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#21
10-28-2014, 10:55 AM


It DOES look better. It is uncanny how much those two kids look alike, crazy cool.
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10-20-2015, 04:02 AM
I grew up next to the Brain family. Pamela Brain, who became Pea Brain, and Richard Brain, who obviously got Dick Brain. Don't parents think of these things FFS??
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11-20-2015, 02:18 PM
A Vietnamese-Australian called Phuc Dat Bich has spoken of his anger after repeatedly being blocked by Facebook.

The 23-year-old, whose name according to the Evening Standard is pronounced Phoo Da Bic, has posted an image of his passport on the social media site after it banned him several times. His picture of proof, and its accompanying message, has been shared more than 123,000 times. "I find it highly irritating the fact that nobody seems to believe me when I say that my full legal name is how you see it," he said. "I've been accused of using a false and misleading name of which I find very offensive."

He went on to explain that his frustration was due to what he suggested was a lack of understanding in the West for names which appear amusing to some. "Is it because I'm Asian? Is it?" he asked in the post.

"Having my (Facebook) shut down multiple times and forced to change my name to my 'real' name, so just to put it out there. My name.

"Yours sincerely, Phuc Dat Bich".


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11-20-2015, 02:52 PM
They really should go by normal names if for anything but to avoid the conflict. Bannecorn=Sammy and Giovanni=John
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11-20-2015, 07:39 PM
Remember, Giuseppe Verdi was Joe Green Smiley_emoticons_smile
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11-20-2015, 09:17 PM
(11-20-2015, 07:39 PM)afraidforallofus Wrote: Remember, Giuseppe Verdi was Joe Green Smiley_emoticons_smile

I know Red Green but not Joe Green. Please enlighten me with your Joe Green stuff.

Is that the dumb 3 stooges guy? Cuz there aint no one after Curley.
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11-20-2015, 09:27 PM
Maggot, you confuse the shit out of me. Verdi, the great Italian composer. His name translates literally to Joe Green. Just sayin'
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11-20-2015, 09:34 PM
Great, the Cher of his day and I hate Opera, give me smoe Handel water music and maybe Schubert piano work and I might get a woody. Might.
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11-21-2015, 12:29 AM
Met someone named Apple the other day. I think people need to sit back and remember the cutie pie names for the babies, do now mesh well with "MD: or Attorney after the name. Our mayor's first name is Lovely. Really..that is her name.

There is a Thai restaurant here named Phuket. Yep. Like Phish
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11-21-2015, 02:26 AM
This one?


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11-21-2015, 11:26 AM
Yep...Lovely Warren
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11-21-2015, 03:17 PM
Ummm, how do I say this...
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11-22-2015, 05:37 AM
When did parents start making names up? Things like Jaxson, Indie, Braxton (can parents spell?) and the surnames that became first names. The poor little buggers are stuck with these names. I love watching US reality shows and seeing the Tanisha's, Deandre's and Keshawn's.

(disclaimer - if any of your kids carry one of the above names, I'm sorry, but what the hell were you thinking/drinking/smoking???)
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11-22-2015, 05:58 AM
(11-22-2015, 05:37 AM)afraidforallofus Wrote: the Tanisha's, Deandre's and Keshawn's.


That's usually blacks & whiggers but it's not say white people don't give their spawn freaky names too.
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11-23-2015, 10:48 AM
(11-21-2015, 12:29 AM)QueenBee Wrote: Met someone named Apple the other day. I think people need to sit back and remember the cutie pie names for the babies, do now mesh well with "MD: or Attorney after the name. Our mayor's first name is Lovely. Really..that is her name.

There is a Thai restaurant here named Phuket. Yep. Like Phish
That is likely due to the area in Thailand known as Phucket province. Google images of Phucket. Phucket is beautiful.
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11-23-2015, 10:53 AM
How about La-A? Pronounced Ladasha.
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11-23-2015, 12:26 PM
De dash don't be silent.
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11-23-2015, 02:56 PM
That girl just run her mouth.
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11-23-2015, 05:15 PM
(11-23-2015, 10:48 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(11-21-2015, 12:29 AM)QueenBee Wrote: Met someone named Apple the other day. I think people need to sit back and remember the cutie pie names for the babies, do now mesh well with "MD: or Attorney after the name. Our mayor's first name is Lovely. Really..that is her name.

There is a Thai restaurant here named Phuket. Yep. Like Phish
That is likely due to the area in Thailand known as Phucket province. Google images of Phucket. Phucket is beautiful.

There is no C in Phuket, although you are right that Phuket is a Thai province. It's pronounced Poo-Kett
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11-23-2015, 06:17 PM
(11-23-2015, 05:15 PM)crash Wrote:
(11-23-2015, 10:48 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(11-21-2015, 12:29 AM)QueenBee Wrote: Met someone named Apple the other day. I think people need to sit back and remember the cutie pie names for the babies, do now mesh well with "MD: or Attorney after the name. Our mayor's first name is Lovely. Really..that is her name.

There is a Thai restaurant here named Phuket. Yep. Like Phish
That is likely due to the area in Thailand known as Phucket province. Google images of Phucket. Phucket is beautiful.

There is no C in Phuket, although you are right that Phuket is a Thai province. It's pronounced Poo-Kett
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