Saving yourself or your pet?

[Duchess]

Well, if it doesn't have claws then the owner really doesn't want it to live anyway.

[Maggot]

I would not jump in to save either one of the cats living in my home.

BUT, I would definitely toss one or both cats in to save the quiet mouse that I jacked from the Church of the Sacred Bleeding Heart of Jesus, located somewhere in Los Angeles, California.

Whichever emerged first would get 10 dollars and 20 red lights run in its honor.

@ Our Lady of perpetual ovulation here up the street next to the ⁷⁄₁₁ they have lady bugs as big as mice. We call the place O.L.O.P.O for short. Nice place but the holy water smells funny.

[HairOfTheDog]

@ Our Lady of perpetual ovulation here up the street next to the ⁷⁄₁₁ they have lady bugs as big as mice. We call the place O.L.O.P.O for short. Nice place but the holy water smells funny.

Avoid the Slurpees at that 7/11; same water source. Hot rats all over the joint.

Some cool cats in that alley behind the O.L.O.P.O, though.



I like cats alright.

[FAHQTOO]

Well, if it doesn't have claws then the owner really doesn't want it to live anyway.

My ragdoll doesn't have any claws, but that wasn't my doing. He's never been outside, they're not outside cats.

[Duchess]

My ragdoll doesn't have any claws, but that wasn't my doing. He's never been outside, they're not outside cats.

I believe you would take a risk for that cat. I won't be so presumptuous to say I know you well but I've been around you for years now and I think you would put yourself in danger to save that cat from certain death if it were in your power to do so.

[FAHQTOO]

My ragdoll doesn't have any claws, but that wasn't my doing. He's never been outside, they're not outside cats.

I believe you would take a risk for that cat. I won't be so presumptuous to say I know you well but I've been around you for years now and I think you would put yourself in danger to save that cat from certain death if it were in your power to do so.

Of course I would...my Bobtail too. She would rip me to shreds, but I would try. I broke up with the asshole that snuck my Ragdoll to the vet and had all his claws removed without telling me what his plan was. I was at work. It wasn't pretty when I got home...had to call the cops and everything.

My Mom had a Collie that went through the ice in the middle of her pond. As luck would have it, my ex husband was there picking up the kids and he made it to her before me, but we didn't even hesitate...not exactly a raging river, but he had to break his way through the ice to get to her and it was deep.

[Duchess]

I broke up with the asshole that snuck my Ragdoll to the vet and had all his claws removed without telling me what his plan was. I was at work. It wasn't pretty when I got home...had to call the cops and everything.

You must have went ballistic, I would have too - talk about ripping someone to shreds, huh.

[IroningBroad]

My ragdoll doesn't have any claws, but that wasn't my doing. He's never been outside, they're not outside cats.

I believe you would take a risk for that cat. I won't be so presumptuous to say I know you well but I've been around you for years now and I think you would put yourself in danger to save that cat from certain death if it were in your power to do so.

Of course I would...my Bobtail too. She would rip me to shreds, but I would try. I broke up with the asshole that snuck my Ragdoll to the vet and had all his claws removed without telling me what his plan was. I was at work. It wasn't pretty when I got home...had to call the cops and everything.

My Mom had a Collie that went through the ice in the middle of her pond. As luck would have it, my ex husband was there picking up the kids and he made it to her before me, but we didn't even hesitate...not exactly a raging river, but he had to break his way through the ice to get to her and it was deep.

Cat's give people the herp sometimes.That's why I won't take one as a pet.People give it to eachother too but at least we can spot a pustule sometimes on their vag or dick beforehand.

[Duchess]

Cat's give people the herp sometimes.

You've been misinformed. You are not at risk of contracting herpes from a cat anymore than a cat would be of contracting herpes from you.

[HairOfTheDog]

In all seriousness...

I'd try to save my cats or any pet from death, even if there was some risk of injury to myself. I don't think I could help myself.

But, I wouldn't jump into a raging river or run into fast moving traffic or anything potentially fatal like that.

[IroningBroad]

Cat's give people the herp sometimes.

You've been misinformed. You are not at risk of contracting herpes from a cat anymore than a cat would be of contracting herpes from you.

Oh shit well..someone post that "The more you know" image.

I still don't like cats, what with their scratchy tongues and visible scrunched up butthole..let's not forget the potential to claw the crap out of you.But I guess that also goes for any human out there huh?

[Maggot]

Cats have a use, they catch mice and rodents and chipmunks. Dogs have a use, they bark at intruders and bite Hari-Chrisna's and idiots that just bug you. But there is a moment in space that is a devoid of souls. That's where I would have to go as I watched Fido go over Niagara.

[IroningBroad]

Cats have a use, they catch mice and rodents and chipmunks. Dogs have a use, they bark at intruders and bite Hari-Chrisna's and idiots that just bug you. But there is a moment in space that is a devoid of souls. That's where I would have to go as I watched Fido go over Niagara.

[Tammy75]

I put myself in the middle of a dog attack when a roti had my Beagle on the ground going for her throat. Thank gosh for those longer Beagle ears. After the most terrifying 30 minutes of my life, including being drug more than 50 feet by the roti and getting my arms. legs and fingers shredded plus my pjs being ripped off, I saved my Beagle. This happened at midnight in my own fenced in backyard---the roti dug into our yard. I got a variety of comments after the fact--from I should have let the roti do whatever to my Beagle aka kill mt Beagle to I should have gotten waterhose to break up the attack, I did what came natural and got in the middle and saved my Beagle.

When I finally made it, beating on the door, naked, bleeding and looking like I fought off Freddy, my Other Half freaked the fuck out. I had night terrors for months and it took my Beagle weeks before she would go back into the dark backyard. I settled with the insurance for an insanely small amount to get it over with.

That being said, would I do it again. Yes without hesitation. I am now listening to my Dear Sweet Beagle snore in the bedroom.

[FAHQTOO]

My ragdoll doesn't have any claws, but that wasn't my doing. He's never been outside, they're not outside cats.

I believe you would take a risk for that cat. I won't be so presumptuous to say I know you well but I've been around you for years now and I think you would put yourself in danger to save that cat from certain death if it were in your power to do so.

Of course I would...my Bobtail too. She would rip me to shreds, but I would try. I broke up with the asshole that snuck my Ragdoll to the vet and had all his claws removed without telling me what his plan was. I was at work. It wasn't pretty when I got home...had to call the cops and everything.

My Mom had a Collie that went through the ice in the middle of her pond. As luck would have it, my ex husband was there picking up the kids and he made it to her before me, but we didn't even hesitate...not exactly a raging river, but he had to break his way through the ice to get to her and it was deep.

Cat's give people the herp sometimes.That's why I won't take one as a pet.People give it to eachother too but at least we can spot a pustule sometimes on their vag or dick beforehand.

Since that's the first time I've ever heard this in my life...I call Bullshit!

[ramseycat]

Cat's give people the herp sometimes.

You've been misinformed. You are not at risk of contracting herpes from a cat anymore than a cat would be of contracting herpes from you.

Oh shit well..someone post that "The more you know" image.

I still don't like cats, what with their scratchy tongues and visible scrunched up butthole..let's not forget the potential to claw the crap out of you.But I guess that also goes for any human out there huh?

Scrunched up butthole? First, what do you expect a butthole to look like? And second, WHY are you even looking at the cats butthole???

[IroningBroad]

Cat's give people the herp sometimes.

You've been misinformed. You are not at risk of contracting herpes from a cat anymore than a cat would be of contracting herpes from you.

Oh shit well..someone post that "The more you know" image.

I still don't like cats, what with their scratchy tongues and visible scrunched up butthole..let's not forget the potential to claw the crap out of you.But I guess that also goes for any human out there huh?

Scrunched up butthole? First, what do you expect a butthole to look like? And second, WHY are you even looking at the cats butthole???

For scientific reasons duhhhh

But seriously I wanted to see if it resembled your face as much as MS said it would

[Clang McFly]

:lol:

[HairOfTheDog]

Yeah, "your face looks like a cat's butthole" makes me laugh out loud, too.

I'd be surprised if MS deserves any credit for that knee-slapper, though. IroningBroad's comprehension was probably just limited by its animal asshole fixation when it heard that "ramsey's the cat's ass!"

Anyway... MS, I saw today that Minneapolis and St. Paul will participate in a Department of Justice pilot program designed to engage at-risk communities and stop extremist animals from recruiting Americans to join terror organizations in Syria, Somalia, etc... Hope it works. Link: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/u-s-anti-ter...s-st-paul/

[IroningBroad]

Yeah, "your face looks like a cat's butthole" makes me laugh out loud, too.

I'd be surprised if MS deserves any credit for that knee-slapper, though. IroningBroad's comprehension was probably just limited by its animal asshole fixation when it heard that "ramsey's the cat's ass!"

Anyway... MS, I saw today that Minneapolis and St. Paul will participate in a Department of Justice pilot program designed to engage at-risk communities and stop extremist animals from recruiting Americans to join terror organizations in Syria, Somalia, etc... Hope it works. Link: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/u-s-anti-ter...s-st-paul/

Fixate on this HOTD