@USERNAME -- CATCH UP, FRENCH FRY!

[Duchess]

Fucking hell

[HairOfTheDog]

Wish me luck.

Good luck, user. That's weird about the spiders.

If those spiders are like that pesky nanny and refuse to leave the premises, call the pros -- like Orkin or Billy the Exterminator.

Or, just let 'em breed and grow if you're adventurous with food.



Spiders are said to be an excellent source of protein.

[crash]

Maybe there's one of these nests in your ceiling..

[username]

They're either a species of tiny spiders or some giant bitch spider just gave birth in my house.

I didn't find mama if they are off spring but I vacuumed all the little ones I could find and then sprayed the area I was finding them in with Orange Oil.

I was just ENORMOUSLY relieved to find they didn't bear any resemblance to or act like bed bugs. I'd move out, have the house tented or whatever and pay somebody to come in and bleach the damn place from top to bottom. I can't imagine dealing with those things. Would I have to burn my sleep number bed or something? Yuk.

[username]

I hope there's no giant nest somewhere.
O_O

[username]

I miss you and I'm happy to see your boney ass back here.

Here's what you missed:

-Crash and The Kid -- never post enough for my liking.



-Adub thinks she's above us -- effin' emo snob.

I deleted the post about Sally being on a family road trip but I don't predict this will end up well.

The Kid? Duh. Rehab, round 2.

Crash just can't muffin munch and post. That's okay, Crash...ya' gotta have priorities.

Poor MS. Ever since he joined, he's battled the worst case of menopause I've ever seen. I think Ramsey should give him some pointers on mid life crisis and how to try to act like you're a MILF/cougar when you're not and stuff. He needs you, Rams!

[Midwest Spy]

Why, User, as usual you are spot on.

I'm not in one of my down mood swings, in fact I'm recovering from almost getting myself in trouble with the same woman I almost got myself in trouble with a few months back.

She's bad for me. I now know that.

However, the moms at my boys little league games are all 5-12 years younger than me, and are very fun to look at.

Duchess, Chad Greenway, a linebacker for the Vikings has a 7 year-old daughter and plays in my sons league. A few things: 1: Greenway is a lot more physically impressive without his pads on. 2: His daughter is better than most of the boys and 3: His wife looks like a helluva an athlete as well.

Hope my son is on her team next year.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm not in one of my down mood swings, in fact I'm recovering from almost getting myself in trouble with the same woman I almost got myself in trouble with a few months back.

She's bad for me. I now know that.

Jesus, that's what you said a few months back.

It's none of my business, but you threw it out there... so, I'll just say that I sure hope you don't wind up hurting your family and yourself because you're shallow and thinking with the wrong head.

That's all.

[Older Than Dirt]

This thread has been very informative. That's all.

[Duchess]

I'm recovering from almost getting myself in trouble with the same woman I almost got myself in trouble with a few months back.

She's bad for me. I now know that.

You knew that months ago, this isn't something you're just figuring out. She scared the crap out of you & you went back for more. At the very least, own that. I'm not going to harp on you about playing with fire, only about owning your burns.

[ramseycat]

MS is dumb when it comes to women.

[Midwest Spy]

I just want to be clear that I didn't actually meet up with this woman, but a friend of mine gave me her cell #.

I initiated the texting (my fault) and it spiraled out of control within minutes. She sent me two separate nude pics and the next move was mine.

I haven't communicated with her since (this was Friday) and don't plan to.

If I were to ever meet up with her I'd have a difficult time controlling myself, so I won't. I do not want to jeopardize what I have.

[Maggot]

I have found that when there are a ton of things on my mind and something is bothering me my erection can last almost forever. The things on my mind take away from the business at hand and I take it out on the vagina.

[Duchess]

I just want to be clear that I didn't actually meet up with this woman, but a friend of mine gave me her cell #.

I initiated the texting (my fault) and it spiraled out of control within minutes. She sent me two separate nude pics and the next move was mine.

I haven't communicated with her since (this was Friday) and don't plan to.

If I were to ever meet up with her I'd have a difficult time controlling myself, so I won't. I do not want to jeopardize what I have.

Oh dear.

You've been fantasizing, haven't you? Do her pix get a thumbs up or down?

[ramseycat]

I just want to be clear that I didn't actually meet up with this woman, but a friend of mine gave me her cell #.

I initiated the texting (my fault) and it spiraled out of control within minutes. She sent me two separate nude pics and the next move was mine.

I haven't communicated with her since (this was Friday) and don't plan to.

If I were to ever meet up with her I'd have a difficult time controlling myself, so I won't. I do not want to jeopardize what I have.

The next move was yours?? And you did what? I really have no respect for you. What the hell is wrong with you? I bet you wouldn't like your wife se ting with some hot guy.

[Midwest Spy]

I've already deleted her pictures.

[Midwest Spy]

Rams, I didn't send any pics.

What are you thinking?

She sent hers unsolicited and at that point I had to decide what the hell I was doing.

I never crossed any lines as far as pursuing something or putting myself in a face to face situation.

[HairOfTheDog]

I have found that when there are a ton of things on my mind and something is bothering me my erection can last almost forever. The things on my mind take away from the business at hand and I take it out on the vagina.

Proof that thinking can be hazardous.

In continual excess anyway.

Have a good vacation, you thoughtful vagina-punisher.

[HairOfTheDog]

Rams, I didn't send any pics.

What are you thinking?

She sent hers unsolicited and at that point I had to decide what the hell I was doing.

I never crossed any lines as far as pursuing something or putting myself in a face to face situation.

You seem full of bullshit rationalizations, MS.

It looks like you're in need of having your ego pumped by baiting this woman to pursue you and then trying to act like she's the aggressor.

Not responding and not keeping pics after you sought out her contact info and initiated the exchange with the woman you've already "almost gotten into trouble with" isn't admirable and your initiation of the communication was a solicitation.

I don't really care what you do, but if you think this scenario makes you look desirable/attractive and like a good guy who resists temptation, you're wrong. At least, I don't view you that way.

Anyway, good luck. The ball is always in your court.

[ramseycat]

Rams, I didn't send any pics.

What are you thinking?

She sent hers unsolicited and at that point I had to decide what the hell I was doing.

I never crossed any lines as far as pursuing something or putting myself in a face to face situation.

I wish we had a like button so I could like HOTD's post.
You said you initiated texting. There is only one reason a married man does that.
At least you came to your senses before it got too out of hand.
Smack yourself in the back of the head.