Finally a forum I can relate to

[HairOfTheDog]

Hi Love Child.

I like carrot sticks best straight up solo.

No partnering salad necessary; nor any dippy side kick. But, I like carrot sticks alright under those conditions too.

Anyway, welcome back.

[Jimbone]

Wasn't there a Love Child here before? Or am I making that up?

[Donovan]

Love Child is like me, displaced and homeless.

[Jimbone]

Love Child is like me, displaced and homeless.

Ah, I was confused because it said noob. I could have sworn I recognized the name.

[HairOfTheDog]

Aside from you two ^^, nobody here gives a shit about any history or cross-board associations.

Of that I feel confident.

Love Child is welcome at Mock, period.

[Love Child]

Hi Hair of the Dog, thanks! Good to see you! I've enjoyed reading your posts today.
Hi Jimbone.
Hi Donovan!

Yes carrots are tasty!

[HairOfTheDog]

It's good to see you Love Child.

I'd really like to hear your individual take on issues. Just you; you as an individual not attached to any person, group or mission.

You've never been banned from Mock or anything, and I'm personally glad to see you posting again.

Lay it on us, sister...

[Duchess]

Well I am not fresh meat, but I can be like the carrot stick you find in the back of the fridge.
You either chop it up and throw it into a salad, or dip it in ranch, or throw it outside to the bunnies.

Nice to see you.

I'll take the carrot stick because I'm not really a carnivore. I was trying to entice Bammerz into denying he was fresh meat but he turned out to be a dud.

[Love Child]

Hi Duchess, thank you.

I'd really like to hear your individual take on issues. Just you; you as an individual not attached to any person, group or mission.

Lay it on us, sister...

I don't have too many opinions about "issues". I usually end up sharing a lot about my personal life. If only I could learn to just shut up about that and talk about the world instead perhaps I would be better off. ; )

The things that do get me rattled currently are the school system and healthcare.

[HairOfTheDog]

Personal issues can be interesting too.

There are quite a few threads with discussion related to the school system and healthcare. Here are a couple, if you're interested.
--Common Core Testing / Healthcare: http://mockforums.net/showthread.php?tid=11754
--Home Schooling: http://mockforums.net/showthread.php?tid=10927

[Love Child]

This is a really nice forum. Thank you.

[Duchess]

This is a really nice forum.

I feel like I should be worried.

I'll just put on my faux mean face.

[Clang McFly]

*tickles Duchess*

[Donovan]

I sure hope Bammerz, wherever he may be, finds a forum he can finally relate to.

[Duchess]

*tickles Duchess*

I don't like to be tickled. I'd have to kick your legs out from under you, straddle you and tickle you until you couldn't breathe.

[Cutz]

I knew a girl that hated having her feet touched. I tried to tickle her foot once and she kicked me in the nose.

Apparently there was also a time in college when a bunch of guys duct taped a girl's hands to her feet. The other girl hated touching feet, and this girl hated having her feet touched. They thought it was awesome. Boys are dumb.

[Clang McFly]

*tickles Duchess*

I don't like to be tickled. I'd have to kick your legs out from under you, straddle you and tickle you until you couldn't breathe.

Yes, please.

[Duchess]

This thread is 6 pages long now & the person who created it has made exactly one post. I love you people.

[Clang McFly]

I heart moist poop underpants you, too.

[QueenBee]