thrown him up on someone's roof yet so apparently it's not that bad.


Producers won't be happy till they get somebody killed live on air. 78

We aren't the only people thinking this is dumbass shit, I've heard several people comment on it.
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09-10-2017, 05:37 PM
We're getting the wind gusts now, maybe 45-50 mph. Unbelievable that I still have power since it normally goes out in a light breeze, but I don't foresee it lasting for long.
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09-10-2017, 06:42 PM
(09-10-2017, 05:37 PM)sally Wrote: We're getting the wind gusts now, maybe 45-50 mph. Unbelievable that I still have power since it normally goes out in a light breeze, but I don't foresee it lasting for long.


There are 100's of these coming from all directions to help with all the electrical issues. Some of them are waiting to help in Epcot's parking lot.

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09-10-2017, 06:49 PM


Irma pulled the water from Tampa Bay. Wooooo

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09-10-2017, 10:49 PM
Well that fucker shifted east.
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09-10-2017, 10:51 PM
What does that mean, you okay?
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09-10-2017, 11:01 PM
That means that it's going to cause more wind then thought. At first they were saying tropical wind force, but now it's looking 80 to 100 mph plus. It's unbelievable I still have power right now. The shit is crazy out there.
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09-10-2017, 11:14 PM
And it hasn't even started. It's going to be the worst starting at 1am.
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09-11-2017, 08:57 AM
Good morning Sally, from your earlier comments I'm sure the wind wasn't the only thing blowing last night. Hope you made it through relatively unscathed on both counts.

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09-11-2017, 09:55 AM
(09-10-2017, 11:14 PM)sally Wrote: And it hasn't even started. It's going to be the worst starting at 1am.

I'm anxious to hear how you, Six, Ski, Tammy, Rams and everyone here affected by Irma and Harvey are doing today.

Hope everyone is doing fine and can check in soon.
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09-11-2017, 11:06 AM
It wasn't bad, didn't even lose power.
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09-11-2017, 11:20 AM
That's really good news Sal; relieved. You were lucky.

Duchess, hoping you and your family in Florida missed the worst of Irma's wrath too. Everybody okay on your end?
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09-11-2017, 11:35 AM
Miami and the keys got it the worst, I don't think it caused major devastation anywhere else. I think parts of Jacksonville got flooded but nobody is trapped on their roofs or anything.
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09-11-2017, 11:41 AM
(09-11-2017, 11:20 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Duchess, hoping you and your family in Florida missed the worst of Irma's wrath too. Everybody okay on your end?


Everyone is fine, thanks for asking. One of my brothers and his family live 27 miles from Tampa Bay, I just found out that last night his wife was making lasagna and everyone sat around dining during the storm. Sorta like Sally frying shrimp & fries. I guess those born there view these storms differently than some of us who weren't. One of my other brothers lives in Jax and he and his girlfriend are fine as well.

I'm feeling a lot of relief today.
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