Just in time for Hallerween

[QueenBee]

Two sentence scary stories
An example:

I was having a pleasant dream when what sounded like hammering woke me. I could barely hear the muffled sound of dirt covering my coffin over my screams.

[Cutz]

I woke up in the middle of the night and killed a spider. When I came back with the tissue tho, he was gone.

[HairOfTheDog]

The Grim Reaper tried to strangle me with his left hand last night. I had come up with a plan to disarm him, but I choked just before it came time to hatchet.

[Maggot]

I stopped to get the tail of a roadkill Raccoon. When I was about to snip it he awoke and snarled through his foam laced mouth.

[sally]

I thought I had a nose bleed the other day while I was in the shower, but it turned out to be a leech named Mr. Wiggles.

[HairOfTheDog]

The Headless Horseman bought me drinks and swept me off of my feet at the bar last night. This morning he had to change his name.

[Maggot]

That not scary.........that's arousing!