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#61
05-23-2014, 05:51 PM
Jesus, you're hard core. 28

I think I'd skip the dinner and show, but meet up with you for cocktails (the traditional typically non-lethal type) and some killer music afterwards.

No dead people allowed -- that tends to harsh my buzz.
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05-23-2014, 05:51 PM
(05-23-2014, 05:48 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: from the gift shop at Ground Zero.

After taking in a tour and a meal. hah


I think that might be the pin on my new crazy grenade.

...similar to the universal service fee on my cell phone bill, only with a bigger BOOM.
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05-23-2014, 09:47 PM
Where'd you go ChicagoBorn?

Don't tell me your off anitiquing -- scoping around for an old-school electric chair that you can re-purpose as a home griddle/coat rack.

Seriously, the intro thread is the razz thread -- hang in there and don't let that ferocious glass-licking pitbull aussiefriend scare you off!

It'll go to her head.
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05-24-2014, 09:41 AM
That's right HoTD throw me under the bus. I am no pitbull, Tiki is.
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05-24-2014, 09:55 AM
(05-24-2014, 09:41 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: That's right HoTD throw me under the bus. I am no pitbull, Tiki is.

Hey, you've got no tire tracks across your face.

I'm just playing around -- you were barking pretty damned fiercely about that lack of avatar; I'm hoping that ChicagoBorn isn't off in a corner suffering from severe PTSD as a result. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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05-24-2014, 10:01 AM
I'm just playing around too. I just got in from work and wanting to play some tennis with you.
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05-24-2014, 10:11 AM
(05-24-2014, 10:01 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I'm just playing around too. I just got in from work and wanting to play some tennis with you.

I'm just getting ready for work -- well, it's not really "work" today.

Gotta go sign a hospital release form for a client and drop off some keys in 90 minutes -- hopefully, that's it for the day besides phone calls. I've got some projects around the house that I wanna finally finish.

P.s. I prefer racquetball to tennis - faster, harder, 5 walls, and ultra cool goggles. But, I'm alright on a tennis court -- hope you have a good serve and a quick return.
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05-24-2014, 10:15 AM
I don't mind joining you as a spectator, I will sip pina coladas whilst you hit that ball, but you wont catch me doing that. No not me.
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05-24-2014, 10:20 AM
(05-24-2014, 09:41 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I am no pitbull, Tiki is.

Not true.

I'm some kinda little shit of a dog with a red ribbon . . . A RED DAMNED RIBBON!

I asked a friend: "If I were a dog, how would you picture me?"

"Ann Coulter" was the response.

At least is wasn't Linda McCartney.
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05-24-2014, 10:22 AM
(05-24-2014, 10:20 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: I'm some kinda little shit of a dog with a red ribbon . . . A RED DAMNED RIBBON!


You forgot the gun & cigar. 113
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05-24-2014, 10:24 AM
(05-24-2014, 10:20 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: I asked a friend: "If I were a dog, how would you picture me?"

"Ann Coulter" was the response.

I think you, your friend and I would have a wicked time with Charles Bukowski and a bottle of Tequila..
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05-24-2014, 10:27 AM
(05-24-2014, 10:20 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: I'm some kinda little shit of a dog with a red ribbon . . . A RED DAMNED RIBBON!

Hey, that bitch is feminine, take-no-prisoners, fun-loving...

Nothing PC about her.

And, the red ribbon was NOT from the Ground Zero memorial gift shop!!!

(I love that little shit.)
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05-24-2014, 10:28 AM
(05-24-2014, 10:27 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (I love that little shit.)


I do too! I thought it was perfect.
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05-24-2014, 10:31 AM
(05-24-2014, 10:27 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Hey, that bitch is feminine, take-no-prisoners, fun-loving...

Yeah . . . it screams "Let's Cuddle, 'K?" hah
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05-24-2014, 10:41 AM
Hard to cuddle with your hands up in the air.

I stand by my pic, even if it puts me in the dog house with you.

Actually, if I was in the dog house with you, it might just be disarming and the threat of cuddling would be more realistic.

But, I don't (usually) like getting bit in the ass, so more likely I'd just try to get you to come out and harass some pussies with me.
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05-24-2014, 10:42 AM
Cue a greedy 'it moved' in 3-2-1..
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05-24-2014, 06:49 PM
(05-24-2014, 10:42 AM)crash Wrote: Cue a greedy 'it moved' in 3-2-1..

Nah, I think it would be hard to find anything arousing about a couple of talking dogs chasing cats around.

Besides, Gunnar stubbed his boner the other day hah so that thing may well be on ice or in a cast or something.
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05-24-2014, 10:30 PM
(05-24-2014, 06:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(05-24-2014, 10:42 AM)crash Wrote: Cue a greedy 'it moved' in 3-2-1..


Gunnar stubbed his boner the other day hah


That just cracked me up all over again...hahhah

Maybe even more than the first time.
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05-25-2014, 03:18 AM
(05-23-2014, 09:47 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Where'd you go ChicagoBorn?

Don't tell me your off anitiquing -- scoping around for an old-school electric chair that you can re-purpose as a home griddle/coat rack.

Well someone's gotta bring home the bacon. [Image: 36_1_37.gif]

Actually I think a relic of an electric chair would be quite useful when heathens get too rambunctious. Could maybe pass it off as a hair curler. ... ? Would be nice addition to the straight jacket being repurposed for hug enhancement.
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05-25-2014, 03:30 AM
(05-24-2014, 06:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(05-24-2014, 10:42 AM)crash Wrote: Cue a greedy 'it moved' in 3-2-1..

Besides, Gunnar stubbed his boner the other day hah so that thing may well be on ice or in a cast or something.

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I'm without words and too many questions all at the same time. I need a drink! However, I shall take caution not to stub anything on my way (might trip over it) but then I'd spill my drink. .. shit!
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