SUMMER SOLSTICE

[Duchess]

We can also blow some weed in her face if she won't smoke it herself. I think a laid-back Aussie with her knickers untwisted would be a good time.

Aussie high on weed. I'm laughing just thinking about it!

I think she would be a good time too.

[aussiefriend]

I love iced tea, I drink iced tea everyday. If someone blew weed in my face, I would pass out.

[Duchess]

I love iced tea

I will make you the best Long Island Iced Tea you've ever had in your life. You'll be shakin' your ice cubes at me and saying, more, please.

[ramseycat]

I love iced tea

I will make you the best Long Island Iced Tea you've ever had in your life. You'll be shakin' your ice cubes at me and saying, more, please.

[Cutz]

[HairOfTheDog]

Dear my friend, aussie --

I sorta like this new Cutz character. He reminds me of my oldest nephew. So, I'll help the lil brotha.

Here's the video Cutz meant to post. It's a youtube of him sharing his deep thoughts on sexuality.

[video=youtube][video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfBt-MWVmLc[/video]

I suspect that he's read your past posts about you having a thing for all the young dudes (orientation, irrelevant) and he's hitting on you.

He seems dangerous. Maybe even more dangerous than Duchess the seductress.

The only person in this joint whom you can trust to mix up your iced teas is me (or FAHQTOO).

Sincerely,

Your friend, HOTD

[ZEROSPHERES]

I think he would enjoy a dicktater

[Duchess]

Maybe even more dangerous than Duchess the seductress.

You say the damndest things. I'm no more seductive than a Snickers bar. No one will ever be seduced by someone whose hair is a wild mess all. the. time. and more often than not, smells like horse. The only thing I've got going for me are my gorgeous bras and sexy as fuck toe rings.

[aussiefriend]

Oh he's cute. His room is messy. He needs a makeover though. He talks to much, he needs to talk slower, it's like talk talk talk. If I was having a few drinks he would stress me out. I appreciate him opening up and talking from his heart. He is not a bad person, he is trying to get there.

If he had me, he wouldn't have any energy to go here there and everywhere, I am a demanding mistress. I like him, I wish others would be as open as he is.

[Maggot]

I was wondering why my ZERO alarm went off last night.

[ramseycat]

Is Cutz 12?

[HairOfTheDog]

Maybe even more dangerous than Duchess the seductress.

You say the damndest things. I'm no more seductive than a Snickers bar. No one will ever be seduced by someone whose hair is a wild mess all. the. time. and more often than not, smells like horse. The only thing I've got going for me are my gorgeous bras and sexy as fuck toe rings.

Sorry, Duchess. It's me you're talking to. I'm gonna have to call bullshit here. I hardly ever say the damndest things. I'm mostly kinda boring given my literal and factual tendencies. I accept that.

I like men. A lot. Right now, I'm tired goofy and therefor more open than usual.

So, here's my claim: no man worth mentioning is gonna give two shits if your hair is a mess and you smell like horse if you're sporting sexy as fuck toe rings, rocking a gorgeous bra, and you've got your personality. I think you know that as well as I do.

If I'm wrong, well...I better brush my damned hair and remove the anklets before noon.

[Duchess]

and you've got your personality.

Now you're just being mean.

[HairOfTheDog]

Seductive isn't bad if it's just a product of who you really are and you're not looking to use it for nefarious purposes.

I think you're real and just being you, no motives whatsoever.

So, you're gonna have to live with my cruelty...for 48 more minutes. But, who's counting? Haha.

[Duchess]

yeah, it's the real me, slightly exaggerated but me nonetheless

[HairOfTheDog]

I know. I like that about you; you're fun and interesting for men and women alike, IMO.

I'd never feel offended or apologize for being considered seductive, nor would I overestimate my role in it anyway.

I'm not of the mind that all men are dogs or slaves to physical stimuli. That's not been my experience with the fairer sex.

Seriously, the only men that I've ever given a shit about wouldn't consider messy hair or working-up-a-sweat-smell to be turn-offs -- instead, naturally seductive if coupled with a brain, a sense of fun, and a pleasant enough external frame around it all.

But...................more importantly, I didn't make it to the finals in the Scrabble tournament.

All the way to last round play-offs, then denied! They cheat, I tell ya (not really, i just got out played).

Sweet dreams...

[ZEROSPHERES]

I was wondering why my ZERO alarm went off last night.

Hi Maggot

[Maggot]

I guess we can take your name off the milk carton now.

[HairOfTheDog]

If he had me, he wouldn't have any energy to go here there and everywhere, I am a demanding mistress. I like him, I wish others would be as open as he is.

I watched the whole video just now -- he is an entertaining guy -- definitely likable.

He's in college, I think -- looks like a standard messy dorm room.

Anyway, he says he's bisexual, so he might have you if he likes weird older broads. But, I think he still has female genitalia, which doesn't seem to be your thing.

Oh, and it's not really Cutz. I think Cutz is older and he's definitely packing. But, he already has a girl, so I won't try to fix you up with this noob, aussie. It never works out anyway, you always dump 'em without giving them a real chance.

[Cutz]

I'm 30. And 100% male.
I do like Ice Teas tho. There was one Ice Tea that broke my heart twice.

Maybe even more dangerous than Duchess the seductress.

You say the damndest things. I'm no more seductive than a Snickers bar.

Snickers bars are damn seductive. I heard one siren calling from my freezer 2 nights ago.