05-03-2014, 05:59 PM
DEATH
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05-03-2014, 06:50 PM
yeah it's been awhile eh
hope you're all in poor health
05-04-2014, 06:06 AM
(05-03-2014, 06:50 PM)Necro Wrote: yeah it's been awhile eh Forum life is like dog life, five years is a goddamn long time.
05-04-2014, 10:50 AM
(04-26-2014, 07:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: . . . just focus on life now. I'm willing to bet a kidney you wouldn't fail. l try and participate in my loved ones' lives to eliminate potential, future regrets. Inevitably, I usually find something was left off the list. You'll never devolve into a Maytee. And it's Duchess' left kidney I've put on the table . . . to cover my wager.
05-04-2014, 11:18 AM
(05-04-2014, 10:50 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: I'm willing to bet a kidney you wouldn't fail. Hi Tiki! You're right; I wouldn't lose my shit or go crazy -- I just might be eternally heartbroken. Not sure I'd ever be able to reconcile the loss of one of the children -- in my heart and mind -- like I have with a parent and grandparents, as a tough but expected part of life. P.s. High stakes wager; appreciate the confidence. Duchess still has two of those suckers anyway -- she hasn't had a home-cooked meal at sally's house yet.
05-04-2014, 01:29 PM
05-04-2014, 01:46 PM
You're too pulled together to ever go bonkers. I'm counting on a home cooked meal at Sally's house. I won't just wave at her exit next time, I'll take it.
05-04-2014, 02:01 PM
05-04-2014, 02:06 PM
Awesome plan. We'll wait for just the right moment to spring it on Sally. She'll be delighted!
05-04-2014, 02:17 PM
If I could get sally to cook for me...
I'd request eggs benedict (or biscuits and gravy), crab cakes, hashed-browns (or crispy home-fries with onions and peppers), a spicy Bloody Mary double shot, a cup of coffee and a big glass of ice water. I would try to talk her out of taking a kidney as payment, though -- would rather keep the spare just in case somebody in my family needed it some day. I'd offer up a toe or two and try to negotiate from there.
05-04-2014, 02:26 PM
If you offer up some toes, you'll never be able to wear sandals again. Give Sally a 12 pack. A sturdy 13 pack.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
05-04-2014, 02:36 PM
(05-04-2014, 02:17 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: If I could get sally to cook for me... I'd request one of her gourmet pizzas. Nom Nom Nom
05-04-2014, 05:47 PM
05-05-2014, 07:30 AM
I've seen her talk about sandwiches too. She doesn't just make them, she builds them.
05-05-2014, 10:05 AM
I drank and ate so much yesterday I don't even want to think about food or beer. The good thing is I don't have a hangover because all the food absorbed the alcohol.
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