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07-13-2014, 04:44 AM
I am just about to start another bout of night shifts, be prepared for some cranky posts.
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07-13-2014, 10:24 AM
(07-13-2014, 04:44 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I am just about to start another bout of night shifts, be prepared for some cranky posts.

We can hardly wait...seriously!!
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07-13-2014, 10:50 AM
(07-13-2014, 10:24 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: We can hardly wait...seriously!!


hah

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07-13-2014, 10:54 AM
(07-13-2014, 10:24 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(07-13-2014, 04:44 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I am just about to start another bout of night shifts, be prepared for some cranky posts.

We can hardly wait...seriously!!

You will be the first to know!
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07-13-2014, 11:27 AM
(07-13-2014, 10:54 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(07-13-2014, 10:24 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(07-13-2014, 04:44 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I am just about to start another bout of night shifts, be prepared for some cranky posts.

We can hardly wait...seriously!!

You will be the first to know!

Thank you for thinking about me...Blowing-kisses
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07-13-2014, 11:32 AM


Most of you people make me happy everyday. Goddamn I love this place.
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07-13-2014, 11:37 AM
(07-13-2014, 11:32 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Most of you people make me happy
that hurts.
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07-13-2014, 11:46 AM


I'm sorry, so sorry.
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07-13-2014, 12:31 PM
(07-13-2014, 11:32 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Most of you people make me happy everyday.

Me too.

I'm pretty happy here every day, despite Maggot and Cars bringing the place down.

Ah well, they'll probably learn to lighten up and have a good time. Some day.
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07-15-2014, 12:21 PM
"she's got electric boobs" B-b-b-Benny and the Jets.

I often make alternate lyrics for songs. "Panama" has always been "enema" for me and any love song can be turned into a party song by substituting "drugs" for "love."
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07-15-2014, 02:26 PM
(07-15-2014, 12:21 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: "she's got electric boobs" B-b-b-Benny and the Jets.

Hey, my cousin Frank loved that song and used to sing it that way, only he thought those were the actual lyrics.

"She's got electric boots, a mohair suit..." -- Elton John
"She's got electric boobs, a mohawk too..." -- My weird cousin Frankie

P.s. I didn't know til recently that Elton was singing about Candy and Ronnie -- always thought it was Kenny and Ronnie.
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07-15-2014, 03:35 PM
My friend Vicki from the early eighties

"Eu-then-asia, can't take anymore"

Kim Wilde actual song

"View from a bridge can't take anymore"
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07-15-2014, 04:04 PM
(07-15-2014, 02:26 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(07-15-2014, 12:21 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: "she's got electric boobs" B-b-b-Benny and the Jets.

Hey, my cousin Frank loved that song and used to sing it that way, only he thought those were the actual lyrics.

"She's got electric boots, a mohair suit..." -- Elton John
"She's got electric boobs, a mohawk too..." -- My weird cousin Frankie

P.s. I didn't know til recently that Elton was singing about Candy and Ronnie -- always thought it was Kenny and Ronnie.
hah Me too. Forgot about the mohawk line.
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