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SUMMER SOLSTICE
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06-21-2014, 07:05 AM


It's time to welcome in Summer with a big, honking party.

Weed - check
Booze - check
Pool - check
Pretty women - check

I ain't cooking but you're welcome to use my beautiful but sucky grill.
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06-21-2014, 09:17 AM
You mean summer isn't over yet? I've been sweating to death here for the past 3 months.
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06-21-2014, 09:20 AM


That's why I never go down there during the summer, late November, early December is more my speed and sometimes it's still too hot even then.
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06-21-2014, 09:43 AM
(06-21-2014, 07:05 AM)Duchess Wrote:

It's time to welcome in Summer with a big, honking party.

Weed - check
Booze - check
Pool - check
Pretty women - check

I ain't cooking but you're welcome to use my beautiful but sucky grill.

Sammiches?
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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06-21-2014, 09:54 AM
ORGY AT DUCHESS' PLACE!

After all, it is a Summer Solstice tradition in many places.
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06-21-2014, 10:09 AM
(06-21-2014, 09:43 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Sammiches?


I've got pretty much everything you need to build the sammich of your dreams. Mi casa es su casa.
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06-21-2014, 10:10 AM
(06-21-2014, 09:54 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: ORGY AT DUCHESS' PLACE!


I'm sorry you can't make it, honey.
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06-21-2014, 10:23 AM
(06-21-2014, 10:10 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-21-2014, 09:54 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: ORGY AT DUCHESS' PLACE!


I'm sorry you can't make it, honey.

I'm bummed.
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06-21-2014, 02:06 PM
If like a nice juicy steak. Medium rare. And an ice cold Corona. And grilled asparagus.
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06-21-2014, 04:06 PM
(06-21-2014, 02:06 PM)ramseycat Wrote: If like a nice juicy steak. Medium rare. And an ice cold Corona. And grilled asparagus.

I don't know what I hit on my phone to quote that. I must really want steak.
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06-21-2014, 07:09 PM
(06-21-2014, 04:06 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I must really want steak.


Charred flesh. Enjoy!
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06-21-2014, 11:24 PM
I searched Summer Solstice on Photobucket and got a picture of this guy. [Image: greenman.png]

If he is going to be there, I am not coming.
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06-21-2014, 11:30 PM
I bet he has pet rats..
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06-21-2014, 11:31 PM
(06-21-2014, 11:30 PM)crash Wrote: I bet he has pet rats..


I think he eats pet rats.
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06-21-2014, 11:40 PM
Tortures them first..
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06-22-2014, 05:58 AM
(06-21-2014, 11:24 PM)QueenBee Wrote: I searched Summer Solstice on Photobucket and got a picture of this guy. [Image: greenman.png]

If he is going to be there, I am not coming.


He doesn't look like any of my friends and would be turned away at the door. Also, there will be no rat torturing nor eating of them. Maybe Ramsey will share her tub of cookie dough butter with you but it's doubtful.
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06-22-2014, 06:23 AM
(06-22-2014, 05:58 AM)Duchess Wrote:
share her tub of cookie dough butter

I really don't think I'd enjoy it, all things Ramsey aside..

It's one thing I have really noticed in my travels around this big round ball. North America goes OTT on rich and sweet food like nobody else. So much sugar in everything. Crunchy peanut butter is twice as sweet in America as it is here. I think that cookie butter would make me hurl..
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06-22-2014, 04:19 PM
If there's a post-party poolside lounge going down today, I'm in, Duchess.

A mellow Sunday in a raft with a cocktail, a little smoke, and an old school soundtrack sounds perfect, actually.





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06-22-2014, 04:40 PM
Oh yeah. My yard work is done time for a break.
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06-22-2014, 04:46 PM
I won't splash you if you don't splash me, Maggot. Promise.

I'll even make you a cheeseburger and a Pina Collada if you don't bogart.

(Dreaming here -- gotta go to the mall theater in about an hour -- "A Million Ways to Die in the West"; that's my commitment for the day.)
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