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(04-22-2015, 06:21 PM)Duchess Wrote: (04-22-2015, 05:57 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Where did the new guy go? We need all of his info and pics so I know where to put him on the fuck chain.
Hahaha!
Once he reads this thread he may run as fast and as far as possible. His loss, huh.
Definitely!!
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Probably your daughter's kindergarten teacher.
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Ugh. Failure to quote the boob hound.
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(04-22-2015, 06:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Ugh. Failure to quote the boob hound.
I was wondering what the hell you were talking about.
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(04-22-2015, 06:30 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: (04-22-2015, 06:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Ugh. Failure to quote the boob hound.
I was wondering what the hell you were talking about.
I don't look at a woman now unless she's at least 30.
That range between 30 and 50 leaves many, many candidates.
You two may actually be on the radar.
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(04-22-2015, 05:52 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I personally would fuck Clang
I'm sure there were some other words there but this is the only part I read and the only part that matters to me.
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(04-22-2015, 06:25 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: My, you are a Van Gogh with words.
Why thank you MS. I'm a fan of Van Gogh.
And that may be the most sensible comparison you've ever posted.
If I was forced to listen to your vapid babbling for any length of time, I too would likely cut off an ear.
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(04-22-2015, 07:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: If I was forced to listen to your vapid babbling for any length of time, I too would likely cut off an ear.
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(04-22-2015, 07:22 PM)Duchess Wrote: (04-22-2015, 07:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: If I was forced to listen to your vapid babbling for any length of time, I too would likely cut off an ear.
Technically, you'd still be able to hear that way and none of your hats would fit right any more. Perhaps just a nice set of earplugs?
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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Don't be logical!
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(04-22-2015, 06:37 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I don't look at a woman now unless she's at least 30.
That range between 30 and 50 leaves many, many candidates.
Interesting what may actually be on the radar.
FIFY
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(04-22-2015, 08:37 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: (04-22-2015, 06:37 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I don't look at a woman now unless she's at least 30.
That range between 30 and 50 leaves many, many candidates.
Interesting what may actually be on the radar.
FIFY
It probably has hairy nipples too.
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(04-22-2015, 06:37 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (04-22-2015, 06:30 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: (04-22-2015, 06:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Ugh. Failure to quote the boob hound.
I was wondering what the hell you were talking about.
I don't look at a woman now unless she's at least 30.
That range between 30 and 50 leaves many, many candidates.
You two may actually be on the radar.
In case you couldn't figure it out...^^^that's why you're a pig.
You do know, Mr. Christ whisperer, that God knows all your impure thoughts and he's NOT happy with you.
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(04-22-2015, 08:54 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: (04-22-2015, 06:37 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (04-22-2015, 06:30 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: (04-22-2015, 06:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Ugh. Failure to quote the boob hound.
I was wondering what the hell you were talking about.
I don't look at a woman now unless she's at least 30.
That range between 30 and 50 leaves many, many candidates.
You two may actually be on the radar.
In case you couldn't figure it out...^^^that's why you're a pig.
You do know, Mr. Christ whisperer, that God knows all your impure thoughts and he's NOT happy with you.
Okey-dokey.
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(04-22-2015, 08:04 PM)Donovan Wrote: (04-22-2015, 07:22 PM)Duchess Wrote: (04-22-2015, 07:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: If I was forced to listen to your vapid babbling for any length of time, I too would likely cut off an ear.
Technically, you'd still be able to hear that way and none of your hats would fit right any more. Perhaps just a nice set of earplugs?
That makes sense technically. But, I'm trying to lend MS a little respectability by bolstering his Van Gogh comparison.
Too bad he didn't liken me to Munch with words; self-mutilation wouldn't have been necessary to survive his mindless babble.
I coulda just covered my ears and screamed...
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(04-22-2015, 10:52 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
Oh look a self portrait of Aussie at the latest Aussie Club meeting.
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(04-22-2015, 01:54 PM)Bammerz Wrote: Surfing around, found a link to this forum. After scanning some posts I gotta say I'm happy to have found a little corner of the internet I can hang out in that I can relate to.
Cheers!
BULLSHIT!
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(04-22-2015, 10:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (04-22-2015, 10:52 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
Oh look a self portrait of Aussie at the latest Aussie Club meeting.
How the fuck would you know winner? You're banned.
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