how tough is this place?

[cruehead]

Crüe is lost, and Cutz thinks I hit women.

In reality, if I can throw a load on my gals tita from time to time, I'm happy.

blow up dolls don't count

Coulda fooled me.

Have you seen how lifelike the latest models are?

no I haven't. I like shooting my load on real women

I bet you do.

I heard where you come from, 'real women' include certain 4 legged creatures who say 'baa baa'.

True?

yup ive had my women down on all fours with their faces down n ass up crying out the thousand names of god...

but hey, please educate us all in here about your blow up doll experiences. I am not ashamed to say I am a virgin when it comes to the doll experience.

[sally]

I bet you do.

I heard where you come from, 'real women' include certain 4 legged creatures who say 'baa baa'.

True?

Seriously MS? A first grader could have come up with something better than that.

Do you see what I'm talking about with these assholes? I'd hardly call them tough.

[cruehead]

I bet you do.

I heard where you come from, 'real women' include certain 4 legged creatures who say 'baa baa'.

True?

Seriously MS? A first grader could have come up with something better than that.

Do you see what I'm talking about with these assholes? I'd hardly call them tough.

yes I do see what you mean

[Cutz]

I heard where you come from, 'real women' include certain 4 legged creatures who say 'baa baa'.

Actually, DC is from Alaska. Here's a pic of him with his family.

[Midwest Spy]

I bet you do.

I heard where you come from, 'real women' include certain 4 legged creatures who say 'baa baa'.

True?

Seriously MS? A first grader could have come up with something better than that.

Do you see what I'm talking about with these assholes? I'd hardly call them tough.

Call me old-fashioned but there's nothing quite like the, "you fuck sheep" inference.

[Blindgreed1]

[Blindgreed1]

I heard where you come from, 'real women' include certain 4 legged creatures who say 'baa baa'.

Actually, DC is from Alaska. Here's a pic of him with his family.

[cruehead]

I bet you do.

I heard where you come from, 'real women' include certain 4 legged creatures who say 'baa baa'.

True?

Seriously MS? A first grader could have come up with something better than that.

Do you see what I'm talking about with these assholes? I'd hardly call them tough.

Call me old-fashioned but there's nothing quite like the, "you fuck sheep" inference.

so you like to fuck sheep? lol, uh.......ok

[cruehead]

I heard where you come from, 'real women' include certain 4 legged creatures who say 'baa baa'.

Actually, DC is from Alaska. Here's a pic of him with his family.

this is a lie cause you will NEVER catch me wearing a Romo shirt

[Midwest Spy]

blow up dolls don't count

Coulda fooled me.

Have you seen how lifelike the latest models are?

no I haven't. I like shooting my load on real women

I bet you do.

I heard where you come from, 'real women' include certain 4 legged creatures who say 'baa baa'.

True?

but hey, please educate us all in here about your blow up doll experiences.

Well, we recently reached a milestone of sorts at my house.

My wife, after 4 long months, has finally allowed Natalie (my blow up doll) to sit with us at the dinner table.

A lot less tension in the air now that she's come to terms.

[cruehead]

Coulda fooled me.

Have you seen how lifelike the latest models are?

no I haven't. I like shooting my load on real women

I bet you do.

I heard where you come from, 'real women' include certain 4 legged creatures who say 'baa baa'.

True?

but hey, please educate us all in here about your blow up doll experiences.

Well, we recently reached a milestone of sorts at my house.

My wife, after 4 long months, has finally allowed Natalie (my blow up doll) to sit with us at the dinner table.

A lot less tension in the air now that she's come to terms.

that was a pretty good one

[HairOfTheDog]

Jesus Christ, my friend aussie's bush is better trimmed than the quotes in this thread.

[cruehead]

Jesus Christ, my friend aussie's bush is better trimmed than the quotes in this thread.

bushy, trimmed, smooth.....hell its all the same

[Midwest Spy]

Jesus Christ, my friend aussie's bush is better trimmed than the quotes in this thread.

I GET it! (I think).

Aussie's bush is a jungle with a wild-monkey running free, so....

My quotes are really NOT trimmed?

[sally]

Yes, I think that's what she is trying to say. Aussie's bush is so out of control it brings back painful memories to Vietnam vets, yet it's still better trimmed than your quotes.

[HairOfTheDog]

Gold star, MS.

Hint: If you find yourself with a pile of cruehead on top of you, consider yourself virtually Cleveland Steamered.


MOCK -- making wishes come true since 2008 -- one mega multi-quoted post at a time.

[Midwest Spy]

Yes, I think that's what she is trying to say. Aussie's bush is so out of control it brings back painful memories to Vietnam vets, yet it's still better trimmed than your quotes.

Damn, Aussie should take care of that.

However, I do have a buddy that likes it so thick he needs two hands to part that shit before he can get down to bid-nass.

[Blindgreed1]

Jesus Christ, my friend aussie's bush is better trimmed than the quotes in this thread.

She doesn't call it a bush. She calls it a beard. That's just weird and a bit unsettling...

[sally]

Yeah, I thought that was little weird too. Maybe it's some kind of feminist thing.

[cruehead]

Jesus Christ, my friend aussie's bush is better trimmed than the quotes in this thread.

She doesn't call it a bush. She calls it a beard. That's just weird and a bit unsettling...