Can you do this easily

[Clang McFly]

I did that third position when I tried to suck my own cock/lick my own butthole. jk?

It's always good to make an effort at being self-sufficient and to pursue stretch goals, Clang.

In this case however, unless you've got an extremely long cock and a very elongated butthole, there's no shame in throwing in the towel. Take the lazy needy way out -- assume the position and let somebody else do the sucking and licking parts for you.

[username]

WTH? My son can't get up without using a knee or something from criss-cross, apple sauce. This clearly demonstrates that the next generation is totally fucked up.

[username]

They say the somersault is one of the first ones to go, because your spine gets stiffer with age.

I hate you. I briefly took karate with my husband but quit when they started making us do somersaults. Now I have to master them. I HATE when someone tells me I might not be able to do something because of age...makes me that much more determined to do it. Off to try rolling around on the floor like a roly-poly...


The somersault isn't hard in and of itself but throwing yourself from a standing position in to a somersault was a little more difficult. Still, now you've gone and thrown the gauntlet down...asshole. If I break my stupid neck...you are going to feel SO bad! I hope!

[Duchess]

I'm not sure how much core balance or even leg strength has to do with this. I control 1500 lbs. of horse with my legs and I feel like I have great balance but this exercise is beyond my capabilities.