Retirement, is not for everyone . . . . .

[Carsman]

. . . . One day, while passing a retirement village it was observed:

On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.

On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the better of me and I went inside to talk to the retirement village Administrator.

And asked her, "Do you know there are six old ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," she said, "aren't they darlings?

They're retired prostitutes - they're having a yard sale.."

[Duchess]

Bless their hearts.

[Cutz]

They were only 35, but they looked 80.

[Maggot]

The ones with their legs spread come with a garage.

[Donovan]

My buddy just informed me at work he sold his vacation property, purchased in the adirondacks in 1991 for about 9000, for a quarter of a million.


Cash.

To some rich South Florida folk who didn't like hurricanes.

I asked him one question: Why are you still here?

[Carsman]

Things are always changing!