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Just in case anyone was downtrodden and needs some dough........
Golden globes
Human feces contains gold and other precious metals that could be worth hundreds of millions of dollars, experts say.
Now the trick is how to retrieve them -- a potential windfall that could also help save the planet
I need ideas as many as you you great thinkers can muster.
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So disgusting that it should be illegal. Now someone will be scraping the sewer pipes.
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Pooping gold bricks?
*face palm*
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Now we just need a beanstock, a giant, and a golden harp.
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I'm 5'8". Can that be classified as a giant?
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(03-24-2015, 08:57 AM)Maggot Wrote: Just in case anyone was downtrodden and needs some dough........
I'm on it! I'll be starting a Poop Bank first thing tommorrow. No longer will I flush away my wealth and instead I'll collect my(and client's) brown(sometimes liquid) gold in 2 quart jars.
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I bet you have to boil it or something.
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Nothing like the smell of syrup boiling THAT'S fer sure.
OK, enough of this talk..........start a flower thread or something.
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I'm going to buy a bag of wildflower seeds and plant them by my little bridge.
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Wild flowers are weeds!
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(03-25-2015, 08:45 AM)Duchess Wrote:
*heaves*
*grabs a bucket*
There might some gold in vomit as well.
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Crazy bastid.