Anything I can do for you to ensure a better day?

I have the power.

Please turn my ham sammich into a sausage and egg omelet. Thanks

Stand in front of a mirror & do the hokey pokey. *poof* Your ham sammich is now a sausage & egg omelet.

You're welcome.

I'm going to lunch and shopping with a friend. I'f like to come home to my house being immaculate, all the laundry done and put away, and all the flowers planted in the beds.
TYIA.

You need to fire your fairy.

She couldn't get in AND you have barking dogs.

She's a fairy. All she had to do is waive her wand.

Oh

Oh?? That's all you have to say? Perhaps YOU should come clean my house.

The fairy was right in front of your house and then Bill Compton ate her.

Maybe you shouldn't focus on your unclean house in this tragedy.

(06-05-2014, 05:45 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Oh?? That's all you have to say? Perhaps YOU should come clean my house.

I'm actually a cleaning freak & the aisle that holds all those products is my favorite in the supermarket but I'm going to be much too busy fucking off for the next few days. Hit me up next week.

It is 6:08 AM Eastern US time. I am out of town at a work related conference. Basically got paid to go out last evening and have a couple toddies and a good time. So, WTF am I doing up at this ungodly hour posting in Mock??

(06-06-2014, 06:10 AM)QueenBee Wrote: It is 6:08 AM Eastern US time. I am out of town at a work related conference. Basically got paid to go out last evening and have a couple toddies and a good time. So, WTF am I doing up at this ungodly hour posting in Mock??

You're a good egg, possibly the best omelet in the world. And I'm not just saying that cuz I'm hungry.

(06-06-2014, 06:10 AM)QueenBee Wrote: So, WTF am I doing up at this ungodly hour posting in Mock??

That's what good Mockers do, they post.

I need some sleeping tablets.

(06-06-2014, 12:49 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I need some sleeping tablets.

Aussiebitch please visit the "timecube" http://www.timecube.com/

You will sleep better after. I accept your "Thank you" ahead of time squared.

(06-06-2014, 12:49 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I need some sleeping tablets.

Cointreau will put me in the emergency department needing a drip from dehydration. I am just too old these days, these bones can't cut it.

Yes, they can, honey, you just haven't been in the right frame of mind for indulging.