Ordinary Peephole Wrote:[user=161]D[/user] wrote:
Quote:Sinister Wrote:+ 2. So far, so good. What else ya got? ::wait::
Well...
I've got this whole spiel wound up for bashing Bill Gates... but isn't that a little too cliche?
Windows Sucks! Viva La Linux!
- Linux User Since 2001, Longest Uptime For Single Machine 3 years, 17 days, 4 hours, 39 minutes, 12 seconds... eat your heart out Billy Boy
Just what we need at Mock, a Linux nerd. Damn straight, especially since if you're still using Linux ONLY on the command line... it sure as hell better be remotely or a server 
All desktop installs of Linux have GUIs now, and GUI installers as well... its just as easy, if not easier, as installing Windows.
Now, would you like me to educate you some more? I've got my cluebat handy
Duchess Wrote:What's all this sugary bullshit, Mockers ?
D, who the fuck are you & why are you here ?
Ever had road rage ?...Ever flip anyone off as you drive past ?...Ever been naked in a vehicle ?
Do you indulge in smoking weed ?
Boxers or briefs ?
Top, bottom or it doesn't matter as long as you're getting a lil' ? I'm no one, who the fuck are you? I'm here for nothing, for everything, and to piss you off, capish?
Road Rage is an every day occurrence, 99% of drivers are fucking idiot assholes. Myself included.
No, I have only once vice, technology.
Neither. And I like it.
Top, Bottom, Sideways, Doggy... they're all fun. Of course, depends on her too. Now excuse my while I chase Syber down and try to talk her into climbing on top.
D Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Just what we need at Mock, a Linux nerd. Damn straight, especially since if you're still using Linux ONLY on the command line... it sure as hell better be remotely or a server
All desktop installs of Linux have GUIs now, and GUI installers as well... its just as easy, if not easier, as installing Windows.
Now, would you like me to educate you some more? I've got my cluebat handy Don't get him started, Opie. Seriously. Your brain would start to bleed in about 5 minutes. *I'M* a computer geek and he outgeeks me, bigtime.
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Too much "feel good" bullshit so far.
D Wrote:Now excuse my while I chase Syber down and try to talk her into climbing on top. Back!!!! Back you horny little bastard!
Don't you have a virtual desktop girl to play with or something??:  :
SyberBitch Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:SyberBitch Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Are you syberbitchs 24 year old manchild sex toy? I'm not Ramsey, you dolt. I only like wrinkled, crusty old men. Remember? So stick this guy in some water till he looks like a raisin and then blow some snot on him. Voila! Hey, that might work! I'm up for everything but the snot, not the type of bodily fluids I want to exchange here... :  :
Middle Finger Wrote:Too much "feel good" bullshit so far. Don't worry D, MF only likes you if you have tits (moobs don't count... or maybe they do?)
SyberBitch Wrote:D Wrote:Now excuse my while I chase Syber down and try to talk her into climbing on top. Back!!!! Back you horny little bastard!
Don't you have a virtual desktop girl to play with or something??:: Nah, I've only got you... and the 60 other women I flirt with on a daily basis 
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[user=161]D[/user] wrote:
Quote:Damn straight, especially since if you're still using Linux ONLY on the command line... it sure as hell better be remotely or a server
All desktop installs of Linux have GUIs now, and GUI installers as well... its just as easy, if not easier, as installing Windows.
Now, would you like me to educate you some more? I've got my cluebat handy
::blink:::  : 
I can see reading your posts could come in handy if I have any trouble sleeping.
No I would not like you to educate me more about how much you like to wank over circuit boards, that much is clear.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
Middle Finger Wrote:Too much "feel good" bullshit so far. I agree. I'm just waiting for the rest of the crew to shut the fuck up so I can get down to business.
SyberBitch Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Too much "feel good" bullshit so far. Don't worry D, MF only likes you if you have tits (moobs don't count... or maybe they do?) Thats ok, I only like you if you have tits too. Oh wait, thats only true if you're also Lesbian, and 5' 3" tall with raven black hair or red hair and green eyes. Damn, too bad they're never interested back. ::dunno::
D Wrote:SyberBitch Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Too much "feel good" bullshit so far. Don't worry D, MF only likes you if you have tits (moobs don't count... or maybe they do?) Thats ok, I only like you if you have tits too. Oh wait, thats only true if you're also Lesbian, and 5' 3" tall with raven black hair or red hair and green eyes. Damn, too bad they're never interested back. ::dunno:: What the fuck is going on here??? Are we turning intoa goddamn flirting site?? This shit has to stop; I'm getting sick to my fucking stomach.
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[user=161]D[/user] wrote:
Quote:Damn, too bad they're never interested back. ::dunno::
A computer geek who's unsuccessful with women?!
I'm shocked.
::rollseyes::
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
Sinister Wrote:D Wrote:SyberBitch Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Too much "feel good" bullshit so far. Don't worry D, MF only likes you if you have tits (moobs don't count... or maybe they do?) Thats ok, I only like you if you have tits too. Oh wait, thats only true if you're also Lesbian, and 5' 3" tall with raven black hair or red hair and green eyes. Damn, too bad they're never interested back. ::dunno:: What the fuck is going on here??? Are we turning intoa goddamn flirting site?? This shit has to stop; I'm getting sick to my fucking stomach. Can I still flame myself? Or do I have to tell everyone else to fuck off first?
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:[user=161]D[/user] wrote:
Quote:Damn, too bad they're never interested back. ::dunno::
A computer geek who's unsuccessful with women?!
I'm shocked.
::rollseyes:: Why thank you, thank you. ::thumbs:: 
D Wrote:Can I still flame myself? Or do I have to tell everyone else to fuck off first? You can just sit in here for a bit until I decide what to do with you. At this point the only thing going for you is that you know Syber and you apparently have enough grey matter to have read the introduction to Mock page. The massive geekiness is negating what you've got going for you, though. The jury is still out.
Sinister Wrote:D Wrote:Can I still flame myself? Or do I have to tell everyone else to fuck off first? You can just sit in here for a bit until I decide what to do with you. At this point the only thing going for you is that you know Syber and you apparently have enough grey matter to have read the introduction to Mock page. The massive geekiness is negating what you've got going for you, though. The jury is still out. Good, if my geekiness didn't offend your mocking sensibilities I'd have to wonder if you had any grey matter yourself. But oh well, get used to it. I'm an asshole, and I care not for what anyone else thinks. Anyone who doesn't like me is entitled to their opinion, though you'll forgive me if I tell them to suck dick and eat shit 
Self Titled Geek, Asshole, And Annoying Fuckwad. My goal in life is to piss of the ignorant masses, because they piss me off.
I'm sorry, did you say something? Or was that a brain fart?
D Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:[user=161]D[/user] wrote:
Quote:Damn, too bad they're never interested back. ::dunno::
A computer geek who's unsuccessful with women?!
I'm shocked.
::rollseyes:: Why thank you, thank you. ::thumbs:: Taking too much Vicodin, D? Chug down some coffee to go along with the pain meds. Or wait, maybe not. :  :
Sinister Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Too much "feel good" bullshit so far. I agree. I'm just waiting for the rest of the crew to shut the fuck up so I can get down to business. Yeah, god forbid anyone else have fun in the newbie forum.
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