I like to open with a joke.

[Cutz]

What's brown and sticky?
....
A stick.


I'm new. I like the things you love and I hate the things you don't like.

We should be friends.

[Cutz]

Oh, and I'm not in the music industry.

[Duchess]

Woooo. Newbie fish.

Hiya, Cutz. Welcome to Mock - where the inmates run the asylum.

[cannongal]

Cars, get in here and show this Cutz character what a real joke is.

[Cutz]

Cars, get in here and show this Cutz character what a real joke is.

I thought nudity was only allowed in the other subforum.

[cannongal]

I thought nudity was only allowed in the other subforum.

Better...

[QueenBee]

Hi there. welcome to the nut house. If you are allergic to nuts, this is not the place to be.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm not in the music industry.

Are you in the...porn industry?

So, that's a cute kitty you've got in your avatar, Cutz.

Are you an animal lover, a gun lover, both, neither?

[Maggot]

I am going with Kamikaze pilot.

[JsMom]

[BlueTiki]

Oh, and I'm not in the music industry.

This was important to declare because . . . ?

What other things are you "not"?

[Carsman]

Cars, get in here and show this Cutz character what a real joke is.

Well now gal, you said you weren't going to tell anyone about that!

Now that you did, it's only fair you go first and be the joke.


Oh yeah, welcome Cutz. Have to say, that was your joke?

[Maggot]

The nerve, the nerve I say....
That's like shitting on someones doorstep then ringing the doorbell to ask for toilet paper.

[ramseycat]

I think this dude IS the joke.

[BlueTiki]

Have to say, that was your joke?

Maybe we should feed punchlines to Cutz and have it create the back-story?

I'll start: "Cutz . . . that's the dog's dick, in your hand!"

[Maggot]

Have to say, that was your joke?

Maybe we should feed punchlines to Cutz and have it create the back-story?

I'll start: "Cutz . . . that's the dog's dick, in your hand!"

ummm........what did the blonde say to the blind veterinarian?

[HairOfTheDog]

C'mon -- wake up, mamacita!

We've got a cat-burglary and a stick-up in progress here and you're on the verge of a siesta?

Have an energy-boosting brunch and you'll be ready for action; 3 cups of black coffee, a glass of water, four to six NoDoz tabs, two lines of coke...done.

[BlueTiki]

Maybe we should feed punchlines to Cutz and have it create the back-story?

I'll start: "Cutz . . . that's the dog's dick, in your hand!"

ummm........what did the blonde say to the blind veterinarian?

Thanks, maggot for jumping in and not letting the newbie give it a go.

Note to Cutz: Don't hire maggot as one of your back-story writers.

[Cutz]

I'm not in the music industry.

Are you in the...porn industry?
So, that's a cute kitty you've got in your avatar, Cutz.
Are you an animal lover, a gun lover, both, neither?

Not in the porn industry. I've never been a big animal lover, but I moved in with a girl that has a Golden Retriever, and he's pretty cool. I'm not a gun lover, but I like them ok, and very much a fan of America's constitutional right to own them.

Oh, and I'm not in the music industry.

This was important to declare because . . . ?
What other things are you "not"?

Just a carry-over from the other thread I posted in. Really it was because I posted a question that I figured out the answer to myself given a couple minutes of browsing, and couldn't figure out how to delete the post. I am also not a...

I am going with Kamikaze pilot.

Oh yeah, welcome Cutz. Have to say, that was your joke?

Thanks. Well, it's not my joke, I didn't write it or anything. I do like it tho. It's short and straight to the point. (Sorry for another stick joke.)

I think this dude IS the joke.

fair opinion.

Note to Cutz: Don't hire maggot as one of your back-story writers.

Duely noted.

[HairOfTheDog]

Not in the porn industry. I've never been a big animal lover, but I moved in with a girl that has a Golden Retriever, and he's pretty cool. I'm not a gun lover, but I like them ok, and very much a fan of America's constitutional right to own them.

I see, Cutz.

Last thing we need in this place is yet another porn star, so I'm kinda relieved that you're not in that biz. I'm not a porn star either. It's not that I didn't try, just blew too many lines in auditions. Plus, it was harder than I'd thought and most of the actors were a real pain in the ass.

As for the Golden Retriever, it's a good thing you like him. Seems he was there first, so hopefully he likes you back.

Anyway, welcome to Mock. It's nice to see you already jumping into other threads -- not a timid one, I take it. That's good.