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#21
08-07-2014, 04:56 PM
(08-07-2014, 04:25 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(08-07-2014, 04:21 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(08-07-2014, 04:19 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I think Rams is turning into the Mock Forum Whore.
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Nope...don't think so.
We'll agree to disagree... Wanna make out?
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#22
08-07-2014, 07:09 PM
(08-07-2014, 04:19 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I think Rams is turning into the Mock Forum Whore.

Hey!! You're getting some. Why can't I? It's not like I'm banging around town. Or on Mock. Cut a girl a break here.
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08-07-2014, 07:09 PM
(08-07-2014, 04:56 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(08-07-2014, 04:25 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(08-07-2014, 04:21 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(08-07-2014, 04:19 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I think Rams is turning into the Mock Forum Whore.
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Nope...don't think so.
We'll agree to disagree... Wanna make out?

C'mere baby...
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08-07-2014, 07:12 PM


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#25
08-07-2014, 08:39 PM
(08-07-2014, 01:55 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(08-07-2014, 01:52 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Oh yea! Just like that.
Lights on or off?

(08-07-2014, 02:28 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Both.

(08-07-2014, 03:49 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Hopefully during, neither.

Okay, I figured out the "hopefully during, neither" as referring to the boxer or brief statement but I still need some help with the "both" comment when speaking of lights on or off.

It's good to see some things never change.

I read somewhere that the key to a good and long lasting marriage is when a man learns a few simple words and uses them regularly: "You're right and I'm wrong" and then he shuts the fuck up and starts washing the dishes or vacuuming or something. Personally, that would definitely work for me.
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08-07-2014, 08:52 PM
^ women do not like being wrong during an argument.

I HAVE learned that much through the years, but it's still hard for me just shut the fuck up. I try, but I'm a work in progress.

I do have the dish washing, vacuuming and laundry folding down, though.
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08-07-2014, 08:56 PM
(08-07-2014, 04:56 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(08-07-2014, 04:25 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(08-07-2014, 04:21 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(08-07-2014, 04:19 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I think Rams is turning into the Mock Forum Whore.
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Nope...don't think so.
We'll agree to disagree... Wanna make out?


I'll pass. I'm exhausted from real life sex.
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08-08-2014, 01:30 AM
(08-07-2014, 08:56 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'll pass. I'm exhausted from real life sex.
hours of laying on your back like a dead fish has you exhausted?
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08-08-2014, 02:38 AM
(08-08-2014, 01:30 AM)Cutz Wrote:
(08-07-2014, 08:56 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'll pass. I'm exhausted from real life sex.
hours of laying on your back like a dead fish has you exhausted?

The joy of having a vibrator! But it can be kind of tiring when you start flopping around before the big O or five.

I can't stop with those things. It's like crack for my clit. If a little is good, a lot must be better, right? Poor little love button gets a hell of a work out when I whip out the vibrator.


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08-08-2014, 02:50 AM
(08-08-2014, 02:38 AM)username Wrote: The joy of having a vibrator! But it can be kind of tiring when you start flopping around before the big O or five.
I don't have a vibrator. But I don't have a vagina either, so it'd be kinda useless. Definitely have to spread the big five O's out over a few hours.
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08-08-2014, 04:02 AM
(08-08-2014, 02:50 AM)Cutz Wrote:
(08-08-2014, 02:38 AM)username Wrote: The joy of having a vibrator! But it can be kind of tiring when you start flopping around before the big O or five.
Definitely have to spread the big five O's out over a few hours.

The radio says you might have low testosterone.
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08-08-2014, 11:26 AM
(08-08-2014, 01:30 AM)Cutz Wrote:
(08-07-2014, 08:56 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'll pass. I'm exhausted from real life sex.
hours of laying on your back like a dead fish has you exhausted?

It's the bottom of the Mock fuck chain for you, asshole.
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08-08-2014, 12:41 PM
(08-08-2014, 11:26 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(08-08-2014, 01:30 AM)Cutz Wrote:
(08-07-2014, 08:56 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'll pass. I'm exhausted from real life sex.
hours of laying on your back like a dead fish has you exhausted?

It's the bottom of the Mock fuck chain for you, asshole.

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08-08-2014, 01:35 PM
ive caught my wife a few times with hers...
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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08-08-2014, 02:00 PM
(08-08-2014, 01:35 PM)Maggot Wrote: ive caught my wife a few times with hers...


Her vibrator? Was it erotic watching her?
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08-09-2014, 10:05 AM
Aussie didn't weigh in on this yet, need to know if this is disgusting. hah
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08-10-2014, 12:31 AM
(08-08-2014, 11:26 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(08-08-2014, 01:30 AM)Cutz Wrote:
(08-07-2014, 08:56 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'll pass. I'm exhausted from real life sex.
hours of laying on your back like a dead fish has you exhausted?
It's the bottom of the Mock fuck chain for you, asshole.
I's kidding! I know what you really get into 98

Just remember your safe word. PSEUDOPSEUDOHYPOPARATHYROIDISM
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08-10-2014, 01:41 AM
(08-10-2014, 12:31 AM)Cutz Wrote:
(08-08-2014, 11:26 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(08-08-2014, 01:30 AM)Cutz Wrote:
(08-07-2014, 08:56 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'll pass. I'm exhausted from real life sex.
hours of laying on your back like a dead fish has you exhausted?
It's the bottom of the Mock fuck chain for you, asshole.
I's kidding! I know what you really get into 98

Just remember your safe word. PSEUDOPSEUDOHYPOPARATHYROIDISM


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#39
08-10-2014, 03:13 AM
(08-06-2014, 11:01 PM)Carsman Wrote: . . . . . . . Find Love! hah

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I've already seen this before It's not funny after the 100th time Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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08-10-2014, 08:01 AM
(08-10-2014, 03:13 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(08-06-2014, 11:01 PM)Carsman Wrote: . . . . . . . Find Love! hah

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I've already seen this before It's not funny after the 100th time Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

But, but, is it disgusting? hah
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