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(10-22-2014, 07:18 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (10-22-2014, 04:01 PM)Duchess Wrote: She's such a slut.
She's not participating in the breeding! She's just facilitating it.
Come November 2016, don't be surprised to see a bunch of little green people with shaved pussies wearing "Hillary NOW!" buttons when you go to cast your vote.
Conspiracies abound...
I'm down.
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(10-23-2014, 11:57 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: (10-22-2014, 07:18 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (10-22-2014, 04:01 PM)Duchess Wrote: She's such a slut.
She's not participating in the breeding! She's just facilitating it.
Come November 2016, don't be surprised to see a bunch of little green people with shaved pussies wearing "Hillary NOW!" buttons when you go to cast your vote.
Conspiracies abound...
I'm down.
I take it you didn't vote for Bush.
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(10-23-2014, 01:06 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: No Aussie scarred me for life.
Well..........men from Mars are said to go wild for women with beards from down under.
Lucky for aussie, one of 'em ^ was clinging on to an asteroid that just happened to crash near her hood recently -- probably what's been keeping her so busy lately.
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(10-23-2014, 09:41 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: women with beards from down under.
You deserve some form of internet prize.
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Worse than that....Gwyneth Paltrow is heading towards my neck of the woods. I hope I don't have to say to the organisers of this event "I told you so".
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(10-24-2014, 05:02 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Worse than that....Gwyneth Paltrow is heading towards my neck of the woods. I hope I don't have to say to the organisers of this event "I told you so".
Way worse -- that martian has obvious redeeming qualities and a sincere expression. Paltrow.......not so much.
However, I would totally attend the local Paltrow pow-wow if I were you, aussie (so long as you could get Martha Stewart to crash it).
Martha's a cut-throat bitch. For some reason, I like her though. She's always had age-appropriate style (the orange jumpsuit phase being the sole exception).
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What an opportunity aussiebitch! Quick, get out your Michelle Obama Halloween death stare mask and go go to the ball. You might even get a kiss from Miss Paltrow.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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I wouldn't say anything annoying or get on Martha Stewart's dark side. That woman has done hard time, she's tough.
I am surprised that HoTD has not jumped on the bandwagon of 'disagree with Aussie, no matter the cost'.
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I only express disagreement when I disagree, aussie. Same with agreement. What would be the point of doing otherwise?
If there's some "cost" to honest mockery in here, it's too negligible for me to have noticed. I can afford it.
Anyway, Paltrow bugs me -- I think she and her conscious uncoupling are full of shit. Martha publicly poking her and insinuating that Paltrow is a cheap knock-off wannabe of herself makes me laugh. I probably wouldn't mess with Martha either.