So...

[Duchess]

I really hope 97 isn't the year of this person's birth. Say it ain't so, Brit.

[username]

Wtf? I already typed this once.

You want a troll job that will leave your legs shaking for days? Go find the damn black box (and I'm not talking about the one between your baby mama's legs). I'm pretty damn sick of hearing about the Malaysia airlines flight every time I turn on the t.v. so you can start your troll search in the god damn Indian Ocean and then get back to me, asshole.

[BlueTiki]

Bell's Palsy is a mother fucker.

[Blindgreed1]

Wtf? I already typed this once.

You want a troll job that will leave your legs shaking for days? Go find the damn black box (and I'm not talking about the one between your baby mama's legs). I'm pretty damn sick of hearing about the Malaysia airlines flight every time I turn on the t.v. so you can start your troll search in the god damn Indian Ocean and then get back to me, asshole.

[Donovan]

Wtf? I already typed this once.

You want a troll job that will leave your legs shaking for days? Go find the damn black box (and I'm not talking about the one between your baby mama's legs). I'm pretty damn sick of hearing about the Malaysia airlines flight every time I turn on the t.v. so you can start your troll search in the god damn Indian Ocean and then get back to me, asshole.

[Duchess]

Cat got your tongue, 797?

Get back in here and spar with these people.

[BlueTiki]

I think it might thank you for clearing up it's misunderstanding of the forum, like so:

Its truly a shame.

It's time must be needed elsewhere.

Remedial Possessives class, is my guess.

[Duchess]

This is the part where you troll the shit out of me, right? Well ... I ain't got all day.

Hey mister, you're going to have to up your game if you want any kind of access into Mock, otherwise you're going to molder in this quiet little forum. You're stuck in Mock's filter, pal so get your shit together so you can get the hell out of here.

[FunkyBurger]

Trolling isn't that terrible when done in a professional manner, but there are some asshats thinking they can actually do the job and end up being boring and a poor example to the trade.

[username]

Trolling isn't that terrible when done in a professional manner, but there are some asshats thinking they can actually do the job and end up being boring and a poor example to the trade.

Yeah. It's a good thing you're not one of them, boogerboy.

[Duchess]

There's trolling and there's...trolling. If that makes any sense to you.

There are trolls in Mock, they are funny & interesting, not juvenile & vulgar.

[sally]

Trolling isn't that terrible when done in a professional manner, but there are some asshats thinking they can actually do the job and end up being boring and a poor example to the trade.

Yeah, you're quite the Trollsmith around here. I can't count the times you had me tricked and humiliated.

[Duchess]

How do you like this spin - Trolling isn't that terrible when done in a professional manner

[Blindgreed1]

I'm bored. I'ma take off all my clothes and do the sprinkler out in the street.

[Duchess]

Make your one phone call count.

[ramseycat]

Make your one phone call count.

Call Duchess!

[HairOfTheDog]

This is the part where you troll the shit out of me, right? Well ... I ain't got all day.

So...797

You got off to a flying start and seemed like a descent poster, but haven't landed back here in a while.

Run out of gas? No fear -- you seem like a descent poster who could probably wing it and keep your head above water.

Heck, even if you're an airhead, you could likely stay afloat for a while without anyone bursting your bubble -- look at Funkay B.

Put it in gear and show us what you got?

[Duchess]

Yeah! What she said.

[Donovan]

I wonder if 797 has a black box we could scan for pings.

[BlueTiki]

Run out of gas?

Nah . . . Mock was never this faggot's destination.

He dropped off the radar, spent his fuel, and hoped his absence would create massive speculation and mystery.

Poor, lonely, misunderstood little douche!