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#461
09-10-2015, 11:40 AM
(09-10-2015, 11:29 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: We could probably come to some sort of an agreement, ahem, if you know what I mean?

What would you be willing to do to ensure your team doesn't suffer the MS jinx?

Make me an offer I can't refuse.


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That's sexual harassment! SECURITY!
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09-10-2015, 12:02 PM
(09-10-2015, 11:40 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-10-2015, 11:29 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: We could probably come to some sort of an agreement, ahem, if you know what I mean?

What would you be willing to do to ensure your team doesn't suffer the MS jinx?

Make me an offer I can't refuse.


hah

That's sexual harassment! SECURITY!

Get User in here.

She's an old HR hag.

Maybe she'll be willing to 'take one for the team' on your behalf?
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09-10-2015, 01:26 PM


I don't have access to enough xanax to make that happen. Wine, yes, xanax, no.
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#464
09-11-2015, 07:34 AM


Ah, those pesky Patriots starting off the season with controversy. hah

Coach Mike Tomlin be like...pissed!
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09-11-2015, 07:57 AM
One more ring for the thumb.
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09-11-2015, 07:58 AM


I guess bling is more important than legacy & reputation. Sarcastic
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09-11-2015, 08:01 AM
Haters gonna hate. Blowing-kisses Everyone loves them around here.
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09-11-2015, 08:03 AM
(09-11-2015, 08:01 AM)Maggot Wrote: Everyone loves them around here.


You're in New England! hah

I just like fuckin' with you. Hehehe
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09-11-2015, 08:05 AM
I know that. And lately I've been thinking that I could really care less what happens anywhere else in the world. Screw everyone.
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09-11-2015, 08:06 AM
(09-11-2015, 08:05 AM)Maggot Wrote: lately I've been thinking that I could really care less what happens anywhere else in the world. Screw everyone.


Have a seat beside me. *passes popcorn*
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09-11-2015, 09:29 AM
(09-11-2015, 07:34 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Coach Mike Tomlin be like...pissed!

That's funny emotion from a guy who likes to bend the rules himself...
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09-11-2015, 10:16 AM


*love* 109

Our pump up video leading into MNF. Go Eagles!
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09-14-2015, 06:26 AM


Tis GameDay! Tis GameDay! Ooohhhhh. I'm nervous & excited and, and, and Go Eagles! Fly, Eagles, Fly, on the road to victory. *bounces off walls*
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09-14-2015, 06:54 PM


I'm sick with nerves, absolutely nauseated.
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09-14-2015, 07:11 PM
Eagles at Falcons!
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09-14-2015, 07:12 PM
HotD, if my Vikes beat your Niners tonight, I want you to take a pic of yourself in a Vikings jersey and hold up a sign that reads, "I'd do ANYTHING for MS!"
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09-14-2015, 08:35 PM
I should have bet Duchess that if the Falcons win, she has to come vacuum my whole house.
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09-14-2015, 08:40 PM


Like I'm going to want to vacuum your whole house after seeing my guys FAIL! They are ripping my heart out. I'll be ina mood.

I hope your scooter gets a flat.
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09-14-2015, 08:52 PM
hah

Don't give up hope yet. It's the Falcons. They could blow it in the second half.
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09-14-2015, 08:55 PM
That first half Eagles team looks like absolute shite. Sanchez better get warmed up.
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