THE SLAP

[Duchess]

Is it ever okay to discipline someone else's child?

[ramseycat]

Not by hitting them.

[Mohammed]

How close I came to it quite a few times.

The little boy who pushed Jade down from the pool table and then stood there like "What? What's the problem, I said bloody sorry didn't I" You feel like punching that little guy in the face, but he did look very sorry and scared shortly after without me touching him.

The strangest was last time when her cute little friend, a girl the same age with Diabetes, and me had a shouting match with each other. I was like "The fuck is wrong with this little thing?!", Jade was looking at us with big eyes too, and I was just amazed that nothing I did made her back down, even so our faces were just centimeters apart. Her mother told me later it is because of her diabetes and once she gets excited, she just goes. I think I ended up being more scared of her then she of me!

[SIXFOOTERsez]

I let little johnny run head first into my shopping cart once, I felt good about it at the time.
He is probably grown and has his own little hellions running wild in the grocery store by now, or someone else killed him.
I don't think I would ever hit someone els's kid, but I wouldn't hesitate to jerk the little bastard up by the arm if they were being an asshole.
I don't mind calling out the parents in public either.

[Maggot]

I was in the store the other day and this lady was buying powerball tickets. Her boy who looked about 3-4 yrs old was stacking a bunch of candy from the shelf at her feet I stood behind her and when she was ready to leave she says OK lets go. They started leaving and I said "hey, your son left a stack of candy bars and stuff piled on the floor" She gave me this dirty look and picked them up and I heard her muttering "asshole" as she walked out.
I just laughed and the guy at the counter did too. Fuck-em all I say.

[HairOfTheDog]

Is it ever okay to discipline someone else's child?

God I hope so.

If ever I met MidwestSpy in person, I'd probably end up slapping the shit outta him -- no matter what his parents might say about it! And, I'd feel perfectly justified in doing so.

I'd probably also give Mohammed's mom's oldest male child a slap on the ass -- just to see if his buns are all they're cracked up to be.

Seriously, I've never slapped a child in my care and wouldn't slap anyone else's either. But, I might swat a kid who was outta control if I was responsible for them at the time.

[sally]

I think I posted this once before, can't remember. Anyway I was in Target with my daughter who was around 2 at the time. As we were walking down the aisle this little boy around 5 was standing behind his mother's gigantic ass, he gave my little girl a dirty look, balled up his fist and punched it into his other hand. I wanted to stick out my foot as he was walking by and trip the little fucker.

I wouldn't hit anyone's kid, but I've been known to cuss them out if they fuck with me. Like when my son was little and use to have sleepovers with his friends and wake me up at 6 in the morning because they're wrestling in the living room. Shut the fuck up!

[Duchess]

I remember reading about that.

I've seen kids that I've wanted to give a lil' slap to and I once hissed at a couple in the market. Can't stand a bratty kid. Don't bring 'em to my house.

[Midwest Spy]

Is it ever okay to discipline someone else's child?

God I hope so.

If ever I met MidwestSpy in person, I'd probably end up slapping the shit outta him -- no matter what his parents might say about it! And, I'd feel perfectly justified in doing so.

Yes, I'm sure there would be tension and passion.

And, yes, you'd be sore after I finished with you.

Sore from losing at Scrabble and any other game we may play.

However, the fireworks would begin shortly thereafter, AND, I'm not in that 40% of men that suffer from ED. (Who in the hell is tracking those stats anyway?)

Can't wait to get to Frisco when I can let HotD have at it.

[Maggot]

I think I posted this once before, can't remember. Anyway I was in Target with my daughter who was around 2 at the time. As we were walking down the aisle this little boy around 5 was standing behind his mother's gigantic ass, he gave my little girl a dirty look, balled up his fist and punched it into his other hand. I wanted to stick out my foot as he was walking by and trip the little fucker.

I wouldn't hit anyone's kid, but I've been known to cuss them out if they fuck with me. Like when my son was little and use to have sleepovers with his friends and wake me up at 6 in the morning because they're wrestling in the living room. Shut the fuck up!

If you were in the egg aisle you could have done a whoops........on his head with a carton of eggs.

[Donovan]

I don't bully little kids. Psychologically speaking it's a hell of a lot easier to get them to behave without punishment, and consequences that are only punishments in their own minds. You gotta jedi mind trick the little fuckers.