HIYA

[ramseycat]

Oh?? That's all you have to say? Perhaps YOU should come clean my house.

I'm actually a cleaning freak & the aisle that holds all those products is my favorite in the supermarket but I'm going to be much too busy fucking off for the next few days. Hit me up next week.

Sigh. I guess I'll clean my own house since you or your fairy haven't done it. :(

[Duchess]

Sorry about that but fucking off is so much more fun than wielding a swiffer.

[ramseycat]

Agreed Duchess. But I can't relax when the house needs cleaning. So I swept, swiffered, vacuumed, dusted, and cleaned the downstairs and the stairs. Except the LR. I bought two occasional chairs from Overstock and they have to be out together. What a pain in the ass.
Anyway, if anyone makes a mess Ima get violent.

[Duchess]

If things around me are a mess then that's exactly how my mind will be. I need my space to be immaculate.

[aussiefriend]

I need some sleeping tablets.

Duch, I don't like to boast, but I got some, gotta say, I am enjoying them too! hahah love it love it. I need it, I have earned it, I was up here playing in Mock last night with insomnia, I even made a lamb caserole.

[Duchess]

Lamb? You cooked a lamb? You bitch! Bend over!

[aussiefriend]

Lamb shanks slow cooker vegies, pumpkin all that. My little one had a hot meal to take to school. It's cold here.

I thought you would have been proud of me scoring sleeping tablets It was easy peasy from the doc. Just gave her a sob story about my study.

[Duchess]

You fed her a lamb! How could you!

She's going to get worms now & so are you.

[aussiefriend]

it was from the butcher, and it wasn't alive or anything. I can't believe you don't eat lamb. What about a lamb roast? it's huge here in Oz.

Credit where credit is due, what about them tabs?

[Duchess]

That precious critter looks like the inside of a pair of my Uggs. Oh God.

[Duchess]

I can't believe you don't eat lamb. What about a lamb roast?

Credit where credit is due, what about them tabs?

I don't eat lamb! I wouldn't dream of doing so. No!

I'm glad you got something to help you sleep. I know you've been struggling with insomnia and I know how heavy your schedule is so this is a very good thing for you to have on hand.

[aussiefriend]

Are you really a semi vegetarian? Or are you pulling my leg? If I had a pet lamb there is no way I would harm it. Or any animal.

[Duchess]

I'm not pulling your leg. I can count on one hand the number of times a year I eat meat. I can't get past that it's cooked flesh I'm sinking my teeth into. Simply typing that makes the back of my throat tighten.

[Cutz]

I can count on one hand the number of times a year I eat meat... Simply typing that makes the back of my throat tighten.

[aussiefriend]

Cutz, don't do that. Duch is a highly sensitive person who cares about animals. I think it shows how kind hearted she is. She is not a dickhead because of it. if there were more people in the world like that the world wouldn't be so fucked up. I was a vegetarian in the 90s.

[Cutz]

Wasn't saying she was a dickhead. "Eat meat" is sometimes a euphemism.

[Duchess]

Duch is a highly sensitive person who cares about animals. I think it shows how kind hearted she is. She is not a dickhead because of it. if there were more people in the world like that the world wouldn't be so fucked up. I was a vegetarian in the 90s.

Dying here, dying. Aussie, you da man.

Thank you for trying to protect me. (I'm laughing my ass off.) It's okay, I knew exactly what Cutz was expressing. Honey, you probably shouldn't be telling people I'm a highly sensitive person, these bitches will walk all over me.

[HairOfTheDog]

Wasn't saying she was a dickhead. "Eat meat" is sometimes a euphemism.

Just a user advisory warning:

Once you start explaining to her that which qualifies as self-explanatory mocking to everyone else, that aussieskin will be inundating you with broad-stroking generic Dr. Phil type hyperbole all over the board.

Because of her highly sensitive and exceedingly passive nature, Duchess loves that flowery mumbo-jumbo and eats it up like candy. Aussie takes advantage of Duchess' gullibility to exert control over her, but everyone just lets it ride because it's good to see Duchess getting some direction in her life.

[Duchess]

Because of her highly sensitive and exceedingly passive nature, Duchess loves that flowery mumbo-jumbo and eats it up like candy. Aussie takes advantage of Duchess' gullibility to exert control over her, but everyone just lets it ride because it's good to see Duchess getting some direction in her life.

I can't do anything but laugh. Ohmaigods, I'm fubar'ed.

[Duchess]

NOW I'm getting irate.