EMBARRASSMENT BURNS

[Donovan]

I would have asked the guy his name and introduced myself and let my daughter know he was a person. Great teachable moment.

I mean the black dude, not the penis snapper. Or the creepy gym teacher.

[Midwest Spy]

I think most of my embarrassing moments in life happened in the lunch room.

I bet most of MS's embarrassing moments in life happened in the bedroom.

I'm sure there were a couple of times (see: many) where I may have been Quick Draw McGraw, but as I like to say, at least I was given many, many opportunities.

As for a truly embarrassing moment, I once woke up on the floor of Reagan National Airport after sleeping there overnight. I had flown a MAC C-5 from Panama City to Andrews AFB, and caught a shuttle to Reagan. Unfortunately, had to sleep there waiting for early flight to MSP.

Woke up under a row of chairs, with people everywhere. As I got up, they're all looking at me weird. I'm in uniform as well. Hair standing up.

Anyway, I just remember feeling embarrassed by that.

[sally]

In the junior high school gym locker room, one my classmates whacked my penis with a rolled up wet towel.I was crying so bad the gym teacher asked me what was wrong and to show him my penis to make sure it was alright(which it isn't, its still scarred and weirdly curved). So embarrassing.

I don't know if I believe that your penis is scarred and weirdly curved from being smacked with a wet towel. Still funny though .

[HairOfTheDog]

As for a truly embarrassing moment, I once woke up on the floor of Reagan National Airport after sleeping there overnight. I had flown a MAC C-5 from Panama City to Andrews AFB, and caught a shuttle to Reagan. Unfortunately, had to sleep there waiting for early flight to MSP.

Woke up under a row of chairs, with people everywhere. As I got up, they're all looking at me weird. I'm in uniform as well. Hair standing up.

Anyway, I just remember feeling embarrassed by that.

I remember you telling me this story before. You left out a couple of details that might help others to understand why it was so embarrassing and funny though -- like the fact that both you and your inflatable boyfriend were naked under that row of chairs and the hamster's hair was standing up too.

Seriously, I've slept in a few airports. It sucks. They make the chairs as uncomfortable as possible to deter loiterers and crashers who don't wanna spring for a room.

[Maggot]

I would be afraid someone would dip my fingertips in lukewarm water while I was sleeping.

[Blindgreed1]

In the junior high school gym locker room, one my classmates whacked my penis with a rolled up wet towel.I was crying so bad the gym teacher asked me what was wrong and to show him my penis to make sure it was alright(which it isn't, its still scarred and weirdly curved). So embarrassing.

I don't know if I believe that your penis is scarred and weirdly curved from being smacked with a wet towel. Still funny though .

Yeah, I'm not buying it either. Stanley has a bit of a curve too but I'm sure it's from me throwing myself down every 20 minutes when I was 13

[Duchess]

Stanley? Stanley of the Stanley Tool family?

[Donovan]

Knowing BG1, It's probably more like "Well here's another fine mess you've gotten us into, Stanley."

[Duchess]

Really sorry I didn't think of that!

[Clang McFly]

In the junior high school gym locker room, one my classmates whacked my penis with a rolled up wet towel.I was crying so bad the gym teacher asked me what was wrong and to show him my penis to make sure it was alright(which it isn't, its still scarred and weirdly curved). So embarrassing.

I don't know if I believe that your penis is scarred and weirdly curved from being smacked with a wet towel. Still funny though .

In the junior high school gym locker room, one my classmates whacked my penis with a rolled up wet towel.I was crying so bad the gym teacher asked me what was wrong and to show him my penis to make sure it was alright(which it isn't, its still scarred and weirdly curved). So embarrassing.

I don't know if I believe that your penis is scarred and weirdly curved from being smacked with a wet towel. Still funny though .

Yeah, I'm not buying it either. Stanley has a bit of a curve too but I'm sure it's from me throwing myself down every 20 minutes when I was 13

You two are just begging me to post some dick pics here at Mock. Don't think I won't do it....when the weather warms up and have some privacy.

[Duchess]

Don't think I won't do it....

I don't think you will. You're a nice Catholic boy and you know your mom is watching.

[Clang McFly]

Don't think I won't do it....

I don't think you will. You're a nice Catholic boy and you know your mom is watching.

So? I know mom is watching and I still crossdress which is a Catholic no-no also. Plus I already showed my dick on a video chat years ago to some girl....Mirah/Love Child I think she called herself.

[username]

I'll have to think about which of the numerous stories I could post.

When I was a kid, we had to do the crab walk (I think that's what it's called). Anyway, I was wearing a skirt and not only was everyone laughing at my underwear (maybe THAT'S why I have an aversion to the garments now) but every time I tried to take a stupid step, I'd step on the skirt and rip, rip, rip.

Of COURSE I've walked out of a public restroom with a trail of toilet paper following behind me. More than once.

When I was about 6 or so, I called my 12 y/o brother a nigger. He smacked the shit out of me.

Having giggle fits in church and the minister stop the sermon to lecture you kind of sucked too.

Running over that Taco Bell sign and getting my car stuck on it wasn't one of my finest moments either.

Just scratching the surface here...

Oh skiing! Going up a chair lift with a dangling ski and having to sort of throw myself off to the side to avoid impaling myself on the ski.

Going up the rope tow with not a bit of ski gear on me...just to get from point A to point B.

*sigh* I'm a mess.

[Duchess]

Going up the rope tow with not a bit of ski gear on me...just to get from point A to point B.

I would have taken pictures.

[Clang McFly]

Running over that Taco Bell sign and getting my car stuck on it wasn't one of my finest moments either.

Try running into the Taco Bell drive-thru wall while turning and trying to straighten out while waiting in line, bouncing off and damaging your car but barely scratching their wall. One of my forgotten embarassing moments, until now.

[Blindgreed1]

In the junior high school gym locker room, one my classmates whacked my penis with a rolled up wet towel.I was crying so bad the gym teacher asked me what was wrong and to show him my penis to make sure it was alright(which it isn't, its still scarred and weirdly curved). So embarrassing.

I don't know if I believe that your penis is scarred and weirdly curved from being smacked with a wet towel. Still funny though .

In the junior high school gym locker room, one my classmates whacked my penis with a rolled up wet towel.I was crying so bad the gym teacher asked me what was wrong and to show him my penis to make sure it was alright(which it isn't, its still scarred and weirdly curved). So embarrassing.

I don't know if I believe that your penis is scarred and weirdly curved from being smacked with a wet towel. Still funny though .

Yeah, I'm not buying it either. Stanley has a bit of a curve too but I'm sure it's from me throwing myself down every 20 minutes when I was 13

You two are just begging me to post some dick pics here at Mock. Don't think I won't do it....when the weather warms up and have some privacy.

I have my own if I wanna see a magnificent crooked dick, but thanks for the offer.

[Blindgreed1]

Running over that Taco Bell sign and getting my car stuck on it wasn't one of my finest moments either.

Try running into the Taco Bell drive-thru wall while turning and trying to straighten out while waiting in line, bouncing off and damaging your car but barely scratching their wall. One of my forgotten embarassing moments, until now.

Clang, you've got to be a total spaz.

[Clang McFly]

In the junior high school gym locker room, one my classmates whacked my penis with a rolled up wet towel.I was crying so bad the gym teacher asked me what was wrong and to show him my penis to make sure it was alright(which it isn't, its still scarred and weirdly curved). So embarrassing.

I don't know if I believe that your penis is scarred and weirdly curved from being smacked with a wet towel. Still funny though .

In the junior high school gym locker room, one my classmates whacked my penis with a rolled up wet towel.I was crying so bad the gym teacher asked me what was wrong and to show him my penis to make sure it was alright(which it isn't, its still scarred and weirdly curved). So embarrassing.

I don't know if I believe that your penis is scarred and weirdly curved from being smacked with a wet towel. Still funny though .

Yeah, I'm not buying it either. Stanley has a bit of a curve too but I'm sure it's from me throwing myself down every 20 minutes when I was 13

You two are just begging me to post some dick pics here at Mock. Don't think I won't do it....when the weather warms up and have some privacy.

I have my own if I wanna see a magnificent crooked dick, but thanks for the offer.

It wasn't an offer, its a 99.9% empty threat. Tiny possibility I might do it.

[Clang McFly]

Running over that Taco Bell sign and getting my car stuck on it wasn't one of my finest moments either.

Try running into the Taco Bell drive-thru wall while turning and trying to straighten out while waiting in line, bouncing off and damaging your car but barely scratching their wall. One of my forgotten embarassing moments, until now.

Clang, you've got to be a total spaz.

Yep. Clumsy at walking and driving. I've also got a leadfoot and several speeding tickets to prove it. Most recent one cost me almost $200 for the ticket(18 miles over the speed limit) and $300 for a DRA(drivers responsibility assessment).

[username]

Fuck! I need to do online traffic school. I recently got a ticket for supposedly, briefly crossing over the white, bicycle line. WTF? IF I did it (absent dash cam I have no way of proving I didn't), there wasn't even a cyclist or anything in the stupid lane. City desperate for money or an equally desperate cop.