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(07-05-2014, 10:01 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I would love to attend one of your parties, Duchess. Hope today's was a good one.
But, PLEASE invite aussie as well -- otherwise, all hell could break loose and the social status of Mock could come under scrutiny! 
It was nice here today. We walked up the hill and finished off our crappy fireworks. My niece is a goof and kept aiming them at my feet. They were so lame, I didn't even flinch but she thought it was hysterical, which was pretty funny to the rest of us.
I keep thinking it's Sunday night; nice to have an extra day to actually get something done before Monday rears its ugly head again.
When I worked, I always said: the only thing wrong with a Friday is, was that it was that much closer to Monday! 
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(07-05-2014, 10:29 PM)Carsman Wrote: When I worked, I always said: the only thing wrong with a Friday is, was that it was that much closer to Monday!
There you go again.
Rubbing it in: "I'm retired and you're still working, suckahs!"
But, I hear you. I like Sundays a lot, up until about 7 or 8 p.m. when the Monday cloud starts rolling in overhead.
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Where are all of the other bitchflakes today? 
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(07-11-2014, 06:42 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Where are all of the other bitchflakes today?
Hiding behind the pillows, cause Monday is just around the coener! 
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(07-11-2014, 06:42 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Where are all of the other bitchflakes today?
Chasing chipmunks, I really gotta get a mouser cat.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(07-11-2014, 08:45 PM)Maggot Wrote: (07-11-2014, 06:42 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Where are all of the other bitchflakes today?
Chasing chipmunks, I really gotta get a mouser cat.
Cat vs. chipmunk? I don't know; chipmunks are pretty crafty and quick little critters!
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(07-11-2014, 08:22 PM)Carsman Wrote: Hiding behind the pillows, cause Monday is just around the coener!
Damned Monday...it's just around the corner again. 
I love the harmonies in "Monday, Monday", Cars.
This John Prine tune is probably my favorite Monday song.
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I was out the door at 7:00 AM, now that I'm home the next three days are mine, all mine. Aha! I turned my phone off too, voice mail only. If y'all can get here in a timely fashion we can party, I'll even serve you. You must be special, I serve no one.
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I saw a twilight zone episode called "How to serve mankind" it didn't end well. 
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Hahaha! Shhh. I think Sally worries about her organs being harvested when she's too shit faced to stop it.
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(08-08-2014, 12:31 PM)Maggot Wrote: I saw a twilight zone episode called "How to serve mankind" it didn't end well. That's one of my favorites.
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This bitchflake has finally kicked her cold.
I'm sneaking out around midnight.
(^ In case ramsey feels like getting her Friday dance on)
A Cuba Libre or two, loud music, a few games of cricket, and hopefully a couple of hat tricks. 
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Ramsey hasn't asked me to dance in ages. 
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(08-15-2014, 11:31 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: This bitchflake has finally kicked her cold.
Cheers! 
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I'm bored and might catch the early train to the weekend.
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(08-15-2014, 01:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Ramsey hasn't asked me to dance in ages. I think this dude will dance with you.
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(08-15-2014, 01:35 PM)Duchess Wrote: (08-15-2014, 11:31 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: This bitchflake has finally kicked her cold.
Cheers!
Thanks, Duchess.
I feel better.
I do miss the night-time Alka Seltzer. That plop plop fizz fizz stuff can be subtlety addicting. I kicked that too, though -- 2 days clean and counting.
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(08-15-2014, 01:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Ramsey hasn't asked me to dance in ages.
I'm sorry. Have I been neglecting you? How about we do a Saturday Carlton?
I've been domestic today. I cleaned the kitchen, FR, and powder room. If anyone makes a mess, I won't be responsible for my actions. I did take about an hour to sit in the son in my gravity chair. Right now MJ is kicking my feet. Ew. It tickles.
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 The weekend starts now.
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(08-15-2014, 06:02 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: (08-15-2014, 01:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Ramsey hasn't asked me to dance in ages. I think this dude will dance with you.
We bought a day pass to that place the last time I was in Jamaica. I'm glad I didn't see this guy there...I would have pointed and laughed.
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